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DUST Fiend
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:41:00 -
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I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands?
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Posted - 2013.11.24 05:50:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7
Stressed!? Stressed!!??
You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo.
My, I remember back in the day when clone vats were little war point farms. Ahh. They ruined DUST, with their "balance" and "better mechanics" and "innovation". Ruined it. And now people actually aren't donating 10 Million ISK, and now you're going to become stressed because you know that the entirety of reality (except for all donators, who obviously become exempt through the power of being ******* awesome!) is going to collapse in upon itself, and it's just so crazy that even crazy steve is just like....dude....just....put it down bro.
For peace.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:07:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I demand 10 Million ISK to be donated to me, post haste.
Failure to comply will result in the complete collapse of all of reality as we know it.
Do you want that blood on your hands? Stop stressing yourself out... just wait for 1.7 Stressed!? Stressed!!??You haven't seen stressed until you've watched an MCC hold out against an army of suicide gorgons. Back in my day, we drove uphill BOTH ways to Bravo, you damn goo babies, using up all our precious clone goo. My, I remember back in the day when clone vats were little war point farms. Ahh. They ruined DUST, with their "balance" and "better mechanics" and "innovation". Ruined it. And now people actually aren't donating 10 Million ISK, and now you're going to become stressed because you know that the entirety of reality (except for all donators, who obviously become exempt through the power of being ******* awesome!) is going to collapse in upon itself, and it's just so crazy that even crazy steve is just like....dude....just....put it down bro. For peace. This.....you...... I love this post...best post in the forums.. YOU SIR ARE ******* MAJESTIC!
I'm like a Unicorn, except fatter, like a Narwhal, but with more blubber, and rockets on my tail, and I fly through the sky, glistening in the sunlight.
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:12:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are.
If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give.
I think what you really meant is
Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk
because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:17:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many fucks I do not give. Make way for the badass... does he care about the rules? No he doesn't. THERE ARE RULES!?
This is madness!
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:28:00 -
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Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give. I think what you really meant is Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls Oh heavy-kun, why do your rolls make me so excited?
Because I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane.
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