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NIGg NawGG
Onikanabo Brigade Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:11:00 -
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hi, my name is alpha, but you may call me alf, im a 12 million year old immortal vampire wizard sephiroth beaver batman USB cybernetic gender bender dragoness queen buff wizard, but dont judge me by my appearance, i am really cool to get to know, when i was born 12 million years ago, the earth fell from the sky and people got really worried but i wasnt like everyone else and didnt care about the rules, so i took my skateboard and did a flip into the sky and saved everyone and thats how i became a hero, but dont ask to be my friend just because of that, i am true, genuine, and will rock your world!
my father is the devil and my mother is an angel, did i mention that i was half angel half demon? yeah my mom fell in love with sat when he was very sad and depressed and was thinking of killing hamself but my mom helped him get thru it and they got marryd, satan gave me ninja school lessons and oh did i mention i went to nija school and know alll the tricks? yeah i went there and naruto himself taught me how to do that think with the konyei, its pretty cool he doesnt care about the rules
i am 7'11 and have a bmi of 52, im very pretyt for my age but dont ask to be my friend just because of that! i have an angel wing, a bat wing, an eagle wing, an devil wing, and a gundam wing and a beaver tail and a dragon tail and a manticore tail but dont judge me! u dont know my story and yolo!
i have many boyfiredns and girldfriends and ive been married 80 times, had 300 childs, oh did i mention i was bisexual? dont judge me you dont know my story, my fav bff was goku bleach sasuke chronic adobe pro chan, we had 20 babies together all half angel half demon half vampire half wizard hal sephiroth half beaver half batman half USB half cybernetic half gender bender half dragoness half queen half buff half wizard, and there is nothng u can do about it
all in all i am a simple gal but did you know i play video games, im not like all the other girls and dont say that i cant play videogames becuz im a grill, i stomp boys all time girls are better than boys at everything
anyway i hope u enjoied thats my life in a nutshell :D but don't judge me, you dont know my stroy, you dont know my personality |
VAHZZ
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:13:00 -
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i don't want to be mean - but wrong section. and i don't see this as relevant. You might want to try the Intergalatic Summit section
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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Wako 75
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:13:00 -
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Yes just yes
For Riches, For Honor, For The Brotherhood
STB 4 Life
Dust Will Survive!!!
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knight of 6
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:15:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:i don't want to be mean - but wrong section. and i don't see this as relevant. You might want to try the Intergalatic Summit section I nearly peed
"God favors the side with the best artillery" ~ Napoleon
Ko6, scout, tanker.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:17:00 -
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knight of 6 wrote:VAHZZ wrote:i don't want to be mean - but wrong section. and i don't see this as relevant. You might want to try the Intergalatic Summit section I nearly peed
Then I didn't troll hard enough you should have peed
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DeadlyAztec11
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:17:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:i don't want to be mean - but wrong section. and i don't see this as relevant. You might want to try the Intergalatic Summit section Don't send him there... Please.
Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:23:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:VAHZZ wrote:i don't want to be mean - but wrong section. and i don't see this as relevant. You might want to try the Intergalatic Summit section Don't send him there... Please.
I will send myself there instead
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Enkidu Camuel
Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:24:00 -
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Thread of the year, you sir made my day.
Major DUST fact.
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knight of 6
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
686
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:26:00 -
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gamer grill? seriously I bet you have only played call of duty and halo. you're not a real gamer heck you probably didn't even know samus is a girl!
"God favors the side with the best artillery" ~ Napoleon
Ko6, scout, tanker.
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Son-Of A-Gun
3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:27:00 -
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Quick questions:
Why is the OP of this thread something someone spent time writing and then thought it prudent to share with this community? Some people's priorities confuse me
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:06:00 -
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this made me giggle ha.
Just the tip?
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:36:00 -
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h1tler never happened jcssf conpiracy thanks obama for giving power to the jews once again
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:38:00 -
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You lost me there, im assuming that the other guy is your alt?
Just the tip?
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:39:00 -
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itsmellslikefish wrote:You lost me there, im assuming that the other guy is your alt?
and what would make such a ridiculous idea cross your mind?
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:41:00 -
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I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands?
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itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX. Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:43:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands?
Done anyone else want some?
Just the tip?
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:45:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands?
Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:46:00 -
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itsmellslikefish wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Done anyone else want some?
Give me all your stuff please
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Logi Bro
Greatness Achieved Through Training EoN.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:49:00 -
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So........you're a Jove?
Been Logistics since before it was cool.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:50:00 -
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itsmellslikefish wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Done anyone else want some?
Gives me the 5 mil iskies pleeease
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:50:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7 Stressed!? Stressed!!??
You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo.
My, I remember back in the day when clone vats were little war point farms. Ahh. They ruined DUST, with their "balance" and "better mechanics" and "innovation". Ruined it. And now people actually aren't donating 10 Million ISK, and now you're going to become stressed because you know that the entirety of reality (except for all donators, who obviously become exempt through the power of being ******* awesome!) is going to collapse in upon itself, and it's just so crazy that even crazy steve is just like....dude....just....put it down bro.
