NIGg NawGG
Onikanabo Brigade
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.24 04:11:00 -
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hi, my name is alpha, but you may call me alf, im a 12 million year old immortal vampire wizard sephiroth beaver batman USB cybernetic gender bender dragoness queen buff wizard, but dont judge me by my appearance, i am really cool to get to know, when i was born 12 million years ago, the earth fell from the sky and people got really worried but i wasnt like everyone else and didnt care about the rules, so i took my skateboard and did a flip into the sky and saved everyone and thats how i became a hero, but dont ask to be my friend just because of that, i am true, genuine, and will rock your world!
my father is the devil and my mother is an angel, did i mention that i was half angel half demon? yeah my mom fell in love with sat when he was very sad and depressed and was thinking of killing hamself but my mom helped him get thru it and they got marryd, satan gave me ninja school lessons and oh did i mention i went to nija school and know alll the tricks? yeah i went there and naruto himself taught me how to do that think with the konyei, its pretty cool he doesnt care about the rules
i am 7'11 and have a bmi of 52, im very pretyt for my age but dont ask to be my friend just because of that! i have an angel wing, a bat wing, an eagle wing, an devil wing, and a gundam wing and a beaver tail and a dragon tail and a manticore tail but dont judge me! u dont know my story and yolo!
i have many boyfiredns and girldfriends and ive been married 80 times, had 300 childs, oh did i mention i was bisexual? dont judge me you dont know my story, my fav bff was goku bleach sasuke chronic adobe pro chan, we had 20 babies together all half angel half demon half vampire half wizard hal sephiroth half beaver half batman half USB half cybernetic half gender bender half dragoness half queen half buff half wizard, and there is nothng u can do about it
all in all i am a simple gal but did you know i play video games, im not like all the other girls and dont say that i cant play videogames becuz im a grill, i stomp boys all time girls are better than boys at everything
anyway i hope u enjoied thats my life in a nutshell :D but don't judge me, you dont know my stroy, you dont know my personality |
NIGg NawGG
Onikanabo Brigade
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.11.24 06:33:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk of wasted isk, that's what you are. If I took the value of all the dropships I've lost and converted it into metal, I might be able to get halfway done building a statue to show you how many ducks I do not give. I think what you really meant is Alpha 443-6732 wrote:You're a motherfucking hunk because you're jealous of my shiny heavy rolls  Oh heavy-kun, why do your rolls make me so excited? Because I know the Muffin Man. He lives on Drury Lane.
just like your mom i'm your d1ck's vag1na |