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OZAROW
WarRavens League of Infamy
933
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Posted - 2013.10.23 21:53:00 -
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I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol |
Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
1284
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Posted - 2013.10.23 21:54:00 -
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InB4 "Nerf Massdriver" comments |
Meeko Fent
expert intervention Caldari State
1263
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Posted - 2013.10.23 21:55:00 -
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LMAO at you LYAO about that.
For shame, even a two year old can kill you. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
3541
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Posted - 2013.10.23 21:57:00 -
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OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol I can see the marketing head lines now
"So easy to use even a two year old could do it... just watch!"
*Plays clip of toddler Wiping out entire battalion of Immortal merc |
XANDER KAG
Red Star. EoN.
392
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:01:00 -
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....wow... |
MassiveNine
0uter.Heaven
311
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:09:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol I can see the marketing head lines now "So easy to use even a two year old could do it... just watch!" *Plays clip of toddler Wiping out entire battalion of Immortal merc
/threadjack
do you guys have a public channel?
/endthreadjack |
JerechD Diaboli
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:10:00 -
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Reported to police for child labor violation. |
R F Gyro
Clones 4u
598
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:16:00 -
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PEGI 16 |
Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
1559
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:18:00 -
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OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol BEST DAD EVER |
KING CHECKMATE
AMARR IMPERIAL CRUSADERS
2014
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:22:00 -
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OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol
I need a son.... |
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Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine
1547
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:22:00 -
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Next generation of children: the most awkward talk with their parents won't be about sexual intercourse but about how they actually aren't immortal. |
God Hates Lags
Red Star. EoN.
125
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:47:00 -
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By the time he's ten and this game is actually good he'll probably be the next Regnum |
Buttercup Chipmint
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
118
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Posted - 2013.10.23 22:51:00 -
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CCP needs to nerf this form of AFKing naaaaahow! Kinda jealous though because my son played this game for about 15 mins and said it was boring. Meh oh well I told him some day when he is 30ish CCP might have fixed it by then. |
Flix Keptick
Red Star. EoN.
801
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:08:00 -
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God Hates Lags wrote:By the time he's ten and this game is actually good he'll probably be the next Regnum if the game survives by then
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OZAROW
WarRavens League of Infamy
938
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:22:00 -
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He's vicious with a mass driver and a faylock grenades an standing in a nano hive lol, HE DOESNT STOP SHOOTING LMAO! Spam ninja! |
Doc Noah
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
716
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:25:00 -
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MD, even a 2 yr old could use it. |
Iskandar Zul Karnain
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
2090
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:37:00 -
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lol put him in Minmatar FW |
Bright Cloud
Namtar Elite Gallente Federation
258
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:43:00 -
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Dude this game is rated 16. Why do you let your 2 year old child play the game? Or are you like a underaged dad with a age of 17? I cant remember that a responsable adult would let his child play such a game. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
3551
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:44:00 -
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Iskandar Zul Karnain wrote:lol put him in Minmatar FW I don't want to shoot a clone I know is a 2yr old kid.... he'll just tear through and entire team because they feel bad....oh wait. Minmatar super weapon time! |
ThePrinceOfNigeria
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
131
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:46:00 -
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Part of me wants to say ok, cool for your kid cause video games are good for motor control. The other half wants to smack you for being part of the demographic of idiots who probably buy their underage kids GTA 5 and other violent games. Which in turn gives the rest of us gamers bad names when your ****** parenting is uncovered after the kid goes on a shooting rampage(for reasons unrelated to video games, but related to crappy parenting) |
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OZAROW
WarRavens League of Infamy
940
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:46:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol I can see the marketing head lines now "So easy to use even a two year old could do it... just watch!" *Plays clip of toddler Wiping out entire battalion of Immortal merc Dude your awesome! |
trraacx
DUST University Ivy League
5
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:49:00 -
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It is much better to talk to your kids about things than it is to hide them from them.
Having said that, at 2 his kid doesn't see it in any of the ways that we would.
Bright Cloud wrote:Dude this game is rated 16. Why do you let your 2 year old child play the game? Or are you like a underaged dad with a age of 17? I cant remember that a responsable adult would let his child play such a game.
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Kane Fyea
DUST University Ivy League
2120
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:51:00 -
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Bright Cloud wrote:Dude this game is rated 16. Why do you let your 2 year old child play the game? Or are you like a underaged dad with a age of 17? I cant remember that a responsable adult would let his child play such a game. Yea because there is just so much blood, gore, and profanity in dust right?
You do know there is a child filter right? This makes it so that the child cannot use voice or text chat.
