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deepfried salad gilliam
Sanguine Knights
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:29:00 -
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Basically the jove are reclusive genetivaly engineered suicidal midgets with far better technology in new eden
I want to be one of those in dust
Christ is lord
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Even salads taste good deepfried..mmm grease
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Gelan Corbaine
Gladiators Vanguard
228
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:30:00 -
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dying from a genetic disease ?
No job is worth doing if you don't get paid in the end .
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mollerz
Minja Scouts
1066
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:31:00 -
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deepfried salad gilliam wrote:Basically the jove are reclusive genetivaly engineered suicidal midgets with far better technology in new eden
I want to be one of those in dust
It's called a minja protoknifer.
Shh.. don't tell anyone we are Jove tho.
#shittycoding
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deepfried salad gilliam
Sanguine Knights
200
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:32:00 -
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Gelan Corbaine wrote:dying from a genetic disease ?
Clones don't stay dead
Christ is lord
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21yrOld Knight
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:32:00 -
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21yrold Knight looks at topic. 21yrold Knight then decides to write in third person. After 21yrold Knight reads topic he laughs and thinks " Really, really, is this guy serious." 21yrold Knight then decides to throw computer out of a window after he makes a witty statement due to the problems with the whole idea of the post.
Your mamma has so little class she is like a Marxist society!!!!!!!
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Your Absolut End
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
244
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:37:00 -
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mollerz wrote:deepfried salad gilliam wrote:Basically the jove are reclusive genetivaly engineered suicidal midgets with far better technology in new eden
I want to be one of those in dust It's called a minja protoknifer. Shh.. don't tell anyone we are Jove tho.
no, minjas are just slaves.
i bet its gonna take a very looooooooooong time till we see jove on the field, could bet we'd get to see sleepers way earlier than that and with earlier I mean NEVER(tm)
another one bites the Dust...
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Zero Harpuia
Turalyon 514
Turalyon Alliance
1278
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:42:00 -
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deepfried salad gilliam wrote:Gelan Corbaine wrote:dying from a genetic disease ?
Clones don't stay dead
Two things.
ONE. Where does it say they are midgets?
TWO. They are suicidally DEPRESSIVE, not just suicidal. They've long since mastered DUST-style cloning, Amarr stole the tech from an offshoot of their race. They just lose the will to live, disconnect themselves from the cloning, and die. Would you really want your character to just randomly jump out of the MCC and not turn on their dampeners, then have the slot erased?
Shields as Weapons
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mollerz
Minja Scouts
1066
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:42:00 -
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Your Absolut End wrote:mollerz wrote:deepfried salad gilliam wrote:Basically the jove are reclusive genetivaly engineered suicidal midgets with far better technology in new eden
I want to be one of those in dust It's called a minja protoknifer. Shh.. don't tell anyone we are Jove tho. no, minjas are just slaves. i bet its gonna take a very looooooooooong time till we see jove on the field, could bet we'd get to see sleepers way earlier than that and with earlier I mean NEVER(tm)
I'm a free minja 
Since players can't play Jovians in Eve after ten years on the market, a proto minja knifer is the closest you'll likely get to playing a "suicidal midget" in this game.
#shittycoding
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Your Absolut End
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
244
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:45:00 -
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mollerz wrote:Your Absolut End wrote:mollerz wrote:deepfried salad gilliam wrote:Basically the jove are reclusive genetivaly engineered suicidal midgets with far better technology in new eden
I want to be one of those in dust It's called a minja protoknifer. Shh.. don't tell anyone we are Jove tho. no, minjas are just slaves. i bet its gonna take a very looooooooooong time till we see jove on the field, could bet we'd get to see sleepers way earlier than that and with earlier I mean NEVER(tm) I'm a free minja Since players can't play Jovians in Eve after ten years on the market, a proto minja knifer is the closest you'll likely get to playing a "suicidal midget" in this game.
true with a suicidal midget, but knofa knives are laughable compared to what you hear from jovian technologies :D
another one bites the Dust...
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mollerz
Minja Scouts
1066
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:54:00 -
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Your Absolut End wrote:mollerz wrote:Your Absolut End wrote:mollerz wrote:deepfried salad gilliam wrote:Basically the jove are reclusive genetivaly engineered suicidal midgets with far better technology in new eden
I want to be one of those in dust It's called a minja protoknifer. Shh.. don't tell anyone we are Jove tho. no, minjas are just slaves. i bet its gonna take a very looooooooooong time till we see jove on the field, could bet we'd get to see sleepers way earlier than that and with earlier I mean NEVER(tm) I'm a free minja Since players can't play Jovians in Eve after ten years on the market, a proto minja knifer is the closest you'll likely get to playing a "suicidal midget" in this game. true with a suicidal midget, but knives are laughable compared to what you hear from jovian technologies :D
Click my sig !
