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Denak Kalamari Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative 1013	Posted - 2014.02.04 09:08:00 - [61] - Quote My shotgun would say "Helloooo, I know you're theeereeee, now DIE!" My SMG would say "YYYAAAAAAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!" My remote explosives would say "Oh, you're hacking that point? BOOM, don't think so!" Grahisha of ILF // Writer of Thoughts of a Clone Soldier // Latest entry published Jan. 29th
Matticus Monk Ordus Trismegistus 1155	Posted - 2014.02.04 09:16:00 - [62] - Quote With disdain, my pistols say to the enemy: "Sit, Ubu, sit..... good dog"
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Reapers' Assailant 530	Posted - 2014.02.04 09:16:00 - [63] - Quote KING CHECKMATE wrote: My SCR: ''AGAIN with the Mother**** Charged shot? The guy is like 5 Mts Away! Why wont you use your SMG or something? Oh ok, wanna play like this? Here , have a Burn....'' I LITERALLY got one shotted by a SCR. And I was 5 meters away when he turned around. SCR is THE MOST powerful weapon besides the SG. No proto plus complex stacked anything can take me out faster then a SCR, no rail, not even a proto shotty sometimes can take me out in one hit. Psycho boink That was my baseball bouncing off walls with extreme trig to hit you in the face Sandman
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Reapers' Assailant 530	Posted - 2014.02.04 09:22:00 - [64] - Quote My shotty would say 'SIT THE **** DOWN' My Sandman would say 'So what's up?' My RMEs would say 'Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 'Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 'Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50 Kill +50.....' Psycho boink That was my baseball bouncing off walls with extreme trig to hit you in the face Sandman
mini rehak The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine 204	Posted - 2014.02.04 13:18:00 - [65] - Quote I think this quote applies to both my Thales and Boundless HMG. Ezekiel 25:17 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!" Commando Power!! Proud member of the Commando 6
Sextus Hardcock 0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 258	Posted - 2014.02.04 13:27:00 - [66] - Quote My AR looks wistfully at old photos of itself when it was young and beautiful and sobs gently. I am the sixth son Chrome Vet
Atiim Living Like Larry Schwag 4429	Posted - 2014.02.04 19:32:00 - [67] - Quote My Swarms Would Say: "I am tired of these motherflucking tanks, in this motherflucking game!" Want to know how to make a strike-through? [s[Example[/s] Now go my Forum Warriors. Use this new weapon for glory!
shaman oga Nexus Balusa Horizon 1548	Posted - 2014.02.04 19:36:00 - [68] - Quote My weapons say: what are you shooting at? 1.8 it's so secret that nobody know what will be in it, even after patch notes...
Storm Shelton 0uter.Heaven Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive 78	Posted - 2014.02.04 19:38:00 - [69] - Quote My Boundless CR would say, "Hey Storm, You should probably stop repping these blueberries and shoot somebody." You don't know my life! You don't know how many nanites to put in my cereal!
Bojo The Mighty L.O.T.I.S. 3030	Posted - 2014.02.04 22:59:00 - [70] - Quote mini rehak wrote: I think this quote applies to both my Thales and Boundless HMG. Ezekiel 25:17 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!" Pulp fiction for the win Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage

