The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into.

EDIT: and for those who say it's the only way infantry can kill HAV's, stop being a bitchy ass scrub and use AV.

I approach jihad jeeping not as some sneaky, deceitful way of defeating my opponent. Jihad jeeping is an art form. They say there is nothing in war but death and destruction, but I believe entirely in death with beauty.

I start off with the RE placement ritual. Each and every one of my REs must be placed perfectly on the jeep, or else I have to prematurely detonate it, as I can not be delivering an impure and tainted death to my enemies.
After the RE ritual, I have to search the map to single out the suitable sacrificial tank. After thoroughly investigating the terrain that my sacrifice is grazing in, I carefully and painstakingly plan out the path. This path is what I like to call the Way of Enlightenment. While traveling down the Way of Enlightenment, I chant a prayer to the Gods of AV. I pray for the successful deliverance of mercy to my aggrieved target. The Way of Enlightenment must be tread with wary tires though, as any straying from the path in the form of rolling or otherwise hitting a bump and doing multiple, physics-shattering flips through the air will defile the holy vessel. Any corruption of the vessel will result in a mandatory premature detonation in order to maintain honor.
Once you tread the Way of Enlightenment and you at last arrive to the sacrificial altar, much care has to be taken in order to pierce the Chosen Offering in such a way as to quickly end its suffering. The deliverer of the Holy Vessel of Mercy must take an active part as a sacrificial offering himself in order to successfully complete the ritual and ascend to the glory of the Gods of AV.

So next time you bad-mouth a jihad-jeeper, why don't you take some time to research what we have to go through. This game isn't a walk in the park for anyone.


May the Goddess of Wiyrkomi Swarm Launchers grant you eternal WP.

I moonwalk up to your tank, gingerly place remotes on the side/front/back/top, walk off in slow motion, raise my Iron Man arm, click boom. Never looking at the explosion.

The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into.

EDIT: and for those who say it's the only way infantry can kill HAV's, stop being a bitchy ass scrub and use AV.

Sure, as soon as they remove tanks.
And 0 risk? Only people with bpos, and rented are still 3k then.

Most people who jihad don't have bpos though, its the last ditch (though first ditch more often then not now) for those who don't have the sp to use proper AV, which means they have not been here LNG enough to have bpo s. Tell me would you be as upset if a scout ran up and did it by planting the remote on you?

*Ahem*

To quote Tankers over the last month with reference to the AV balance.

HTFU

Get Gud Scrub

Adapt or die

I ran a HAV last night, it's super effective against Jihad Jeeps!

No one should be able to solo my HAV.

The only counter for a Tank should be a Tank.

Waahhh waahhh he broke my toy!!!

*Ahem*

Honestly I don't know if this is a Troll thread but if it isn't, well you need help son cause Tanks are currently Cheap and Super effective against ALL threats while dedicated AV is stupid expensive and only good against vehicles.

You obviously lost your precious HAV to a superior player deal with it you can always call another one in.

Who is going to grind 3 matches for a tank that gets killed by LOLjhad jeep

Finally another one that has the brass to request removing tanks.

At least this scrublord admits it. The rest need to follow suit and put their true feelings out in the open.

The same can be said for my Pro AV fits.

The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into.

EDIT: and for those who say it's the only way infantry can kill HAV's, stop being a bitchy ass scrub and use AV.

The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into.

EDIT: and for those who say it's the only way infantry can kill HAV's, stop being a bitchy ass scrub and use AV.

The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into.

EDIT: and for those who say it's the only way infantry can kill HAV's, stop being a bitchy ass scrub and use AV.

The most annoying thing ever? Trying to fight a damaged modded Gunnlogi, and then one of those ******* crashing into you, costing them 0 ISk, yet making you lose 500k. Stop allowing them to attach Re's to hulls, and if not, make it to where it only damages the hull, and not the thing it's crashing into.

EDIT: and for those who say it's the only way infantry can kill HAV's, stop being a bitchy ass scrub and use AV.

We need a hard counter against it or limitations on what you can place those on.

I only drive a mlt Soma so I'm not that annoyed by it but all of my tanker buddies despise those things and understandably so