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Roofer Madness
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
Renegade Alliance
628
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:13:00 -
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I don't run heavy but I thought this was funny. We were trying to come up with heavy jokes based on the old Yo Mama jokes.
Example:
My heavies so fat... he doesn't sit around the city, he sits AROUND the city.
My heavies so fat... he tripped on A and landed on D.
You get the idea.
The Dust 514 AFK song
Plasma Cannon FTW
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TunRa
RETR0 PR0 GAMERS
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
239
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:16:00 -
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You're so ugly you're ugly.
Is this where I write the signature? No?
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
2460
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:16:00 -
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Yo heavy's so fat he can't jump over grass.
Yo mamma's so fat I tried to roleplay her as a sentinel but I didn't have enough PG.
No.
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RED FARM
Punishers of Uranus
7
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:17:00 -
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My Heavy is so fat, he has to prop his gut up with an assault rifle to take a ****. |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The New Age Outlaws
WINMATAR.
2018
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:17:00 -
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Your heavy is so fat he equipped locus grenades because he thought they were pineapples.
Youtuber. Your friendly neighborhood whiskey-fueled merc.
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Roofer Madness
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
Renegade Alliance
628
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:20:00 -
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Chunky Munkey wrote:
Yo mamma's so fat I tried to roleplay her as a sentinel but I didn't have enough PG.
This one made me LOL.
And keep trying TunRa. You'll get it! 
The Dust 514 AFK song
Plasma Cannon FTW
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Kierkegaard Soren
DUST University
Ivy League
34
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:21:00 -
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Your heavy's so fat he has to wait for his SQCom to tell him to jump out of the MCC because it counts as an orbital strike. |
Roofer Madness
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
Renegade Alliance
628
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Posted - 2013.12.07 19:23:00 -
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My heavies so fat... when he farts an orbital strike happens.
My heavies so fat ...he threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.
My heavies so fat... he walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad.
The Dust 514 AFK song
Plasma Cannon FTW
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DAMIOS82
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
Renegade Alliance
64
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:01:00 -
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My heavies so fat....every step he takes makes the game lag.
My heavies so fat...even a tank can't roll over him.
My heavies so fat..that when he whips out his hmg and start spraying his bullets, you think your getting a golden shower. |
Cody Sietz
Unkn0wn Killers
Renegade Alliance
1730
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:10:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, his blood type is bacon.
*drops Mic*
"I do agree with you there though. shudders"
-Arkena Wyrnspire
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Joel II X
Lo-Tech Solutions Ltd
285
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:13:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat, aim assist has no choice but to follow him all over the map.
Yo heavy is so fat, he ate one of my scouts for breakfast.
Yo heavy is so fat, he takes up my entire screen.
Yo heavy is so fat, not even a full squad of injectors can get him up.
I feel likea high school kid all over again. On a side note, I've only seen a female heavy once (and they don't look much different than their make counterparts). |
Viktor Hadah Jr
Critical-Impact
1371
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:21:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, EVE pilots seem him from space.
Amarr
Dual tanking is a sin
Listen when playing dust for 25% KDR improvement
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Rusty Shallows
568
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:22:00 -
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My heavy's so big... He has to ground deploy because his fat @ss get's stuck in the MCC with every jump.
MCC Lounge Lizard
Forums > Game
Fix the game CCP
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust incorporation
415
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:38:00 -
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You're heavy is so fat, not even the amarr MCC is bigger than it.
Assassination is my thing.
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Abron Garr
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
613
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Posted - 2013.12.07 20:48:00 -
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Your heavy so fat he broke the tramway. |
rawr pixelpants
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2013.12.07 21:03:00 -
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Chunky Munkey wrote:Yo heavy's so fat he doesn't spawn in, he gets deployed by an RDV.
That killed me |
Phazoid
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
106
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Posted - 2013.12.07 22:31:00 -
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your heavy is so fat that when you die you lose 2 of the same fit
your heavy is so fat that when he spawn scotty crashes
your heavy is so fat that he needs vehicle shield extenders
your heavy is so fat that he needs overdrive just to walk
Me and my inner demons stopped fighting......We are on the same side now...
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Commander Tzu
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
34
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Posted - 2013.12.07 23:45:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat, null cannons attack him.
Yo heavy is so fat, you need jovian power plants on your lav just to move.
Yo heavy is so fat, you take up all 6 seats in a dropship. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
4911
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Posted - 2013.12.07 23:48:00 -
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Yo heavy's so fat, it's a dead class and rollover SP pls.
