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Roy Ventus
Foxhound Corporation
General Tso's Alliance
1042
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Posted - 2014.02.04 03:05:00 -
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My core AR says "Stfu, Roy."
"Stop QQing you *****."
"YOU GOTTA AIM YOU FILTHY HOE."
"FOR ****'S SAKE, HE'S RIGHT THERE."
"Oh. Look. You finally killed him."
And more swears.
"There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all."
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True Adamance
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
6570
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Posted - 2014.02.04 03:09:00 -
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LEHON Xeon wrote:True Adamance wrote:Fire of Prometheus wrote:My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!" FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH! Simply epic. I used to use Captain Falcon all the time for SSB. Got over 11k KOs with just him alone lol.  My RR would shout in a deep voice when hitting head shots "FATALITY!"
Pfff Cpt Falcon was a *****. I used the Ice Climbers and Zero Suit.
"My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
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Espartoi
Zero-Day Attack
Zero-Day
85
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Posted - 2014.02.04 03:20:00 -
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Dude keep shooting.
Remember to reload ******.
Shoot at the damn head not to their butoxs.
Hey sherlock gues what with no ammo you can't shoot.
Why you are not bunny jumping?
You just have to die.
Damn snipers.
Damn tank snipers.
Buy me again and again and again.
If my weapon talk i would spend more time saying STFU.
Dying must be buffed.
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BAD FURRY
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
407
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:10:00 -
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Pro rail gun MORE ! MORE!! MORE !!! MORE !!!! MOORRREEE !!!!!!AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Exile assault rifle Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
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Lea Silencio
0uter.Heaven
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1180
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:11:00 -
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My Viziam would whisper (in the creepiest voice ever)...*but..I'm still hungry, Lea...*
Then I quietly whisper back ( in an even creepier voice)...*Then I shall feed you...*
PurificationGäó
It's what I do.
Amarr Victor
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Bojo The Mighty
L.O.T.I.S.
3019
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:13:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:My Viziam would whisper (in the creepiest voice ever)...*but..I'm still hungry, Lea...*
Then I quietly whisper back ( in an even creepier voice)...*Then I shall feed you...*
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
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Toby Flenderson
research lab
238
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:13:00 -
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My Toxin SMG would lololoz through a heavy and ask why it hasn't been nerfed yet. |
KING CHECKMATE
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
4380
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:14:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:LEHON Xeon wrote:True Adamance wrote:Fire of Prometheus wrote:My commandos fist would say:
"Gold knuckles muthaf***a!!!!" FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN PUUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH! Simply epic. I used to use Captain Falcon all the time for SSB. Got over 11k KOs with just him alone lol. My RR would shout in a deep voice when hitting head shots "FATALITY!" Pfff Cpt Falcon was a *****. I used the Ice Climbers and Zero Suit.
Jigglypuff > All
AceOfJokers666 [ + ] AimBot / VALOR / MAG | YOU EITHER LOVE BACON OR YOU ARE WRONG
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
12880
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:24:00 -
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Rifle
"Bark bark bark!"
certainly not this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed5NODZjQVk
CPM 0 Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior, Annoying Artist
\\= Advanced Caldari Assault // Unlocked
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Vulpes Dolosus
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
850
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:26:00 -
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Python:
"I AM FIRE! I AM DEATH!!! DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT!?"
Dropship Specialist
Kills- Incubus: 4; Pythons: 3 Gêå1; Other DS: 31 Gêå2; Tanks: 33 Gêå2
2/2
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
10559
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:28:00 -
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Incubus Particle Cannon: HOLY **** HEADSHOT *****!!!
Videos / Fiction
Closed Beta Vet; Incubus Pilot
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Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S.
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
1885
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:29:00 -
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My Scrambler Pistol Screams "DONG!" from time to time...
Yours Truly,
Reginald Fizzer94 Delafontaine III, Esquire
MAG ~ Seryi Volk Executive Response
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Asha Starwind
VEXALATION CORPORATION
Partners of Industrial Service and Salvage
281
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:45:00 -
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The Bane from Borderlands 2, like that, all of them.
Exceptions would be the Sniper Rifle
Which just breath heavily like a deranged stalker standing behind you when zoomed in, and yell 'BOOM! Headshot!!' when ever I kill someone regardless of being actual headshot!, 'BANG' for a non-fatal hit, and 'Aw, missed.' self-explanatory.
Nova knives would just talk like tim-tom and kevin
32db Mad Bomber.
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Vicious Minotaur
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
656
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Posted - 2014.02.04 04:46:00 -
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My weapons would just make fun of my aim... |
McFurious
TeamPlayers
Negative-Feedback
599
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:11:00 -
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Mass Driver: "I'm starving! Where's the nanohive?! F#%kin feed me!"
Half Irish. Often angry.
Closed Beta Masshole
Durka durka.... Bitch.
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Twelve Guage
Death Firm.
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
51
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:20:00 -
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My weapon wouldn't speek we don't like to give away our secrets.  |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
1837
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:24:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Lea Silencio wrote:My Viziam would whisper (in the creepiest voice ever)...*but..I'm still hungry, Lea...*
Then I quietly whisper back ( in an even creepier voice)...*Then I shall feed you...* It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Yeah, I'm totally sleeping with the lights on tonight.
"The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu
Forum Warrior lv.1
Amarr victor!
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Johnny Guilt
Algintal Core
482
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:27:00 -
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Nova knife: Throw me bro!!
A strange game.
The only winning move is
not to play.
