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Roofer Madness A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. Renegade Alliance 628	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:13:00 - [1] - Quote I don't run heavy but I thought this was funny. We were trying to come up with heavy jokes based on the old Yo Mama jokes. Example: My heavies so fat... he doesn't sit around the city, he sits AROUND the city. My heavies so fat... he tripped on A and landed on D. You get the idea. The Dust 514 AFK song Plasma Cannon FTW
TunRa RETR0 PR0 GAMERS INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS 239	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:16:00 - [2] - Quote You're so ugly you're ugly. Is this where I write the signature? No?
Chunky Munkey Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 2460	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:16:00 - [3] - Quote Yo heavy's so fat he can't jump over grass. Yo mamma's so fat I tried to roleplay her as a sentinel but I didn't have enough PG. No.
RED FARM Punishers of Uranus 7	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:17:00 - [4] - Quote My Heavy is so fat, he has to prop his gut up with an assault rifle to take a ****.
Cyrius Li-Moody The New Age Outlaws WINMATAR. 2018	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:17:00 - [5] - Quote Your heavy is so fat he equipped locus grenades because he thought they were pineapples. Youtuber. Your friendly neighborhood whiskey-fueled merc.
Roofer Madness A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. Renegade Alliance 628	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:20:00 - [6] - Quote Chunky Munkey wrote: Yo mamma's so fat I tried to roleplay her as a sentinel but I didn't have enough PG. This one made me LOL. And keep trying TunRa. You'll get it! The Dust 514 AFK song Plasma Cannon FTW
Kierkegaard Soren DUST University Ivy League 34	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:21:00 - [7] - Quote Your heavy's so fat he has to wait for his SQCom to tell him to jump out of the MCC because it counts as an orbital strike.
Roofer Madness A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. Renegade Alliance 628	Posted - 2013.12.07 19:23:00 - [8] - Quote My heavies so fat... when he farts an orbital strike happens. My heavies so fat ...he threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica. My heavies so fat... he walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad. The Dust 514 AFK song Plasma Cannon FTW
DAMIOS82 A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. Renegade Alliance 64	Posted - 2013.12.07 20:01:00 - [9] - Quote My heavies so fat....every step he takes makes the game lag. My heavies so fat...even a tank can't roll over him. My heavies so fat..that when he whips out his hmg and start spraying his bullets, you think your getting a golden shower.
Cody Sietz Unkn0wn Killers Renegade Alliance 1730	Posted - 2013.12.07 20:10:00 - [10] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, his blood type is bacon. drops Mic "I do agree with you there though. shudders" -Arkena Wyrnspire

Joel II X Lo-Tech Solutions Ltd 285	Posted - 2013.12.07 20:13:00 - [11] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat, aim assist has no choice but to follow him all over the map. Yo heavy is so fat, he ate one of my scouts for breakfast. Yo heavy is so fat, he takes up my entire screen. Yo heavy is so fat, not even a full squad of injectors can get him up. I feel likea high school kid all over again. On a side note, I've only seen a female heavy once (and they don't look much different than their make counterparts).
Viktor Hadah Jr Critical-Impact 1371	Posted - 2013.12.07 20:21:00 - [12] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, EVE pilots seem him from space. Amarr Dual tanking is a sin Listen when playing dust for 25% KDR improvement
Rusty Shallows 568	Posted - 2013.12.07 20:22:00 - [13] - Quote My heavy's so big... He has to ground deploy because his fat @ss get's stuck in the MCC with every jump. MCC Lounge Lizard Forums > Game Fix the game CCP
Smooth Assassin Stardust incorporation 415	Posted - 2013.12.07 20:38:00 - [14] - Quote You're heavy is so fat, not even the amarr MCC is bigger than it. *Assassination is my thing.*
Abron Garr Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 613	Posted - 2013.12.07 20:48:00 - [15] - Quote Your heavy so fat he broke the tramway.
rawr pixelpants Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2013.12.07 21:03:00 - [16] - Quote Chunky Munkey wrote: Yo heavy's so fat he doesn't spawn in, he gets deployed by an RDV. That killed me
Phazoid The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 106	Posted - 2013.12.07 22:31:00 - [17] - Quote your heavy is so fat that when you die you lose 2 of the same fit your heavy is so fat that when he spawn scotty crashes your heavy is so fat that he needs vehicle shield extenders your heavy is so fat that he needs overdrive just to walk Me and my inner demons stopped fighting......We are on the same side now...
Commander Tzu L.O.T.I.S. Public Disorder. 34	Posted - 2013.12.07 23:45:00 - [18] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat, null cannons attack him. Yo heavy is so fat, you need jovian power plants on your lav just to move. Yo heavy is so fat, you take up all 6 seats in a dropship.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 4911	Posted - 2013.12.07 23:48:00 - [19] - Quote Yo heavy's so fat, it's a dead class and rollover SP pls. Never forget How to fix the Logi
Rynoceros Rise Of Old Dudes 1505	Posted - 2013.12.07 23:57:00 - [20] - Quote Yo heavy got a hitbox bigger than a Caldari Production Facility. Yo heavy so fat he sank the Warbarge. Yo heavy so slow he got outran by CCP's "art department". Yo Heavy so dumb he used a HMG and ran between objectives. Yo Heavy so ugly only the Amarr would make one. Cheeseburgers.