Never forget
How to fix the Logi
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Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
1505
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Posted - 2013.12.07 23:57:00 -
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Yo heavy got a hitbox bigger than a Caldari Production Facility.
Yo heavy so fat he sank the Warbarge.
Yo heavy so slow he got outran by CCP's "art department".
Yo Heavy so dumb he used a HMG and ran between objectives.
Yo Heavy so ugly only the Amarr would make one.
Cheeseburgers.
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Monkey MAC
Lost Millennium
1166
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Posted - 2013.12.08 00:02:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat: when he sit in the dropship, he sit next EVERYONE
Yo heavy so fat: I requested an orbital, they dropped him instead
Yo heavy so fat: he don't need no inertial dampener, he just makes a big ass crater
Yo heavy so fat: I stealth tanked him, they still scanned him from high-sec
The pen is mightier than the sword
The gun is mightier than both
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
2493
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Posted - 2013.12.08 12:14:00 -
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And yo scout's so skinny he doesn't dodge bullets, he's just less than 1 pixel wide
No.
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Cat Merc
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
4523
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Posted - 2013.12.08 12:28:00 -
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Your heavy is so fat, capsuleers shout "TITAN!!" when they see him.
Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Tuna > Tacos
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Coleman Gray
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
926
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Posted - 2013.12.08 12:50:00 -
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Yo' Heavies so fat he survives a hit from a forge gun...
If Preparation is half of the battle and knowing is the other half, Then there is no need to fight.
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Aeon Amadi
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
Renegade Alliance
4045
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Posted - 2013.12.08 13:34:00 -
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Your heavy is so fat it could collapse a stable worm hole.
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TunRa
RETR0 PR0 GAMERS
INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS
245
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Posted - 2013.12.08 18:38:00 -
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Roofer Madness wrote:Chunky Munkey wrote:
Yo mamma's so fat I tried to roleplay her as a sentinel but I didn't have enough PG.
This one made me LOL. And keep trying TunRa. You'll get it!
Get what? You're ugly...
Is this where I write the signature? No?
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Atheor Sindromer
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
1
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Posted - 2013.12.08 19:27:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, by the time he gets to the first Null Cannon, the game is already over.
Yo heavy so fat, CCP nerfed all other dropsuit speeds 'cause he's too slow.
Yo heavy so fat, instead of getting Cardiac Regulators he got Cardiac Arrest.
Yo heavy so fat, my scout circlestrafed him from Alpha all the way to Delta.
Yo heavy so fat, my Flaylock Pistol was still able to hit him. |
Mc Ribwich
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
422
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Posted - 2013.12.08 19:34:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, when he edits his suit he has to use the vehicle fitting screen.
Dust 514 video maker
Subdreddit EU director and co-director of propaganda
Twitter
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Soulja Ghostface
MCDUSTDONALDS
Zero-Day
1909
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Posted - 2013.12.08 19:35:00 -
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yo heavy so fat it took two warbarges and an MCC to get him on his good side
CEO @ MCDUSTDONALDS
Why Fight Proto AV With Standard Tanks
Putting Ammo On Large Blasters Is Like A HMG With 2 Bullets
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One Eyed King
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
42
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Posted - 2013.12.08 20:21:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat I picked him up on passive scan...from 50 m away
Nova knifing scout masochist. I would be a sadist, but CCP won't let me.
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JARREL THOMAS
Dead Man's Game
18
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Posted - 2013.12.08 20:45:00 -
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To heavy so fat ...he dropped from the mcc and eve had no more water
I have a dog named Bob im so creative :)
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N1ck Comeau
Ahrendee Mercenaries
EoN.
1580
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Posted - 2013.12.08 20:52:00 -
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Atheor Sindromer wrote:Yo heavy so fat, instead of getting Cardiac Regulators he got Cardiac Arrest.
I laughed so hard.
Dedicated heavy, tanker, and pilot.
You could say i like heavy things.
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Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
2514
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Posted - 2013.12.08 21:40:00 -
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Atheor Sindromer wrote:Yo heavy so fat, instead of getting Cardiac Regulators he got Cardiac Arrest.
Made me choke on my coffee.
No.
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DEZKA DIABLO
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
123
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Posted - 2013.12.08 22:00:00 -
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Your heavies so fat I don't need a scanner
Your heavies so fat I thought I was walking up a mountain, then it ate me
Your heavies so fat it's wheel chair is a hav
Your heavies so fat ..... I got nothing lol |
MrShooter01
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
344
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Posted - 2013.12.08 22:12:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, he buys dropsuits from the market's installations section |
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