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Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 762	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:35:00 - [1] - Quote Just a lively thread to unload any interesting or amusing stories you've made playing Dust. Here's one from yesterday: I'm flying around with my dropship when I spy a Gunnlogi with a proto missile turret (I saw it earlier in the killfeed). I assumed it must have been gank-fitted because it has base stats and no hardeners. Anyway, like a good pilot, I start chipping it away with my missiles, surprised to see how easily it's shields were going down (admittedly, I've started using my proto missiles for this very reason). Realizing he's going to die soon if he didn't do something, he ducks under a med socket base just as I get him down to about 100 armor. Not one second later, an enemy jeep drives under where he was hiding and rams into him! I heard and explosion and see their names in the killfeed as (died). I fly off, chuckling to myself as I bring death and destruction to the enemy. Dropship Specialist Kills- Incubus: 4; Pythons: 2; Other DS: 29 Gêå1; Tanks: 31 Gêå3 1/26
Derpty Derp Derpty Derp Derr Deerrr 9	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:40:00 - [2] - Quote Mines dropship related as well... I parked a cheap gorgon on top of the building made of 3 rings, but fell down and couldn't recall it... Then someone shoots it with a forge gun... it falls off and I get 50 points for it landing on an enemies head down below, lol.
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Redline Defense Force Seekers of the Unseen 470	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:48:00 - [3] - Quote I 'accidently' put remotes explosives on an enemy dropship in ambush, I killed the pilot. He spawns back in, and brings a few buddies with him to fly around with, AKA blast infantry. He and his buds hop in, take off, I wait until he gets nice and comfortable.... Click, KABLAMO!! I have never seen a dropship explode in mid-air before! I'm still laugh thinking about it. Unfortunately no ragemail, but still funny. Freelance Psycho I don't mind heavies with light weapons cause I moonwalk around them in slow motion with my shotty
killer carrot top Eternal Beings Proficiency V. 8	Posted - 2014.01.27 23:53:00 - [4] - Quote I would say my story begins with a drop ship as well as usual call it in then lift off staying low using the terrain to sneak up on enemy installation and bam redline rail to back of Ds sending me spinning. After I correct my flight path I start hunting the tank.. I find 20 meters into redline ok easy approach sit 80 meters off ground and keep a lazy circle putting rounds in to it then mobbing back to combat zone the right back on his butt. Spent all but one round tanks got no shield or hardeners and 200 left in armor. I can't give that up so I make my back to him. He see me and try's to shake me them decides its safer to hop out and try to recall tank idk why it couldn't be recalled but I line up the shot and get him and the tank with the last round i collect my 200 WP and fly off into the sunset is supply depot. Touch down and restock and reload. Lift off and shoot for the ceiling. Low and behold same tanker same spot this time my sqd lead assigns attack order on it and said tank was meet with 4 very persistent ads he kept calling in more tanks so we decided that we should all have some of the pie is every forth tank was my kill whilst the others got him on there turn. The tank was graciously kind enough to keep calling in rail tanks for us to shoot and having caped there home point depot ment our resupply run was quite short hence we could camp him while tryed to camp us. At end of the game we all cyberneticly hi fived and rolled on to the next round full of tankers :) bad grammar I know but shove it
Broonfondle Majikthies Dogs of War Gaming Zero-Day 778	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:01:00 - [5] - Quote A logi spawned in with a LR and tried to take on a fully tanked up proto heavy at 10m we just stood there. Then we got bored so me and another logi ran after him trying to punch him to death. "...where Bylothgar the Ill-postured was made King of the People With No Name But Decent Footwear"
KING CHECKMATE Ametat Security Amarr Empire 4132	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:07:00 - [6] - Quote Vulpes Dolosus wrote: Just a lively thread to unload any interesting or amusing stories you've made playing Dust. Here's one from yesterday: I'm flying around with my dropship when I spy a Gunnlogi with a proto missile turret (I saw it earlier in the killfeed). I assumed it must have been gank-fitted because it has base stats and no hardeners. Anyway, like a good pilot, I start chipping it away with my missiles, surprised to see how easily it's shields were going down (admittedly, I've started using my proto missiles for this very reason). Realizing he's going to die soon if he didn't do something, he ducks under a med socket base just as I get him down to about 100 armor. Not one second later, an enemy jeep drives under where he was hiding and rams into him! I heard and explosion and see their names in the killfeed as (died). I fly off, chuckling to myself as I bring death and destruction to the enemy. All i do is Serious s**.... (i cant remember any ATM :3) so reserved)* GIVE ME A RESPEC CCP.
