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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2014.01.03 00:47:00 -
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She suggested very boring manga/anime to me once. Two seperate things, didn't like either.
She didn't seem to be interested in the manga/anime I recommended, despite my superior taste.
She should be removed as a political statement against the British Empire (I'm a time traveler from the past).
She won't give me 1.8 patch notes.
She won't tell me useful insider information for which to exploit for my own personal gain.
She won't push for the addition of a new race of lizard-people in the meetings with CCP, no matter how many times I tried to bribe her to do so. I want to play as a goddamn lizard! Jenza is not corrupt enough for my bribes.
Sometimes she just seems to disappear as soon as you have something to say to her on the Skype group chat.
She keeps going on about that narrowboat she's buying. I can't get on the boat, so why should I care? If she was worthy of being a CPM, she would sail it to North America so I could get on it and party with sexy dolphins, but she doesn't because she sucks as a CPM.
She has cooties.
Impeach that jive turkey, she's pretty awful.
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2965
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Posted - 2014.01.03 00:47:00 -
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I was expecting another CPM hate thread.
To my pleasure, I found none.
Most hated person since Lueko and Checkmate
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Necandi Brasil
DUST BRASIL S.A
Covert Intervention
660
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Posted - 2014.01.03 00:48:00 -
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Came here thinking it was a serious thread from KAGEHOSHI ...
Tanks 514! Cheap, fast, Indestrucbible and you see tankers telling it's balanced...
Just makes you want to quit this BS
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Uncle AWOL Protheans
The Renegades of the Untold Truth
56
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Posted - 2014.01.03 00:49:00 -
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She's not very good at Cards against humanity, which is disgraceful. |
Kane Fyea
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2014.01.03 00:52:00 -
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Damn jenza not coming to NA to let us all ride in her boat with dolphins. She should be ashamed of herself. |
Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2014.01.03 00:52:00 -
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What? No lizard people? Damnit.
Kage, hold my Srcambler rifle, I'm off to shank people in disgust.
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
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Mithridates VI
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2468
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:00:00 -
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Some say that she stores all of her shoes and her cassette tapes on the motorway central reservation, and that she can easily stay quiet for 2 hours, sheGÇÖs wondering why she didnGÇÖt win an Oscar.
Some say that she is the only woman in history to buy a DFS sofa when there wasnGÇÖt a sale on, and that her favourite boxing venue is Munich airport.
Some say she has 50,000 photographs of her own camera, and that she thinks Harper Seven is a convicted terrorist cell.
Some say she doesnGÇÖt know what dogs are for, and that she recently took out a super-injunction to prevent us from revealing that she GǪGǪ.. GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ GǪ GǪGǪ.. GǪ.. GǪGǪ.. GǪGǪ. with an enormous goat.
Some say that she spent all week daydreaming about what Rubens Barrichello would look like in a ham slicer, and that sheGÇÖs terrified that CCP will reveal her salary because sheGÇÖs paid in pants.
Some say that there are seventeen different reasons why sheGÇÖs banned from the North Hampton branch of Little Chef and that she has to take her shoes off with an allen key.
Some say that she sleeps inside out, and has a full-sized tattoo of her face... on her face.
Some say that sheGÇÖs seen The Lion King 1,780 times, and that her second best friend is a Cape Buffalo.
Some say she isnGÇÖt machine washable, and all her potted plants are called GÇÿSteveGÇÖ.
All we know is... she's called jenza.
Please refrain from utilizing such inflammatory sarcasm in the future. GÇö CCP Eterne
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jenza aranda
BetaMax.
2538
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:00:00 -
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**** YOU KAGEHOSI! :<<<<<
YOU HAVE A TERRIBAD TASTE IN MANGA AND ANIME! 1.8 PATCHNOTES ARE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!! ANYONE ASKING FOR THEM I WILL ONLY REPLY WITH SOONGäó!
INSIDER INFORMATION IS ALSO ALL MINE BECAUSE I CLEARLY USE IT ALL THE TIME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL BENIFIT SO THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN PROFIT!
**** LIZARDS! THEY SUCK! I AM ADVOCATING FOR NINJA PANDAS IN DUST WHICH IS TOTALLY MY IDEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
MY BOAT IS GOING TO ME THE MOTHERFUCKING ***** BOAT! SEXY DOLPHINS ARE MINE! ALL MINE!
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Aeon Amadi
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
4284
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:01:00 -
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Spademan wrote:What? No lizard people? Damnit.
Kage, hold my Srcambler rifle, I'm off to shank people in disgust.
Jacus Roden (President of the Gallente Federation) is about as Lizardy as they get. I mean for **** sake look at that last name, that's a Godzilla character right there.
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Uncle AWOL Protheans
The Renegades of the Untold Truth
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:01:00 -
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jenza aranda wrote:**** YOU KAGEHOSI! :<<<<<
YOU HAVE A TERRIBAD TASTE IN MANGA AND ANIME! 1.8 PATCHNOTES ARE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!! ANYONE ASKING FOR THEM I WILL ONLY REPLY WITH SOONGäó!
INSIDER INFORMATION IS ALSO ALL MINE BECAUSE I CLEARLY USE IT ALL THE TIME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL BENIFIT SO THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN PROFIT!
**** LIZARDS! THEY SUCK! I AM ADVOCATING FOR NINJA PANDAS IN DUST WHICH IS TOTALLY MY IDEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
MY BOAT IS GOING TO ME THE MOTHERFUCKING ***** BOAT! SEXY DOLPHINS ARE MINE! ALL MINE!
