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Shiruba Ryou
Molon Labe. Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.12.19 06:25:00 -
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In YC114, 250 Immortal Mercenaries between the implant ages of 1 and 8 months were surveyed about their attitude towards Tanks. 43% Of these people had some level of fear towards Tanks. Less than 1% wished there was more Tanks running amok in the world, bringing their death and destruction to the burnzone. Over 100% of that study was made up by me for this thread, but over 90% of you believed it, 'cause Tanks are 150% OP.
(This is a remake of a joke by stand-up comedian Dan Cummings. Why? Something to do.) |
dogmanpig
black market bank
81
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Posted - 2013.12.19 06:28:00 -
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give me your crack!
You hate me, I hate you. Lets keep it that way.
Level 8 1/10 Forum alt.
"Its worth half a penny and a reach around"
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Sgt Buttscratch
1186
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Posted - 2013.12.19 06:29:00 -
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Tanks are OP when you let them be.
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
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Ivy Zalinto
Lo-Tech Solutions Ltd
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Posted - 2013.12.19 06:37:00 -
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Tanks are minimal threat when you are aware of your surroundings. They just provide a certain redzone of risk to cross if you dont have another way out. But this tends to become a thought when you play scout this long it seems. Tank there...ima go that way through the building and drop re's on top of it from above...oh sorry was that a soma? well...now its 3 pieces of scrap ^^
Dedicated scout.
New player tutor; scout instructor
Scrambler Pistol dedication
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CharCharOdell
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Posted - 2013.12.19 07:23:00 -
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Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Tanks are OP when you let them be.
All it takes to stop OP MLT tank spam (the real problem) is bring 1 good tanker with you. They'll get you an orbital before 10 minutes has passed just from killing tanks and bolas'.
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Gùú -ä>-üð+++Ç++§<-¡<-¡ Gùó
Speaker of the Mangrove / King of QQ / Co-Founder of the Learning Coalition
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star. EoN.
1523
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Posted - 2013.12.19 07:35:00 -
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Shiruba Ryou wrote:In YC114, 250 Immortal Mercenaries between the implant ages of 1 and 8 months were surveyed about their attitude towards Tanks. 43% Of these people had some level of fear towards Tanks. Less than 1% wished there was more Tanks running amok in the world, bringing their death and destruction to the burnzone. Over 100% of that study was made up by me for this thread, but over 90% of you believed it, 'cause Tanks are 150% OP.
(This is a remake of a joke by stand-up comedian Dan Cummings. Why? Something to do.) Tanks wouldn't be OP if you used one yourself.
Infantry cries for tank changes, and they don't like them. Tell them to use vehicles, they complain, and use cars anyway
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Spkr4theDead
Red Star. EoN.
1523
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Posted - 2013.12.19 07:36:00 -
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CharCharOdell wrote:Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Tanks are OP when you let them be. All it takes to stop OP MLT tank spam (the real problem) is bring 1 good tanker with you. They'll get you an orbital before 10 minutes has passed just from killing tanks and bolas'. But can't you see O'Dell? It's unfair to have to squad with just one tanker!!! Not fair at all! That spot in the squad could be used for another PRO stomper!
Infantry cries for tank changes, and they don't like them. Tell them to use vehicles, they complain, and use cars anyway
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Mregomies
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
137
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Posted - 2013.12.19 07:50:00 -
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I did not drive a tank before, but now it's fun. My logifit costs over 150k ISK and MLT soma/sica <100k ISK and I survive almost every battle. I usually don't shoot inf. if there is red tanks around, but if you switch AV fit I'll kill you . Easyway to avoid tank stombing is bring your own tanks and have a nice tankwar514 together.
Suomi, Finland, PERKELE!
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Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
893
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Posted - 2013.12.19 08:31:00 -
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Four out of five dentists agree thatGǪ tanks have nothing to do with dentistry.
Do your part. Join the revolution. Sabotage FW. Help this game burn!
BURN DUST 2014
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R F Gyro
Clones 4u
870
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Posted - 2013.12.19 11:26:00 -
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93% of Dust players believe tanks should be nerfed*
* Based on a vague memory of a drunken conversation with my friends in which I presented the options in a biassed manner. The other 7% are clearly idiots.
RF Gyro: 12.5% damage bonus; 10.5% rate of fire bonus
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2272
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:48:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote: Tanks wouldn't be OP if you used one yourself.
This is a joke, right?
Holy Fudgenipples!!!
MY HMG WORKS!!! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!
\o/
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NAV HIV
The Generals General Tso's Alliance
636
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:51:00 -
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Spkr4theDead wrote:CharCharOdell wrote:Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Tanks are OP when you let them be. All it takes to stop OP MLT tank spam (the real problem) is bring 1 good tanker with you. They'll get you an orbital before 10 minutes has passed just from killing tanks and bolas'. But can't you see O'Dell? It's unfair to have to squad with just one tanker!!! Not fair at all! That spot in the squad could be used for another PRO stomper!
Both of you should get married lol |
NAV HIV
The Generals General Tso's Alliance
636
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:52:00 -
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Atiim wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: Tanks wouldn't be OP if you used one yourself.
This is a joke, right?