Dexter307 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar 774	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:26:00 - [7] - Quote Today i jumped out of a friendly dropship and forge gund another enemy dropship in mid air saving my teams dropship
Vulpes Dolosus SVER True Blood Public Disorder. 769	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:30:00 - [8] - Quote Dexter307 wrote: Today i jumped out of a friendly dropship and forge gund another enemy dropship in mid air saving my teams dropship My little brother was was forging an ADS once. When he kill it when it was fleeing (about 200m away and ver high up) the pilot jumped and my brother forged him out of the air midway. Dropship Specialist Kills- Incubus: 4; Pythons: 2; Other DS: 29 Gêå1; Tanks: 31 Gêå3 1/26
Mad Mav DUST University Ivy League 337	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:35:00 - [9] - Quote Mine doesn't begin with dropships, but ends with tanks. The second day of 1.7, I was doing what most Minmatar mercs probably did: trying out our brand new Combat Rifle. I had a jolly good time getting a feel for it. Finally having our own rifle was great! Didn't do to bad starting out, and was only improving with each passing battle. I join a battle on Manus Peak. Started out the same as the rest, taking A, light skirmish on C but we take it as well. About midway through the battle the enemy team brings in a tank. No worries I thought, just one of them. Just as the "m" left my tongue two more come down over the hill. The rest of the match was my team playing cat and mouse with these three bastards. I ended up on top of one of the building around B trying to put an uplink to avoid the tanks. Worked for a while, untill they got an angle and blasted it away. Before they did so, a blueberry and I managed to spawn in and drop below in one of the alleyways. Two of the tanks were right on top of us. The must've been on A since both of us looked at C and it was clear, other than the tank in our way. It was at this time I noticed the blueberry was looking back and for between C and me. Realizing he must be asking me (neither of us had mics) if we should make a run for it, I gesture a nod. We make a run for it. Manage to get about halfway before the two tanks start taking shots at us. We bob and weev, probably looked like dancing fools haha. Then out of nowhere, my blue buddy takes a shot and is out. No time to turn back and revive him (Logi here) I kept going. I make it to C. Turn around and the tanks are gone. I also see my buddy and make a dash to revive him. Get within distance and he is requesting a revive. Get within 5 meters of him and he dissapears. Timer must of went out. Always going to remember that blue. Funny I never caught his name. Derp on my part, it was a hectic mess. But it's moments like this that I love about Dust. TL:DR: It's a stories thread. Read it! Si vis pacem, para bellum.
Glitch116 Black Phoenix Mercenaries Legacy Rising 26	Posted - 2014.01.28 00:37:00 - [10] - Quote Funnest thing i got there was a dickbag dropship that keep trying to land on top of my squads head so final feed up with it a turn around and manage to get 3 REs stuck to his back thruster after failing to hit me 10 time in a row i let him fly off up to the top of the map i sat and watched as i gleefully pulled out my detonator and BOOM IT RAINING MERCS!!!! I AM THE KING OF THE BLASTER!!! deal with it

Thumb Green Titans of Phoenix Legacy Rising 704	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:01:00 - [11] - Quote Most of these seem to involve dropships and so does mine. The day before yesterday I was parking my dropship and shooting people with the turrets. During a Dom on Border Gulch I landed on what some people have taken to calling silos (I don't know wtf it's called but it's at D9 on the map); I landed a little too far on the western side and began to slide off. After I landed upside down I could see a few enemies gathering around waiting for me to jump out but I was rolling and ended up rolling off the ledge into the gap between that silo and the building to the west of it. As soon I was upright again I hit the thruster and said so long suckers as I took off into the sky laughing. Support Orbital Spawns
Joel II X Dah Gods O Bacon 695	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:04:00 - [12] - Quote Once upon a time, I downloaded this game. The End.
PLAYSTTION GamersForChrist Orion Empire 22	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:35:00 - [13] - Quote I was in a FW getting stomped and in my Dragonfly scout shotgun BPO fit with empty ammo i decided to run through their defences to attack from behind. As i turn out from the road and start walking around the curved edge of a research lab i see 3 snipers just in front of me trying to flank us. @ of the snipers are crouch walking forward so i walk up o the closest one and start meleeing. After killing him the other sniper turns to look. he doesn't see me so i get close and melee him. Just before he dies he turns and takes a shot lighting me up on the final snipers screen. I run up to him and get one good melee in before he kills me with his smb. In the end a BPO scout with no ammo managed to kill 2 enemys by melee and attack a third and then bravely sacrifice himself for the federation. -Open Beta Vet-12.1 mil sp- Dust 514 recruitment link here
Fire of Prometheus Alpha Response Command 3239	Posted - 2014.01.28 01:38:00 - [14] - Quote A nova knife scout rushed me in my proto commando so I one lunched his face into the ground.....I think I broke every bone in his body Commando 6 // A.R.C Commander // C.E.O of Alpha Response Command A Balac's and a Thale's.....What's on your commando?
Patrick57 Fatal Absolution Covert Intervention 4324	Posted - 2014.01.28 02:02:00 - [15] - Quote I was on my alt in a Madrugar with a Militia Blaster Turret, 2 Hardeners, 1 Repairer, 1 Nitrous, 1 Scanner. There was an enemy Madrugar with an Ion Cannon. I destroyed him TWICE. Not once, TWICE. I guess really the only funny thing about this is his stupidity, and his fit. 3 Armor Repairers? He didn't have a single Hardener. If he had, I would've been dead both times. Winner of at least 11 King ThunderBolt hate videos :D
N1ck Comeau Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 1921	Posted - 2014.01.28 02:03:00 - [16] - Quote I got hate mail for running an all BPO suit. with like 400 Hp in total. Minmatar Assault. Hopeful Caldari Scout soon. praying for that respec.
