Skittles McDuckett
Dem Durrty Boyz
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.11.09 17:29:00 -
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Although there is some disagreement among experts, they can all agree on a few aspects of the the mysterious Golden Taco. First, the Golden Taco was crafted in the year 729 CE by a group of left handed South American Eskimos. The Golden Taco was made by filling a taco with bacon, free health care and the tears of an old gypsy woman. The taco was then dipped in a solution of hopes and dreams before it went through a proprietary taco gilding process. The taco was then strapped to a flux capacitor, thrown over the Cliff of Justice and as the taco/flux capacitor combo approached 88 miles per an hour, 1.21 gigawatts was power was applied to it. Thus the Golden Taco was created. The Golden Taco also seems to possess certain powers. The most well known power is to make all of the food that it's owner consumes taste like cotton candy wrapped in unicorns. The last confirmed sighting of the Golden Taco was in the Molden Heath Police Department's evidence vault after it was used by Inigo Montoya in the gastly triple homicide of the six fingered triplets of Camelot. It is believed that General John Ripper broke into the vault and stole it to prevent the prosecution of Inigo Montoya and the ISK that was stolen was just a cover. Since the Golden Taco disappeared during the great MHPD vault heist, I have been searching for it ever since. Once I am able to locate the artifact I will be able to confirm my suspicions that DDB is in fact, a bunch of scrubby scrubblettes.
Skittles McDuckett, DDB director
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
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Skittles McDuckett
Dem Durrty Boyz
Public Disorder.
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Posted - 2013.11.10 17:55:00 -
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!!!!UPDATE!!!!
General John Ripper has been spotted. The anonymous caller stated that he spotted General John Ripper driving down Molden Heath Highway 76 in a black and yellow convertible LLAV. The caller said that it was hard to not notice the crazy guy with a LLAV full of tacos and throwing ISK out while traveling at high speeds. Multiple witnesses reported the incident saying that they heard the suspect screaming "ISK ain't a thang!" and "I want the taco, the whole taco and nothing but the taco!" The caller also stated that it was very reminiscent of this video Money Ain't a Thing
If you have spotted General John Ripper, please post your reports in this thread and be AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE. The more information that we have, the sooner we can catch this interstellar criminal!!!
Skittles McDuckett, DDB director
TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
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