Monkey MAC Lost Millennium 1166	Posted - 2013.12.08 00:02:00 - [21] - Quote Yo heavy so fat: when he sit in the dropship, he sit next EVERYONE Yo heavy so fat: I requested an orbital, they dropped him instead Yo heavy so fat: he don't need no inertial dampener, he just makes a big ass crater Yo heavy so fat: I stealth tanked him, they still scanned him from high-sec The pen is mightier than the sword The gun is mightier than both Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior of the Trees Lvl.1
Chunky Munkey Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 2493	Posted - 2013.12.08 12:14:00 - [22] - Quote And yo scout's so skinny he doesn't dodge bullets, he's just less than 1 pixel wide No.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 4523	Posted - 2013.12.08 12:28:00 - [23] - Quote Your heavy is so fat, capsuleers shout "TITAN!!" when they see him. Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives. Tuna > Tacos
Coleman Gray GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention 926	Posted - 2013.12.08 12:50:00 - [24] - Quote Yo' Heavies so fat he survives a hit from a forge gun... If Preparation is half of the battle and knowing is the other half, Then there is no need to fight.
Aeon Amadi A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. Renegade Alliance 4045	Posted - 2013.12.08 13:34:00 - [25] - Quote Your heavy is so fat it could collapse a stable worm hole. forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m= (Frames)1544109 (Advertisement)1556863 (Packs)1570030 (Lag Hunt) 1570201
TunRa RETR0 PR0 GAMERS INTERGALACTIC WARPIGS 245	Posted - 2013.12.08 18:38:00 - [26] - Quote Roofer Madness wrote: Chunky Munkey wrote: Yo mamma's so fat I tried to roleplay her as a sentinel but I didn't have enough PG. This one made me LOL. And keep trying TunRa. You'll get it! Get what? You're ugly... Is this where I write the signature? No? The
Atheor Sindromer Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 1	Posted - 2013.12.08 19:27:00 - [27] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, by the time he gets to the first Null Cannon, the game is already over. Yo heavy so fat, CCP nerfed all other dropsuit speeds 'cause he's too slow. Yo heavy so fat, instead of getting Cardiac Regulators he got Cardiac Arrest. Yo heavy so fat, my scout circlestrafed him from Alpha all the way to Delta. Yo heavy so fat, my Flaylock Pistol was still able to hit him.
Mc Ribwich Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 422	Posted - 2013.12.08 19:34:00 - [28] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, when he edits his suit he has to use the vehicle fitting screen. Dust 514 video maker Subdreddit EU director and co-director of propaganda Twitter
Soulja Ghostface MCDUSTDONALDS Zero-Day 1909	Posted - 2013.12.08 19:35:00 - [29] - Quote yo heavy so fat it took two warbarges and an MCC to get him on his good side CEO @ MCDUSTDONALDS Why Fight Proto AV With Standard Tanks Putting Ammo On Large Blasters Is Like A HMG With 2 Bullets
One Eyed King Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 42	Posted - 2013.12.08 20:21:00 - [30] - Quote Yo heavy so fat I picked him up on passive scan...from 50 m away Nova knifing scout masochist. I would be a sadist, but CCP won't let me.



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