DUST Search - The Golden Taco

Sandman O'Death wrote:

Skittles McDuckett wrote:

!!!!UPDATE!!!!

General John Ripper has been spotted. The anonymous caller stated that he spotted General John Ripper driving down Molden Heath Highway 76 in a black and yellow convertible LLAV. The caller said that it was hard to not notice the crazy guy with a LLAV full of tacos and throwing ISK out while traveling at high speeds. Multiple witnesses reported the incident saying that they heard the suspect screaming "ISK ain't a thang!" and "I want the taco, the whole taco and nothing but the taco!" The caller also stated that it was very reminiscent of this video Money Ain't a Thing

If you have spotted General John Ripper, please post your reports in this thread and be AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. The more information that we have, the sooner we can catch this interstellar criminal!!!

last I saw him he was at objective C Glitching like a mofo as he tore though my shield and Armour like a drunk at tacobell after bar close.
If found please let him know he owes me 8 Proto suits that were left at the scene of the crime

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Skittles McDuckett Dem Durrty Boyz Public Disorder. 82	Posted - 2013.11.09 17:29:00 - [1] - Quote Although there is some disagreement among experts, they can all agree on a few aspects of the the mysterious Golden Taco. First, the Golden Taco was crafted in the year 729 CE by a group of left handed South American Eskimos. The Golden Taco was made by filling a taco with bacon, free health care and the tears of an old gypsy woman. The taco was then dipped in a solution of hopes and dreams before it went through a proprietary taco gilding process. The taco was then strapped to a flux capacitor, thrown over the Cliff of Justice and as the taco/flux capacitor combo approached 88 miles per an hour, 1.21 gigawatts was power was applied to it. Thus the Golden Taco was created. The Golden Taco also seems to possess certain powers. The most well known power is to make all of the food that it's owner consumes taste like cotton candy wrapped in unicorns. The last confirmed sighting of the Golden Taco was in the Molden Heath Police Department's evidence vault after it was used by Inigo Montoya in the gastly triple homicide of the six fingered triplets of Camelot. It is believed that General John Ripper broke into the vault and stole it to prevent the prosecution of Inigo Montoya and the ISK that was stolen was just a cover. Since the Golden Taco disappeared during the great MHPD vault heist, I have been searching for it ever since. Once I am able to locate the artifact I will be able to confirm my suspicions that DDB is in fact, a bunch of scrubby scrubblettes. Skittles McDuckett, DDB director TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
Patrick57 GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention 1322	Posted - 2013.11.09 17:39:00 - [2] - Quote Ummm.....okay? Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. -Mark Twain :D
General John Ripper Rippers Taco Shack 39805	Posted - 2013.11.09 17:43:00 - [3] - Quote ... and I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids! Dust 514's #17 Forum Warrior Founder of the Forum Warrior Club King of Tacos
Severance Pay Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic 955	Posted - 2013.11.10 15:37:00 - [4] - Quote I was hoping you'd say it was dipped in liquid gold. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother
Skittles McDuckett Dem Durrty Boyz Public Disorder. 83	Posted - 2013.11.10 17:55:00 - [5] - Quote !!!!UPDATE!!!! General John Ripper has been spotted. The anonymous caller stated that he spotted General John Ripper driving down Molden Heath Highway 76 in a black and yellow convertible LLAV. The caller said that it was hard to not notice the crazy guy with a LLAV full of tacos and throwing ISK out while traveling at high speeds. Multiple witnesses reported the incident saying that they heard the suspect screaming "ISK ain't a thang!" and "I want the taco, the whole taco and nothing but the taco!" The caller also stated that it was very reminiscent of this video Money Ain't a Thing If you have spotted General John Ripper, please post your reports in this thread and be AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. The more information that we have, the sooner we can catch this interstellar criminal!!! Skittles McDuckett, DDB director TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
