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Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3937	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:13:00 - [1] - Quote https://twitter.com/HansShotFirst/status/404333005780447232 MD goes plop LR goes tsssss HMG goes BZZZZZZZZZZT and the FG goes BLAP SG goes pffp SL goes trrrrrtsssss and the PLC goes bllllplop SCR goes bzzzt and SMG's go ratatatat and the nades go boom boom boom But theres one sound That no one knows What does the AR say? FOFOFOFOFOFOF FOFOFOFOFOFOF FOFOFOFOFOFOF What does the AR say? FUFUFUFUFUFUFUF FUFUFUFUFUFUFUF FUFUFUFUFUFUFUF What does the AR say? BRAAAAARARARARARARARARA RBAAAAARARARARARARARARA BRAAAAARARARARARARARARA What does the AR say? Big black magazine Pointy muzzle Chasing redberries and digging holes into them Tiny spread So beautiful Like the Empress in disguise But if you meet A friendly flux Will you communicate by meo - o - o - o - w? meo - o - o - o - w? meo - o - o - o - w? How will you speak to that Flu - u - u - u - x? Flu - u - u - u - x? Flu - u - u - u - x? What does the AR say? PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLOW! PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLOW! PLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLAPLOW! What does the AR say? TUTTUTTUTTUTTUTTUTOW! TUTTUTTUTTUTTUTTUTOW! TUTTUTTUTTUTTUTTUTOW! What does the AR say? MEO - O - O - O - W! MURRO - O - O - O -W! What does the AR say? The secret of the AR Ancient mystery Somewhere deep in my inventory I know you're hiding What is your sound? Will we ever know? Will always be a mystery What do you say? You're my guardian plasma spitter Hiding in the inventory What is your sound? Blap blip blop blap lom, blap blip blop blap lom Will we ever know? Plab plib plob plab pom, plab plib plob plab pom I want to Pow pow pow pow I want to I want to know! Kill +50 Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Arkena Wyrnspire Turalyon 514 Turalyon Alliance 5339	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:14:00 - [2] - Quote WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. Level 5 Forum Warrior Lenin of the glorious armoured revolution Supporter of CCP raRaRa.
Happy Jack SD Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 14	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:14:00 - [3] - Quote
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3937	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:16:00 - [4] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. Thanks for the idea :D Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Mortedeamor WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL 825	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:16:00 - [5] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. really mine says headshot headshot headshot
Heimdallr69 Imperfect Bastards 1336	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:20:00 - [6] - Quote Hate hate ho I'm everyone's type
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:21:00 - [7] - Quote Mortedeamor wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. really mine says headshot headshot headshot Pfft, who needs headshots when you have 3x complex damage mods :P Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Thor McStrut Reckoners 432	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:22:00 - [8] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. Read?? I actually sang that in my head... Nooooooooooooooo!!
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:28:00 - [9] - Quote Thor McStrut wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. Read?? I actually sang that in my head... Nooooooooooooooo!! I was listening to what does the fox say the entire time I was writing this. I am surprised I didn't go insane. I am surprised I didn't go insane. I am surprised I didn't go insane. I am surprised I didn't go insane. I am surprised I didn't go insane. I am surprised I didn't go insane. Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Pvt Numnutz Ikomari-Onu Enforcement Caldari State 292	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:29:00 - [10] - Quote GÇª................wow........just...wow......

Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:32:00 - [11] - Quote Fixed a few lines Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:35:00 - [12] - Quote Fixed some moar. Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:39:00 - [13] - Quote Hopefully final edit. Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Kira Lannister Ancient Exiles. Renegade Alliance 1993	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:41:00 - [14] - Quote What are you smoking? I would like some. "The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire." Book of Exiles 1:3
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 20:42:00 - [15] - Quote Kira Lannister wrote: What are you smoking? I would like some. The smoke coming from the enemies I burned with the plasma Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 21:33:00 - [16] - Quote murrow Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3940	Posted - 2013.11.23 22:04:00 - [17] - Quote Fox got nothin' on the AR! Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Zero Harpuia Turalyon 514 Turalyon Alliance 1237	Posted - 2013.11.23 22:26:00 - [18] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Kira Lannister wrote: What are you smoking? I would like some. The smoke coming from the enemies I burned with the plasma I'm sure the duraplastic fumes are responsible for half of this... Shields as Weapons
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3948	Posted - 2013.11.23 23:34:00 - [19] - Quote Zero Harpuia wrote: Cat Merc wrote: Kira Lannister wrote: What are you smoking? I would like some. The smoke coming from the enemies I burned with the plasma I'm sure the duraplastic fumes are responsible for half of this... Well... I do not actually remember writing this, so maybe. Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Meeko Fent Commando Perkone Caldari State 1671	Posted - 2013.11.23 23:40:00 - [20] - Quote Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. I agree Refunding a few AUR militia Blueprints pertaining to vehicles because their respective modules will not exist anymore

Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3948	Posted - 2013.11.23 23:46:00 - [21] - Quote Meeko Fent wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. I agree I changed it :P Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Meeko Fent Commando Perkone Caldari State 1672	Posted - 2013.11.23 23:50:00 - [22] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Meeko Fent wrote: Arkena Wyrnspire wrote: WTF did I just read. EDIT: Actually, the AR says 'Kill +50'. I agree I changed it :P Nah, I'm just agreeing with the post as a whole. Refunding a few AUR militia Blueprints pertaining to vehicles because their respective modules will not exist anymore
Son-Of A-Gun 3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance 363	Posted - 2013.11.24 00:03:00 - [23] - Quote Woah, somebody had way to much time on their hands today. And has a terrible sence of humor/theatrics/poetry. {:)}{3GÇó>
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 10587	Posted - 2013.11.24 03:53:00 - [24] - Quote Lol :P CPM 0 Secretary Omni-Soldier Specialist Current Theme \\= Advanced Scrambler Rifle =// Unlocked
Outer Raven Capital Acquisitions LLC Public Disorder. 74	Posted - 2013.11.24 03:54:00 - [25] - Quote @OP UMMM....... Assault Rifle goes blap Shot gun goes blifp scout goes quack heavy goes charmander or something like that right. Gû¦Gû+ Outer Raven /// Sniper /// Head Hunter Gû+Gû¦
VAHZZ 308	Posted - 2013.11.24 03:55:00 - [26] - Quote Show me the Dev fax The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity! ~ Proud Sniper Scout
Mobius Wyvern Guardian Solutions DARKSTAR ARMY 3852	Posted - 2013.11.24 04:03:00 - [27] - Quote God-tier ******* post. Nothing can surpass this. /forums Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3957	Posted - 2013.11.24 05:38:00 - [28] - Quote Mobius Wyvern wrote: God-tier ******* post. Nothing can surpass this. /forums Of course it can. Every post I make is the best post on the forums. Hence by definition I can surpass myself. Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.
Roger Cordill The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 42	Posted - 2013.11.24 06:04:00 - [29] - Quote Message from Godin: What in the actual ****.....................
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3962	Posted - 2013.11.24 18:02:00 - [30] - Quote Roger Cordill wrote: Message from Godin: What in the actual ****..................... Message TO Godin: Meow Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.

Shotty GoBang Pro Hic Immortalis 2437	Posted - 2013.11.24 18:04:00 - [31] - Quote O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50) O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50) O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50) O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50)
Cat Merc Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN. 3965	Posted - 2013.11.24 18:25:00 - [32] - Quote Shotty GoBang wrote: O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50) O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50) O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50) O-P-O-P-O-P-O-P (+50) What does the AR say? MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW Shield regeneration bonus for Gallente Assault is about as useful as Sharpshooter for Nova Knives.


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