True Adamance Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire 6242	Posted - 2014.01.28 02:03:00 - [17] - Quote Fire of Prometheus wrote: A nova knife scout rushed me in my proto commando so I one punched his face into the ground.....I think I broke every bone in his body I beat a scout to death accidentally with a Repair Tool once..... My story is that I once got into a 3v1 match against a Southern Legion member. 3 of us 1 of him, just us in the match. He comes at us full force, no hesitation. But were aren't really in it for the fight. We all pull out our Nanohives and charge him, he kills 2 or us and the last member goes on to beat him to death. Next thing we know he come tearing at us again.....we ready out Nanohives and wait to die........ and the honourable man that this guy was.....he charged all 3 of us with a Nanite Injector. We had many rounds of Nanohive boxing that day. Trist O'Phate still remains as undefeated medium weight champion of Dust. "My Faith in you is absolute; my sword is Yours, My God, and Your will guides me now and for all eternity."
Yoma Carrim Situation Normal all fraked up 341	Posted - 2014.01.28 02:05:00 - [18] - Quote Funniest thing I've got was back in the beginning of 1.7 when the MLT Fuel Injector was at 100% speed boost. I was in an ambush forge gunning against wave after wave of tanks. Half my team had SL and was trying to help out. I'm running back to a supply depot just behind us and when a turn around there is a railgun tank charging towards the dirt mound most of my team is using for cover. The tank hits the dirt mound, dose a backflip in midair, lands belly up, and slides along the ground literally stopping at my feet. The driver of this doomed vehicle had about three seconds to realize what was about to happen before the air around him was blanketed with SL missiles. The driver hopped out at the last second, an SMG heavy, but was killed by the tank exploding. When you turn a corner and find the entire enemy team.Oh Heck Logi, Tanker, Heavy
hgghyujh Expert Intervention Caldari State 250	Posted - 2014.01.28 03:12:00 - [19] - Quote PLAYSTTION wrote: I was in a FW getting stomped and in my Dragonfly scout shotgun BPO fit with empty ammo i decided to run through their defences to attack from behind. As i turn out from the road and start walking around the curved edge of a research lab i see 3 snipers just in front of me trying to flank us. two of the snipers are crouch walking forward so i walk up o the closest one and start meleeing. After killing him the other sniper turns to look. he doesn't see me so i get close and melee him. Just before he dies he turns and takes a shot lighting me up on the final snipers screen. I run up to him and get one good melee in before he kills me with his smb. In the end a BPO scout with no ammo managed to kill 2 enemys by melee and attack a third and then bravely sacrifice himself for the federation. isn't this always the way tho you do something suicidal becuase your like meh least I get ammo, and you end up doing something you never would have pulled off with ammo. I've learned wanting to die in this game is the fastest way to a high KDR.
Bormir1r WarRavens League of Infamy 10	Posted - 2014.01.28 03:30:00 - [20] - Quote My story has nothing to do with vehicles, just a freaking ****** blueberry I'm in my proto scout suit running to objective C where there happened to be a (blueberry) Amarr Medium with a sniper rife just walking around the enemy objective as if everything was cool. When I'm within 10m of the objective 3 redberries spawn in and I attack one of them while this dumbass blueberry tries to no scope snipe this guy while there are still the two other redberries right next to him (within 4m) who mow me down right after I kill the third redberry. Idk what happened to my "helpful" ally but I as sure as hell hope he ***** died.

Arx Ardashir Imperium Aeternum 481	Posted - 2014.01.29 04:18:00 - [21] - Quote Game starts. Skirmish. Guy calls in a Kalaakiota Recon Dropship. RDV drops it right on some clueless blueberry. The pilot waits on the ground for some people to jump in, as more than half the team spawned at this spawn point. After 20 seconds, no one gets in, so he starts to take off and smashes right into the underside of another RDV. The dropship is in flames, and the pilot bails. He somehow uses his inertial dampener even though he was no more than 30ft off the ground, and then his dropship lands tail first behind him, and before the guy can even get up from the fall animation, it tips forward and crushes him. This dropship got 2 kills and it was only 1 minute into the game. I contribute nothing.
Sam Tektzby Better Hide R Die 83	Posted - 2014.01.29 04:28:00 - [22] - Quote My story oki It was Ambush. I was only active here, all bluedots just waited in hill near to respawn. Enemy put whole kredits in HAVs. I take a fist up, raise it wih mind to crush enemy even y myself only. I tried to take CRU, but i failed. With last thought for my Cladari Prime i spawn another clone, with AA now. I prodly take a look on my swarms and runed through hill to near HAV. First swarm take point, second and conteders HAV stoped. I saw some moving behind, HAV no responce. Enemy was shooted by my amar scrable pistol. My sence turn red. Another HAV on way. I hide myself behid empty heavy armored vehicle. He saw me and before i succesfully hacked contenders HAV i explode with it. Second HAV just put few seconds before few shots in. Support - Tactician/Support


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