time for dirty joke, a gallente a minmatar and an amarr encountered a canibalistic tribe on a jungle, they cannibals say, well you have to find 10 fruits of the same kind IF you dont want to be killed and eaten, after 1 hour comes the minmatar with 10 melons, the tribal leader says well now you have to put put those melons up your a-s if you scream or make any noise we will kill and eat you, the minmatar does as told but screams on the second melon, so they killed him, 30 mins later comes the amarr with 10 cherries, the tribal leader says tells the amarr the same he told the minmatar, so the amarr starts, 1 cherrie, 2, 5, 8 and when he was 1 cherry short he starts laughing, so they killed him, so back at the MCC the minmatar asks him why did he laughed?, the amarr tells him, "well slave i turned around and saw the gallente coming with 10 pineapples".

Q:How do you stop an Amarr tank?

A.Hack it and turn variable God into False.

What line do you use on Matar girls?

"Yo girl I like that junk in yo trunk."