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True Adamance
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Posted - 2013.12.10 00:39:00 -
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I don't care just posting so Mac was right.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2013.12.10 00:50:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:So why did the Caldari dehydrate?
They forgot to tell the boy to drink after they told him to stay.
That's discipline and an experience I suggest every merc go through.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2013.12.10 01:05:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:So why did the Caldari dehydrate?
They forgot to tell the boy to drink after they told him to stay. That's discipline and an experience I suggest every merc go through. You first.
I have done it, was implied in my statement.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2013.12.10 01:30:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Leave it to an Amarr to turn a thread about jokes into a serious discussion.
Bravo.
Jokes are fine, Gallente are funny.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2013.12.10 02:59:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Cat Merc wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:Then:
Q:How do you stop a MINMATAR TANK!?
A:Just shoot the guy whos pushing it. Q:How do you stop an Amarr tank? A.Hack it and turn variable God into False. Actually, you just throw a solid gold phallus anywhere near the tank, then shoot the pilot as he desperately scrambles out to grab it.
Hell think of how much ISK that golden Phallus would net me though....but I'd prolly make it back with Gold in hand and drive off.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2013.12.10 03:01:00 -
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Mobius Wyvern wrote:Cat Merc wrote:KING CHECKMATE wrote:Then:
Q:How do you stop a MINMATAR TANK!?
A:Just shoot the guy whos pushing it. Q:How do you stop an Amarr tank? A.Hack it and turn variable God into False. SHOTS FIRED
I seriously don't get the joke Cat Merc....variable God? into whut?
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.10 03:10:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:A Caldari describing a hook up.
"So I saw the target right there on the bar, she had forgotten to cover her flanks so I went in for the kill. She corroborated accordingly. I proceeded to take her back to my base so we could service each other covertly. The operation was flawless."
Gallante - We still talking about girls or...?
You know that most normal people in the Empires which ever one you pick.....are just....well....normal.....
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
Scions of Athra
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Posted - 2013.12.10 03:20:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:A Caldari describing a hook up.
"So I saw the target right there on the bar, she had forgotten to cover her flanks so I went in for the kill. She corroborated accordingly. I proceeded to take her back to my base so we could service each other covertly. The operation was flawless."
Gallante - We still talking about girls or...? You know that most normal people in the Empires which ever one you pick.....are just....well....normal..... I don't know, I hear that Aztec guy is kind of a loon. Not the guy I'd want to be in a dark alley with. Jokes aside, I know  I'm just digging into some deep stereotypes. Digging deep, real deep... Like a Matar scavenging a trash bin. *crickets* Okay not funny 
BWAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA Classic.... I'm a stickler for the traditional ones.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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True Adamance
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Posted - 2013.12.10 03:56:00 -
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Foxhound Elite wrote:Standing on top of one of the towers on Line Harvest, there are four mercenaries, one representing each race. Willing to sacrifice themselves to mark the upcoming 1.7 changes, a new dawn of warfare in New Eden, these soldiers have destroyed all their clones and will not be revived upon death. Their sacrifice will be marked forever.
The Gallentean walks to the edge of the tower and clearly shouts ; "This is for the Federation, and my people!" and hurls himself off the edge to his death.
The Caldarian walks proudly to the edge of the tower and silently states : "For the state, for my people." and also steps off into oblivion.
Next up, the Minmatar soldier walks to the edge of the tower, standing bolt upright, shouts from the depths of his lungs; "This is for my people!" and throws the Amarrian off the edge.
Which is essentially the joke I would make...except Id throw the Gallentean off.
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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