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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2014.01.03 00:47:00 -
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She suggested very boring manga/anime to me once. Two seperate things, didn't like either.
She didn't seem to be interested in the manga/anime I recommended, despite my superior taste.
She should be removed as a political statement against the British Empire (I'm a time traveler from the past).
She won't give me 1.8 patch notes.
She won't tell me useful insider information for which to exploit for my own personal gain.
She won't push for the addition of a new race of lizard-people in the meetings with CCP, no matter how many times I tried to bribe her to do so. I want to play as a goddamn lizard! Jenza is not corrupt enough for my bribes.
Sometimes she just seems to disappear as soon as you have something to say to her on the Skype group chat.
She keeps going on about that narrowboat she's buying. I can't get on the boat, so why should I care? If she was worthy of being a CPM, she would sail it to North America so I could get on it and party with sexy dolphins, but she doesn't because she sucks as a CPM.
She has cooties.
Impeach that jive turkey, she's pretty awful.
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:06:00 -
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jenza aranda wrote:**** YOU KAGEHOSI! :<<<<<
YOU HAVE A TERRIBAD TASTE IN MANGA AND ANIME! 1.8 PATCHNOTES ARE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!! ANYONE ASKING FOR THEM I WILL ONLY REPLY WITH SOONGäó!
INSIDER INFORMATION IS ALSO ALL MINE BECAUSE I CLEARLY USE IT ALL THE TIME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL BENIFIT SO THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN PROFIT!
**** LIZARDS! THEY SUCK! I AM ADVOCATING FOR NINJA PANDAS IN DUST WHICH IS TOTALLY MY IDEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
MY BOAT IS GOING TO ME THE MOTHERFUCKING ***** BOAT! SEXY DOLPHINS ARE MINE! ALL MINE!
Come on Jenza, I can't even have one sexy dolphin? You have gone mad with dolphin and power lust. This is why you need to be removed.
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:28:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Some say that she stores all of her shoes and her cassette tapes on the motorway central reservation, and that she can easily stay quiet for 2 hours, sheGÇÖs wondering why she didnGÇÖt win an Oscar.
Some say that she is the only woman in history to buy a DFS sofa when there wasnGÇÖt a sale on, and that her favourite boxing venue is Munich airport.
Some say she has 50,000 photographs of her own camera, and that she thinks Harper Seven is a convicted terrorist cell.
Some say she doesnGÇÖt know what dogs are for, and that she recently took out a super-injunction to prevent us from revealing that she GǪGǪ.. GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ GǪ GǪGǪ.. GǪ.. GǪGǪ.. GǪGǪ. with an enormous goat.
Some say that she spent all week daydreaming about what Rubens Barrichello would look like in a ham slicer, and that sheGÇÖs terrified that CCP will reveal her salary because sheGÇÖs paid in pants.
Some say that there are seventeen different reasons why sheGÇÖs banned from the North Hampton branch of Little Chef and that she has to take her shoes off with an allen key.
Some say that she sleeps inside out, and has a full-sized tattoo of her face... on her face.
Some say that sheGÇÖs seen The Lion King 1,780 times, and that her second best friend is a Cape Buffalo.
Some say she isnGÇÖt machine washable, and all her potted plants are called GÇÿSteveGÇÖ.
All we know is... she's called jenza.
Creepy stuff 
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