No he is serious. He wants you to use tanks like every other infantry who can afford a few isk. Eventhough all your 32 mil sp is invested otherwise |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2272
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:52:00 -
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NAV HIV wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:CharCharOdell wrote:Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Tanks are OP when you let them be. All it takes to stop OP MLT tank spam (the real problem) is bring 1 good tanker with you. They'll get you an orbital before 10 minutes has passed just from killing tanks and bolas'. But can't you see O'Dell? It's unfair to have to squad with just one tanker!!! Not fair at all! That spot in the squad could be used for another PRO stomper! Both of you should get married lol They already are
Holy Fudgenipples!!!
MY HMG WORKS!!! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!
\o/
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NAV HIV
The Generals General Tso's Alliance
636
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:54:00 -
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Atiim wrote:NAV HIV wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote:CharCharOdell wrote:Sgt Buttscratch wrote:Tanks are OP when you let them be. All it takes to stop OP MLT tank spam (the real problem) is bring 1 good tanker with you. They'll get you an orbital before 10 minutes has passed just from killing tanks and bolas'. But can't you see O'Dell? It's unfair to have to squad with just one tanker!!! Not fair at all! That spot in the squad could be used for another PRO stomper! Both of you should get married lol They already are
LOL
Still a better love story than Twilight or close enough ?! |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2272
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Posted - 2013.12.19 14:55:00 -
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NAV HIV wrote:Atiim wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: Tanks wouldn't be OP if you used one yourself.
This is a joke, right? No he is serious. He wants you to use tanks like every other infantry who can afford a few isk. Eventhough all your 32 mil sp is invested otherwise And yet people call me Lukeoplast when I say that pilots want to ruin the game for everyone....
After reading $#!t like this, I'm surprised anyone actually takes pilots seriously.
Holy Fudgenipples!!!
MY HMG WORKS!!! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!
\o/
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Ploo-Koon
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
455
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:04:00 -
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Atiim wrote:NAV HIV wrote:Atiim wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: Tanks wouldn't be OP if you used one yourself.
This is a joke, right? No he is serious. He wants you to use tanks like every other infantry who can afford a few isk. Eventhough all your 32 mil sp is invested otherwise And yet people call me Lukeoplast when I say that pilots want to ruin the game for everyone.... After reading $#!t like this, I'm surprised anyone actually takes pilots seriously.
Was "Lukeoplast"(Leukoplast? Leucoplast?) on your word of the day calendar?
(GöÉGöî ).....[ a¦Å^Gûá ].....{ a¦Å\°/a¦Å }.....( : : )
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2273
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:05:00 -
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NAV HIV wrote:Atiim wrote:NAV HIV wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: But can't you see O'Dell? It's unfair to have to squad with just one tanker!!! Not fair at all! That spot in the squad could be used for another PRO stomper!
Both of you should get married lol They already are LOL Still a better love story than Twilight or close enough ?! Sadly, it's still a better love story.
Holy Fudgenipples!!!
MY HMG WORKS!!! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!
\o/
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NAV HIV
The Generals General Tso's Alliance
637
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:07:00 -
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Atiim wrote:NAV HIV wrote:Atiim wrote:NAV HIV wrote:Spkr4theDead wrote: But can't you see O'Dell? It's unfair to have to squad with just one tanker!!! Not fair at all! That spot in the squad could be used for another PRO stomper!
Both of you should get married lol They already are LOL Still a better love story than Twilight or close enough ?! Sadly, it's still a better love story.
Damn... Now i gotta give props to these two for something or some usefull contribution other than their usual QQ |
Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2273
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:07:00 -
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Ploo-Koon wrote: Was "Luekoplast"(Leukoplast? Leucoplast?) on your word of the day calendar?
No, but Wiyrkomi was.
Holy Fudgenipples!!!
MY HMG WORKS!!! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!
\o/
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Atiim
Living Like Larry Schwag
2277
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:12:00 -
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NAV HIV wrote: Damn... Now i gotta give props to these two for something or some usefull contribution other than their usual QQ
Not quite.
Just because it was a better love story doesn't mean it was good
Holy Fudgenipples!!!
MY HMG WORKS!!! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!
\o/
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NAV HIV
The Generals General Tso's Alliance
640
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Posted - 2013.12.19 15:22:00 -
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Atiim wrote:NAV HIV wrote: Damn... Now i gotta give props to these two for something or some usefull contribution other than their usual QQ
Not quite. Just because it was a better love story doesn't mean it was good
Ohh Burnnn !!!! |
Shiruba Ryou
Molon Labe. Public Disorder.
44
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Posted - 2013.12.19 16:40:00 -
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You guys are a trip. I just just wanted to share a joke remake I thought some might enjoy. I'm the type of player that just adapts to w/e. I don't have any opinions about tanks because I couldn't care.
Take a deep breath, and quitchurbitchin people. |
NAV HIV
The Generals General Tso's Alliance
643
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Posted - 2013.12.19 17:11:00 -
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Shiruba Ryou wrote:You guys are a trip. I just just wanted to share a joke remake I thought some might enjoy. I'm the type of player that just adapts to w/e. I don't have any opinions about tanks because I couldn't care.
Take a deep breath, and quitchurbitchin people.
LOL sorry !!!
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