BAD FURRY SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 412	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:21:00 - [71] - Quote MY Mag tank sings to me this song ! Grand Funk Railroad - The Locomotion Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
Onesimus Tarsus 1099	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:22:00 - [72] - Quote Mine always asks if I can hand it off to someone who knows how to use it. Free, on-demand Respecs. Because it doesn't matter and no one should care. Matchmaking by KDR proximity. :)
Spademan The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 668	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:27:00 - [73] - Quote Let's see, SMG: "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! MOAR DAKKA! Scram rifle: "I'M A FIRIN MAH LAZER!" Flay: "Oh, I'm sorry, was that your face I hit?" I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
Darken-Soul BIG BAD W0LVES 377	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:28:00 - [74] - Quote Onesimus Tarsus wrote: Mine always asks if I can hand it off to someone who knows how to use it. your wife? Who wants some?
Monkey MAC Lost Millennium 1830	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:32:00 - [75] - Quote My new SMG, Ellie, sounds like a Hamster. Oh hey look look, he dead, another, dead watch him go Tanks 514 I told you, I bloody well told you. Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
Monkey MAC Lost Millennium 1830	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:35:00 - [76] - Quote Atiim wrote: My Swarms Would Say: "I am tired of these motherflucking tanks, in this motherflucking game!" My Tank: Say *********** 1 more time, I dare you* Tanks 514 I told you, I bloody well told you. Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
neausea 1987 A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 6	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:35:00 - [77] - Quote my smg speaks the sound of death my CR says armor i see right through you my flaylock says why did they nerf me before you got to use me,i still love you and my breach shotty says hello im not a telephone stop putting me to peoples ears[list=1] [*] i try to stop puking but proto bums make me sick
BAD FURRY SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 412	Posted - 2014.02.04 23:35:00 - [78] - Quote My BPO Nano in there Hives sing Work it Make it Do it Makes us Harder Better Faster Stronger More than Hour Our Never Ever After Work is Over Work it Make it Do it Makes us Harder Better Faster Stronger Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger more than ever, Hour after Our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us More than ever, Hour after our work is never over Work it harder, make it better Do it faster, makes us stronger More than, Hour after our work is never over Work it harder make it Do it faster makes us More than ever hour - our work is(never over) Work it harder, make it better do it faster makes us stronger More than ever hour - our work is never over work it make it better do it faster - makes us stronger More than ever hour Our work is never ooover Work it harder make it stronger do it faster makes us stronger More than ever hour - our work is never over (work it harder Do it faster More than ever more than ever hour Our work is never over Work it harder make it better do it faster makes us stronger More than ever Hour after Our work is NEVER OVER ) () =x2 Yes i am a Undead Hell Wolf ... nice to meat you!
Bojo The Mighty L.O.T.I.S. 3031	Posted - 2014.02.05 01:50:00 - [79] - Quote BAD FURRY wrote: My BPO Nano in there Hives sing Way to write out a whole Daft Punk song jeez. I love daft punk too but come on! Text does not do the electric duo justice. Rifle Changes: DPS, range, and damage
Shiruba Ryou 202	Posted - 2014.02.05 02:07:00 - [80] - Quote My beloved Plasma Rifle: That prick is too far away damnit! Come closer. No you idiot stay behind cover and make him come to you. We both know he's kill greedy. That's it. Ooooohohhohoh he's coming. Just a little bit further..... HA!!!! THAT'S RIGHT SON! Double tap Stay out my optimal. I spit hot fire. "Not to worry. The cards say you loved it." `- Ryoutoshi`

Scheneighnay McBob Learning Coalition College 3913	Posted - 2014.02.05 02:09:00 - [81] - Quote My sniper rifle says: BLUE FLASH! BLUE FLASH! I LOVE BLUE! I am your scan error.
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Reapers' Assailant 534	Posted - 2014.02.05 05:19:00 - [82] - Quote My scout sings this 'So yeah uh, I like FPSes what can I say? There's nothing like the rush of huntin people down and killin em! I mean my hearts beatin my hearts beatin, my hands are shakin my hand are shakin, BUT I STILL SHOOT, AND I STILL GET THE HEADSHOTS, and its like BOOM HEADSHOT...' Psycho boink That was my baseball bouncing off walls with extreme trig to hit you in the face Sandman
ENDURO ETC 703rd 12	Posted - 2014.02.05 05:37:00 - [83] - Quote My AR: You should quit this game. Me: One day you'll be the FOTM and I'll be the envy of all. My AR: 1.8 isn't gonna change anything. Me: sigh I know. Love, Hate, and everything in between.
Luna Angelo We Who Walk Alone 643	Posted - 2014.02.05 05:43:00 - [84] - Quote My Rail Rifle is the Angel of Death, the fact is, Death and the Moon Angel (me) have a complicated relationship. We both seem to hate Gallente, but while I like the Amarr, he hates them. Shrug Oh well, that's what they get for fighting for the Gallente. I don't need luck, I have ammo. Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep. CEO of We Who Walk Alone
Aria Gomes Death by Disassociation Legacy Rising 277	Posted - 2014.02.05 06:01:00 - [85] - Quote CR - Tap that R1 like a boss! Rick Ross grunt GLU-5 - I'm being used?!?! Omg yes--wait! No!! No come back! Baby come back! hums Hall and Oates
Admonishment The Enclave Syndicate Dark Taboo 81	Posted - 2014.02.08 18:03:00 - [86] - Quote My shotgun would say "shop smart, shop S-Mart". Or "Hail to the king baby". Level 5 proficiency in throat punching
Fizzer94 L.O.T.I.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 2022	Posted - 2014.02.08 18:09:00 - [87] - Quote ENDURO ETC wrote: My AR: You should quit this game. Me: One day you'll be the FOTM and I'll be the envy of all. My AR: 1.8 isn't gonna change anything. Me: sigh I know. You do realize that the AR was FotM for over 2 years right? Fizzer94 // Forum Warrior Operation II MAG ~ Seryi Volk Executive Response
Garrett Blacknova Codex Troopers 4430	Posted - 2014.02.08 18:22:00 - [88] - Quote My Sniper and Rail Rifles don't waste words, just like they don't waste bullets. My Shotgun would yell "BOOM BABY!" every time it got a kill. Probably so would the Large Missile Turrets on my Sica and Gunnlogi. My Swarm Launcher would softly mutter "Target locked" before its missiles scream "LOOK AT ME I CAN FLYYYYY!!!!" My Scrambler Rifle would calmly state "target located" before firing, and "Goodbye" as it lands a headshot. My SMG would cackle maniacally every time I pull the trigger.


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