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Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis
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Posted - 2013.10.29 03:52:00 -
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Folks, I am here to speak about something important to us all....
Long have we been terrorized by the menace that are Dropships. They lord over us with their easy flight and great cameras and reign down deadly marshmallows. We have lived in fear of the almighty dropship for way too long.
There is ONE who has stood up to these terrors and protected us. That is the noble Light-post. These steadfast sentinels have done their best to keep us safe but they have fallen on hard times.
I ask all of you to band together and help to save these tireless defenders. A small contribution can go a long way to help raise awareness for these poor light-poles. For just pennies a day, you can help save one of these that you see here. For this small sum, you will receive a picture of the light-pole you adopted and updates on how many dropships he has taken down.
Save the Light-poles! Save all of us!
*this message is a paid service announcement for the USDF and does not reflect the views of PHI*
Proud Sponsor of the United Light-pole Defense Fund. "Protecting Our Skies For A Better Tomorrow"
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Aqua-Regia
MoIden Heath PoIice Department
EoN.
482
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Posted - 2013.10.29 03:54:00 -
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pennies? I only have ISK and AUR
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Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis
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Posted - 2013.10.29 03:56:00 -
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Aqua-Regia wrote: pennies? I only have ISK and AUR
Damnit Aqua, no logic is allowed in this thread!
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True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
3721
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Posted - 2013.10.29 03:57:00 -
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Canari Elphus wrote:Folks, I am here to speak about something important to us all....
Long have we been terrorized by the menace that are Dropships. They lord over us with their easy flight and great cameras and reign down deadly marshmallows. We have lived in fear of the almighty dropship for way too long.
There is ONE who has stood up to these terrors and protected us. That is the noble Light-post. These steadfast sentinels have done their best to keep us safe but they have fallen on hard times.
I ask all of you to band together and help to save these tireless defenders. A small contribution can go a long way to help raise awareness for these poor light-poles. For just pennies a day, you can help save one of these that you see here. For this small sum, you will receive a picture of the light-pole you adopted and updates on how many dropships he has taken down.
Save the Light-poles! Save all of us!
*this message is a paid service announcement for the USDF and does not reflect the views of PHI*
I have been working with may leading light post scientists. They too realise the threat these aerial bastards represent and have come up with a solution.
The noble lamp posts of great patriotism and courage have agreed to allow themselves to be launched at high velocity at these menaces to ground them no matter what!
"All things were created by the Divine, and so the glory of our faith is inherent to us all"
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
Public Disorder.
3875
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Posted - 2013.10.29 04:02:00 -
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! you think such feeble objects can stop us now, with the adition of pilot controlled turret we no longer have to veture into ligh pole range to kill you little ants, we rain down fire from the heavens, razing the earth below us of all light, we fly away from your puny forges and OP forge guns then return in all our glory to briefly illuminate the battlefield. you feeble ants are nothing to us, the shrews to our hawks, AND KNOW THIS, BEFORE THE END COMES AND THE EARTH AND SKY ARE AFLAME, YOU SHA- hey, i can see my house from here *flys off to inspect said house*
Lv 3 forum warrior
Bringer of Bacon
Knight of AMV's
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Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
The Umbra Combine
1609
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Posted - 2013.10.29 04:08:00 -
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There are only two light posts I will tolerate. One of them is here and the other is in Narnia.
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> "I will show you fear in a handful of dust."
T.S. Eliot, The Wasteland
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Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis
739
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Posted - 2013.10.29 04:12:00 -
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'And he shall reach up and bring down these wicked heathens with his cleansing light!"
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Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2276
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Posted - 2013.10.29 04:15:00 -
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Putting this out there now, if tank drivers werent in such a rush to blow up installations at the start of a match and took a minute to look towards the enemies red line and just wait for a drop ship to fly up there would be a lot less swarms and forges on roofs
Map depending of course, spine crescent is a dream for this sort of thing but the newer maps not so much
Im not drunk, the planet just happens to be especially wobbly today.
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Aqua-Regia
MoIden Heath PoIice Department
EoN.
483
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Posted - 2013.10.29 04:19:00 -
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We needed more light post in Whitechapel back then, maybe some of them poor prostitutes have survived.
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Rusty Shallows
Black Jackals
443
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Posted - 2013.10.29 05:22:00 -
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We need Light Posts on all the tall buildings. |
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Marines
Kleenex Inc.
1087
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Posted - 2013.10.29 05:54:00 -
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Petition for lamp post RPG? Wtf is a light post?
Level 1 forum warrior.
Minmatar and Gallente fw.
Fix PC lag please CCP.
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Cosgar
ParagonX
6764
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Posted - 2013.10.29 05:59:00 -
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I tried to put a level into Amarr Commando once, but got a server notification saying "Why?"
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