CAPS LOCK MAY BE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BUT YOU STILL NEED TO STEER.
Also you spelled benefit wrong so clearly you're not fit for this job :D |
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Aeon Amadi
Ancient Exiles.
Renegade Alliance
4284
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:02:00 -
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jenza aranda wrote:**** YOU KAGEHOSI! :<<<<<
YOU HAVE A TERRIBAD TASTE IN MANGA AND ANIME! 1.8 PATCHNOTES ARE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!! ANYONE ASKING FOR THEM I WILL ONLY REPLY WITH SOONGäó!
INSIDER INFORMATION IS ALSO ALL MINE BECAUSE I CLEARLY USE IT ALL THE TIME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL BENIFIT SO THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN PROFIT!
**** LIZARDS! THEY SUCK! I AM ADVOCATING FOR NINJA PANDAS IN DUST WHICH IS TOTALLY MY IDEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
MY BOAT IS GOING TO ME THE MOTHERFUCKING ***** BOAT! SEXY DOLPHINS ARE MINE! ALL MINE!
My response
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
3942
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:05:00 -
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Wouldn't give me head, kept me in the friendzone, that bitch.
Remove her.
*puts on Fedora* |
Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
1962
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:05:00 -
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Who?
Beer before Liquor, never sicker.
Toothpaste before Orange Juice, you're dead.
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Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
490
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:06:00 -
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jenza aranda wrote:
**** LIZARDS! THEY SUCK! I AM ADVOCATING FOR NINJA PANDAS IN DUST WHICH IS TOTALLY MY IDEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
That just earned you three shankings!
I am part shovel, part man, full scout, and a little bit special.
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
7735
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:06:00 -
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jenza aranda wrote:**** YOU KAGEHOSI! :<<<<<
YOU HAVE A TERRIBAD TASTE IN MANGA AND ANIME! 1.8 PATCHNOTES ARE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!! ANYONE ASKING FOR THEM I WILL ONLY REPLY WITH SOONGäó!
INSIDER INFORMATION IS ALSO ALL MINE BECAUSE I CLEARLY USE IT ALL THE TIME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL BENIFIT SO THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN PROFIT!
**** LIZARDS! THEY SUCK! I AM ADVOCATING FOR NINJA PANDAS IN DUST WHICH IS TOTALLY MY IDEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
MY BOAT IS GOING TO ME THE MOTHERFUCKING ***** BOAT! SEXY DOLPHINS ARE MINE! ALL MINE!
Come on Jenza, I can't even have one sexy dolphin? You have gone mad with dolphin and power lust. This is why you need to be removed.
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jenza aranda
BetaMax.
2544
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:25:00 -
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf wrote:jenza aranda wrote:**** YOU KAGEHOSI! :<<<<<
YOU HAVE A TERRIBAD TASTE IN MANGA AND ANIME! 1.8 PATCHNOTES ARE MINE!!!!! ALL MINE!!!! ANYONE ASKING FOR THEM I WILL ONLY REPLY WITH SOONGäó!
INSIDER INFORMATION IS ALSO ALL MINE BECAUSE I CLEARLY USE IT ALL THE TIME FOR MY OWN PERSONAL BENIFIT SO THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN PROFIT!
**** LIZARDS! THEY SUCK! I AM ADVOCATING FOR NINJA PANDAS IN DUST WHICH IS TOTALLY MY IDEA AND I THOUGHT ABOUT THEM ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT LOOKING AT OTHER GAMES.
MY BOAT IS GOING TO ME THE MOTHERFUCKING ***** BOAT! SEXY DOLPHINS ARE MINE! ALL MINE!
Come on Jenza, I can't even have one sexy dolphin? You have gone mad with dolphin and power lust. This is why you need to be removed.
NO SEXY DOLPHINS ARE MINE! AND THE SEXY WALRUSES!
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
7738
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:28:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Some say that she stores all of her shoes and her cassette tapes on the motorway central reservation, and that she can easily stay quiet for 2 hours, sheGÇÖs wondering why she didnGÇÖt win an Oscar.
Some say that she is the only woman in history to buy a DFS sofa when there wasnGÇÖt a sale on, and that her favourite boxing venue is Munich airport.
Some say she has 50,000 photographs of her own camera, and that she thinks Harper Seven is a convicted terrorist cell.
Some say she doesnGÇÖt know what dogs are for, and that she recently took out a super-injunction to prevent us from revealing that she GǪGǪ.. GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪ GǪ GǪGǪ.. GǪ.. GǪGǪ.. GǪGǪ. with an enormous goat.
Some say that she spent all week daydreaming about what Rubens Barrichello would look like in a ham slicer, and that sheGÇÖs terrified that CCP will reveal her salary because sheGÇÖs paid in pants.
Some say that there are seventeen different reasons why sheGÇÖs banned from the North Hampton branch of Little Chef and that she has to take her shoes off with an allen key.
Some say that she sleeps inside out, and has a full-sized tattoo of her face... on her face.
Some say that sheGÇÖs seen The Lion King 1,780 times, and that her second best friend is a Cape Buffalo.
Some say she isnGÇÖt machine washable, and all her potted plants are called GÇÿSteveGÇÖ.
All we know is... she's called jenza.
Creepy stuff 
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Scout Registry
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Posted - 2014.01.03 01:31:00 -
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jenza aranda wrote:THE MOTHERFUCKING ***** BOAT!
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