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
1837
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:27:00 -
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My CR says it feels dirty being used by an Amarr suit but it likes it.
My LR says "I'm lonely" and I tell her that her time to burn the souls of the unbelievers will come again.
"The line between disorder and order lies in logistics" -Sun Tzu
Forum Warrior lv.1
Amarr victor!
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NEO Arbiter
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
13
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Posted - 2014.02.04 05:39:00 -
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers!
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
- What i say as I track redberries while charging my "Finger of God" Assault Forge Gun
Tears4Life
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zibathy numbertwo
Nox Aeterna Security
382
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Posted - 2014.02.04 06:44:00 -
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My AR:
"Fight with honor."
"May Justice and Liberty guide my rounds."
"Purge the Oppressors."
"Freedom comes with Sacrifice."
"No Mercy for the Unjust."
"Sacrifice for others is never in vain."
"Give me liberty or give me death."
"Pain is weakness exiting the body."
"Use me to defend you and your comrade's ideals."
"I am the hand of justice and the reaper of the wicked."
"Did you leave the oven on?"
Long Live Freedom; Long Live the Federation.
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akira 1999
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
19
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Posted - 2014.02.04 06:49:00 -
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mine would say... damn it man put the damn repair tool away and show me some gun love. |
Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
League of Infamy
437
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:08:00 -
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My SMG would say "You only use me on the rebound..." |
TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
2540
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:13:00 -
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Any gun I'm carrying would constantly scream
"Don't give up Tech!, you can still give a fk!"
Level 2 forum warrior.
Swamp iz on dat welevant flex fam
I sold my family to the Amarr for isk, its a valid tactic
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Tempo
Canis Eliminatus Operatives
2540
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:19:00 -
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Espartoi wrote:Dude keep shooting.
Remember to reload ******.
Shoot at the damn head not to their butoxs.
Hey sherlock gues what with no ammo you can't shoot.
Why you are not bunny jumping?
You just have to die.
Damn snipers.
Damn tank snipers.
Buy me again and again and again.
If my weapon talk i would spend more time saying STFU.
Hahahaha
Level 2 forum warrior.
Swamp iz on dat welevant flex fam
I sold my family to the Amarr for isk, its a valid tactic
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AAGMUNDR
Reliable Overwatch Inc.
290
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:20:00 -
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My Thale says:
" " |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
Top Men.
667
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:38:00 -
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My lazor is a midget, standing on top the barrel, with a DVD laser, burning p0rn into everyone's brain.
He has a really high pitch, and screams 'Look at it!'
My Acr is just an insane person. Spewing bouts of insanity, something about "holy **** and you're getting a ROF BUFF!?"
My Shotgun just cries. All the time.
My nova knifes stole from Primal-Force, and just start making super loud ninja screams.
My Re's just say...'but i thought you loved me!"
My sniper rifle cries. Just... Don't ask.
Plasma cannons giggle furiously quoting The Joker.
And my Scouts' fists say everything in a batman voice.
Under 28db
Officially nerfproof (predicting CR nerf February '14)
Selling SP: 10k SP per 100k ISK.
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Switchback Dawn
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
57
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Posted - 2014.02.04 07:53:00 -
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Caldari Rail Rifle - "EZ MODE ENGAGED"
Winmatar Combat Rifle - "Ah, yes. Armour tanking. A method of stacking a ridiculous amount of hit points in hopes of reducing TTK. We have dismissed that claim".
Seriously.... a¦á_a¦á
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Rei Shepard
The Rainbow Effect
1568
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Posted - 2014.02.04 08:05:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:My Breach AR would say
"Lalalalalalala"
My Mass Driver would say
"I'm not dead guys! Don't you ever take a pulse!?! Use me!"
My Scrambler Pistol chants
"And on the first day there was Light bitches!"
And My Remote explosives say
"It's a one way trip, my two brothers"
It would most likely go like this
Le me, flanking some redberries all of a sudden my SCR goes ....
SCR sings : "LALALALALALALAFIDOLALALALALALA"
Redberries take notice of "le me now f*cked" and make me respawn
ME: Dude wtf ...
SCR: What ? i felt like a song coming up, i can't sing ?
ME: NO!!! Ok now concentrate, ive worked like really hard to flank these guys..
SCR: You mean like 3 seconds ? So your just gonna murder these guys in the back ?
ME: Thats the plan ...now shut UP!
ME: Alright ....almost ...at the right distance ...allmmmooosssttt...."Takes AIM"
SCR: RUN !! PSYCHOPATH WITH A GUN!! RUUUUN..
*insert me getting murdered again"
"SCR Chuckles"
ME: your doing this on purpose arent ya ?
"SCR stares blindly into the void": no ...
ME: alright now ..steady as it goes...
SCR sings : "LALALALALALALAFIDOLALALALALALA"
"Rei tosses SCR into a nearby moat, then gets killed by all the redberries"
Well it doesnt sing like that, but the overheat you sometimes get to work with pretty much feels like my SCR trolling me during the thoughest moments.
Reason i am now sometimes using a Combat Rifle, its as dumb as a brick.
Winner of the EU Squad Cup
"Go Go Power Rangers!"
"Accuracy"
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Ghost Kaisar
Titans of Phoenix
Legacy Rising
2643
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Posted - 2014.02.04 08:13:00 -
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Read my Sig.
This is what my Flaylock says as it hits you in the chest from 10m.
Nothing says "F**K YOU!" like a direct Flaylock to the face.
Minmatar. In Rust we trust.
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