#shittycoding
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Fizzer94
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
1068
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:55:00 -
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I have a proposition for the OP. You can be a Jove, if o can have a Jovian Dropsuit BPO/Jovian AR BPO.
[+ªa¦Ç+¦++-ö-Å94] Level 1 Forum Warrior
The Plasma Cannon is not underpowered
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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
2437
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Posted - 2013.11.30 18:58:00 -
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Jove can't have sex, you know. |
Hecarim Van Hohen
Knights of Eternal Darkness
305
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Posted - 2013.11.30 19:05:00 -
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The Jovian Disease is a primarily genetic disorder among the Jove that eventually results in psychological breakdowns and death. The disease has no known cure and is noncommunicable, yet it afflicts every Jove eventually. The Jove blame the disease on their extensive bioengineering, but they are unable to utilize their technology to reverse it.
I'd rather skip psychological breakdowns, even more when I'm bound to wake up in a new body time after time again :D
Cheer up a bit will you
(n+ëGùòpâ«Gùò)n+ë:n+Ñn+ƒG£º:n+Ñn+ƒG£º
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Nirwanda Vaughns
Molon Labe.
RISE of LEGION
223
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Posted - 2013.11.30 19:11:00 -
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Jove = Asgard. and from what i remember they're extinct now as well  we have to rely on Angel Cartel for their super sexy ships and hopefully Scout dropsuits cos damn then mo-fo's will be fast  |
deepfried salad gilliam
Sanguine Knights
201
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Posted - 2013.11.30 19:18:00 -
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Zero Harpuia wrote:deepfried salad gilliam wrote:Gelan Corbaine wrote:dying from a genetic disease ?
Clones don't stay dead Two things. ONE. Where does it say they are midgets? TWO. They are suicidally DEPRESSIVE, not just suicidal. They've long since mastered DUST-style cloning, Amarr stole the tech from an offshoot of their race. They just lose the will to live, disconnect themselves from the cloning, and die. Would you really want your character to just randomly jump out of the MCC and not turn on their dampeners, then have the slot erased?
Their 4 feet tall according to evlopedia
Christ is lord
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Roger Cordill
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
95
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Posted - 2013.11.30 19:37:00 -
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Message from Godin: So you want to go insane and fly a ship into a star? Damn........ |
Your Absolut End
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
245
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Posted - 2013.11.30 19:40:00 -
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if knives would be jovian technology you would not only kill that heavy, his entire team, their mcc, all of those mercs poor mothers and the rest of the family, but also every little kitten in the universe just because it can :D
another one bites the Dust...
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK
281
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Posted - 2013.11.30 19:51:00 -
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*looks at thread
*looks at watch
Yup it's been about three weeks since the last Jove/Sleeper lore thread.
*winds watch again
Something witty here.
How DOES one get a cat into a dropsuit?
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steadyhand amarr
steadyhands independent mercenarys
1983
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Posted - 2013.11.30 20:01:00 -
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they're all dead so good luck ccp wrote them off a while back :P
"i dont care about you or your goals, just show me the dam isk"
winner of EU squad cup
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Dagger-Two
Villore Joint Task Force
Villore Accords
150
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Posted - 2013.11.30 20:15:00 -
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Hmm, I read the evelopedia article, seems strange that it says 'no more than 4 feet'. I think it's either a typo or has been recanted, since in other fiction since that old article the Jove have been described as average height and slender.
In any case, the Jove are all dead, so no OP you can not be a Jove |
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Roger Cordill
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
99
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Posted - 2013.11.30 20:21:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:they're all dead so good luck ccp wrote them off a while back :P
Message from Godin: 'sees a Jove ship' You sure about that? |
Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK
281
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Posted - 2013.12.01 00:35:00 -
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Roger Cordill wrote:steadyhand amarr wrote:they're all dead so good luck ccp wrote them off a while back :P Message from Godin: 'sees a Jove ship' You sure about that?
Society of Conscious Thought. They have Jove blue printsand randomly hand them out.
The Jove are dead for all intents and purposes but not extinct.
Read Templar One.
Something witty here.
How DOES one get a cat into a dropsuit?
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