Sandman O'Death Namtar Elite Gallente Federation 2	Posted - 2013.11.11 17:37:00 - [6] - Quote Skittles McDuckett wrote: !!!!UPDATE!!!! General John Ripper has been spotted. The anonymous caller stated that he spotted General John Ripper driving down Molden Heath Highway 76 in a black and yellow convertible LLAV. The caller said that it was hard to not notice the crazy guy with a LLAV full of tacos and throwing ISK out while traveling at high speeds. Multiple witnesses reported the incident saying that they heard the suspect screaming "ISK ain't a thang!" and "I want the taco, the whole taco and nothing but the taco!" The caller also stated that it was very reminiscent of this video Money Ain't a Thing If you have spotted General John Ripper, please post your reports in this thread and be AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. The more information that we have, the sooner we can catch this interstellar criminal!!! last I saw him he was at objective C Glitching like a mofo as he tore though my shield and Armour like a drunk at tacobell after bar close. If found please let him know he owes me 8 Proto suits that were left at the scene of the crime
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. Public Disorder. 4104	Posted - 2013.11.11 19:48:00 - [7] - Quote Sandman O'Death wrote: Skittles McDuckett wrote: !!!!UPDATE!!!! General John Ripper has been spotted. The anonymous caller stated that he spotted General John Ripper driving down Molden Heath Highway 76 in a black and yellow convertible LLAV. The caller said that it was hard to not notice the crazy guy with a LLAV full of tacos and throwing ISK out while traveling at high speeds. Multiple witnesses reported the incident saying that they heard the suspect screaming "ISK ain't a thang!" and "I want the taco, the whole taco and nothing but the taco!" The caller also stated that it was very reminiscent of this video Money Ain't a Thing If you have spotted General John Ripper, please post your reports in this thread and be AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. The more information that we have, the sooner we can catch this interstellar criminal!!! last I saw him he was at objective C Glitching like a mofo as he tore though my shield and Armour like a drunk at tacobell after bar close. If found please let him know he owes me 8 Proto suits that were left at the scene of the crime last a saw of him he was giving sota a lapdance over near the objective B. Lv 4 forum warrior Bringer of Bacon Knight of AMV's
Derrith Erador Pradox One Proficiency V. 406	Posted - 2013.11.12 03:26:00 - [8] - Quote Skittles McDuckett wrote: !!!!UPDATE!!!! General John Ripper has been spotted. The anonymous caller stated that he spotted General John Ripper driving down Molden Heath Highway 76 in a black and yellow convertible LLAV. The caller said that it was hard to not notice the crazy guy with a LLAV full of tacos and throwing ISK out while traveling at high speeds. Multiple witnesses reported the incident saying that they heard the suspect screaming "ISK ain't a thang!" and "I want the taco, the whole taco and nothing but the taco!" The caller also stated that it was very reminiscent of this video Money Ain't a Thing If you have spotted General John Ripper, please post your reports in this thread and be AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. The more information that we have, the sooner we can catch this interstellar criminal!!! I've found him!! I saw him looking into my sacred kitchen vault, trying to steal my ancient recipes. And so it was written, those who have no love for redheads or chili will forever be shunned by Praetorians.
Gildart Lightray Eternal Beings 22	Posted - 2013.11.12 03:31:00 - [9] - Quote Skittles McDuckett wrote: !!!!UPDATE!!!! General John Ripper has been spotted. The anonymous caller stated that he spotted General John Ripper driving down Molden Heath Highway 76 in a black and yellow convertible LLAV. The caller said that it was hard to not notice the crazy guy with a LLAV full of tacos and throwing ISK out while traveling at high speeds. Multiple witnesses reported the incident saying that they heard the suspect screaming "ISK ain't a thang!" and "I want the taco, the whole taco and nothing but the taco!" The caller also stated that it was very reminiscent of this video Money Ain't a Thing If you have spotted General John Ripper, please post your reports in this thread and be AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. The more information that we have, the sooner we can catch this interstellar criminal!!! Last I saw him was in a lolPC match against PX1. He threw explosive tacos at me and got in a black and yellow LLAV driving away from the crime scene. Forum Warrior lvl. 0 Rank : Trollawon / I'm doing it wrong :)


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