For peace.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:53:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7 Stressed!? Stressed!!??You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo. My, I remember back in the day when clone vats were little war point farms. Ahh. They ruined DUST, with their "balance" and "better mechanics" and "innovation". Ruined it. And now people actually aren't donating 10 Million ISK, and now you're going to become stressed because you know that the entirety of reality (except for all donators, who obviously become exempt through the power of being ******* awesome!) is going to collapse in upon itself, and it's just so crazy that even crazy steve is just like....dude....just....put it down bro. For peace.
This.....you......
I love this post...best post in the forums..
YOU SIR ARE ******* MAJESTIC!
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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NIGg NawGG
Onikanabo Brigade Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:00:00 -
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death is easy, why do you go on
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it all ends the same
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NIGg NawGG
Onikanabo Brigade Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:03:00 -
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cant wait to have you down here with us |
ZeHealingHurts HurtingHeals
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:04:00 -
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I support this message.
"NO FULL RESPECS; ONLY FOR VEHICLE SKILLS CHANGED TREE!"
Vehicle users : "lol gonna put it into infantry skills"
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:07:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7 Stressed!? Stressed!!??You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo. My, I remember back in the day when clone vats were little war point farms. Ahh. They ruined DUST, with their "balance" and "better mechanics" and "innovation". Ruined it. And now people actually aren't donating 10 Million ISK, and now you're going to become stressed because you know that the entirety of reality (except for all donators, who obviously become exempt through the power of being ******* awesome!) is going to collapse in upon itself, and it's just so crazy that even crazy steve is just like....dude....just....put it down bro. For peace. This.....you...... I love this post...best post in the forums.. YOU SIR ARE ******* MAJESTIC!
I'm like a Unicorn, except fatter, like a Narwhal, but with more blubber, and rockets on my tail, and I fly through the sky, glistening in the sunlight.
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:10:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:VAHZZ wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7 Stressed!? Stressed!!??You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo. My, I remember back in the day when clone vats were little war point farms. Ahh. They ruined DUST, with their "balance" and "better mechanics" and "innovation". Ruined it. And now people actually aren't donating 10 Million ISK, and now you're going to become stressed because you know that the entirety of reality (except for all donators, who obviously become exempt through the power of being ******* awesome!) is going to collapse in upon itself, and it's just so crazy that even crazy steve is just like....dude....just....put it down bro. For peace. This.....you...... I love this post...best post in the forums.. YOU SIR ARE ******* MAJESTIC! I'm like a Unicorn, except fatter, like a Narwhal, but with more blubber, and rockets on my tail, and I fly through the sky, glistening in the sunlight.
You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are.
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:12:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give.
I think what you really meant is
Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk
because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:14:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many fucks I do not give.
Make way for the badass... does he care about the rules? No he doesn't.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:16:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many fucks I do not give. Make way for the badass... does he care about the rules? No he doesn't.
THERE ARE RULES!?
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:17:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many fucks I do not give. Make way for the badass... does he care about the rules? No he doesn't. THERE ARE RULES!? This is madness!
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:27:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give. I think what you really meant is Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls
Oh heavy-kun, why do your rolls make me excited?
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:28:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give. I think what you really meant is Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls Oh heavy-kun, why do your rolls make me so excited? Because I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane.
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VAHZZ
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:29:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give. I think what you really meant is Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls Oh heavy-kun, why do your rolls make me so excited?
because they are King Hawaiian rolls?
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NIGg NawGG
Onikanabo Brigade Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:33:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give. I think what you really meant is Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls Oh heavy-kun, why do your rolls make me so excited? Because I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane.
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:50:00 -
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Repost, saw this here a week ago
Closed Beta Vet
Reading the forums detracts from overall enjoyment of the game
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:55:00 -
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I very much enjoyed this, +1
Gû¦Gû+Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of the threads // Forum alt Gû¦Gû+
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Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division Top Men.
261
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:58:00 -
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Approved.
-Newly proclaimed Lazor riffle specialist-
"You said yourself fantastically 'congratulations you are all alone.'"
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Shattered Mirage
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
357
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Posted - 2013.11.24 07:54:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7 Stressed!? Stressed!!??You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo. My, I remember back in the day when clone vats were little war point farms. Ahh. They ruined DUST, with their "balance" and "better mechanics" and "innovation". Ruined it. And now people actually aren't donating 10 Million ISK, and now you're going to become stressed because you know that the entirety of reality (except for all donators, who obviously become exempt through the power of being ******* awesome!) is going to collapse in upon itself, and it's just so crazy that even crazy steve is just like....dude....just....put it down bro. For peace.
Quote: You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo.
Tempted to use it as my new signature....
There are no facts, only interpretations.
I am a monument to all your sins
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Alpha 443-6732
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Posted - 2013.11.24 17:00:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:Repost, saw this here a week ago
and it will be reposted until the sanity returns on the forums. When the reposting is done, you will know we are ready.
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