Also this game is rated T so this game is RECOMMENDED for anyone 13 and up. |
OZAROW
WarRavens League of Infamy
940
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:53:00 -
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ThePrinceOfNigeria wrote:Part of me wants to say ok, cool for your kid cause video games are good for motor control. The other half wants to smack you for being part of the demographic of idiots who probably buy their underage kids GTA 5 and other violent games. Which in turn gives the rest of us gamers bad names when your ****** parenting is uncovered after the kid goes on a shooting rampage(for reasons unrelated to video games, but related to crappy parenting) Lol he shoots the mcc, like I said I can't hide the controller he can literally scale the fridge! The only time he ever got anyone was when I took a trip to the Lou , came back an he's got the mic on babbling to teammates an smashed a squad single handily with my breach set up, so I did what any proud dad would do in that situation....... WATCHED IN AWWW LOL |
Ripcord19981
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
124
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:56:00 -
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i did the same thing, everytime my 3 year old cousin or my friends come over, i let them play on my alt and in the end of the day, i cash it in |
Slag Emberforge
Immortal Retribution
74
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Posted - 2013.10.23 23:58:00 -
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ThePrinceOfNigeria wrote:Part of me wants to say ok, cool for your kid cause video games are good for motor control. The other half wants to smack you for being part of the demographic of people who probably buy their underage kids GTA 5 and other violent games. Which in turn gives the rest of us gamers bad names when your parenting style is uncovered after the kid goes on a shooting rampage(for reasons unrelated to video games, but related to crappy parenting)
(edited for language after rage subsiding)
Get your panties out of a knot, violent games do not cause violent children, and while I have to doubt OPs claim of his son killing people (certainly not without assistance) it really can't be compared to a game like gta5, I don't see your clone carjacking pedestrians and killing hookers.
It's a stock standard shooter, I grew up on games like turok, Wolfenstein, Duke Nuke'em, etc. as low res as they were they were far more graphic. Get over it. |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
162
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Posted - 2013.10.24 22:37:00 -
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Being a child that beat Star Fox on the Super Nintendo, even I am skeptical of OP's claim. Unless of course, he put his son into academy with a 2+ mill alt, but even then, what of other people that stomp academy? |
OZAROW
WarRavens League of Infamy
949
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Posted - 2013.10.24 23:57:00 -
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1.For all out their it was a joke 2. I gave him a armored / shield tanked assault with a md a Fay an put him in a nano hive set the aim an he just fired away since his hands are to small to move L3/R3 at the same time ( only once he did this) 3. Any other time was just dumping clips at base by the depot or mcc. 4. You nerds have much more to do with your lives than think negatively about what I'm doing 5. Get GUD, cuz one day he's gonna own you! |
Quil Evrything
DUST University Ivy League
278
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Posted - 2013.10.25 00:03:00 -
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ThePrinceOfNigeria wrote:Part of me wants to say ok, cool for your kid cause video games are good for motor control. The other half wants to smack you for being part of the demographic of people who probably buy their underage kids GTA 5 and other violent games.
Yeah.
compromise: give him an LAV or dropship without pilot gun, and tell him its a driving survival game. It's a win-win! They get to have crazy high-res fun, and you get to farm ISK. once they learn how to actually survive. heh.
One of my kids really prefers flying over shooting battle. I think that says great things about him :)
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Quil Evrything
DUST University Ivy League
278
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Posted - 2013.10.25 00:07:00 -
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Slag Emberforge wrote: Get your panties out of a knot, violent games do not cause violent children,.
Yes, actually , they do. That is to say, realisticly violent games. Not the only cause of violence in people, but they certainly increase it, no doubt about it. its pretty much an accepted psycological fact, just like watching violent movies increases violent behaviour in children. (and adults to a lesser degree as well) Multiple studies have been done to prove this. You're just suffering from "WELL I TURNED OUT FINE!!!1111" syndrome.
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Quil Evrything
DUST University Ivy League
278
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Posted - 2013.10.25 00:12:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:
Also this game is rated T so this game is RECOMMENDED for anyone 13 and up.
In america it is. Perhaps in other, more sensible places, apparently it is rated 16 and up.
btw, the way you write that seem to be taking the "recommended" thing a little backwards. The T means, "it is recommended that children below the age of 13 do not play it". It doesnt neccessarily mean "we RECOMMEND that all children 13 and above play it"!
As a parent, I consider it borderline R material. About the only reason it is somewhat passable to me as T, is because they dont use realistic faces. Or any faces at all, really. Personally, I would prefer it if the bodies were "androids", rather than "clones".
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lrian Locust
DUST University Ivy League
251
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Posted - 2013.10.25 00:33:00 -
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Buttercup Chipmint wrote:CCP needs to nerf this form of AFKing naaaaahow! Kinda jealous though because my son played this game for about 15 mins and said it was boring. Meh oh well I told him some day when he is 30ish CCP might have fixed it by then. I want to make accounts for my boys, but Sony needs a credit card to verify my age - and they don't accept mine.
Bad luck for CCP. I can't buy Aurum. I've tried, but there's no way I can pay...
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lrian Locust
DUST University Ivy League
251
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Posted - 2013.10.25 00:38:00 -
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As long as the mercs don't look like Dora the Explorer, I won't get my little one interested. :) |
OZAROW
WarRavens League of Infamy
957
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Posted - 2013.10.25 00:41:00 -
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Before you take a joke a bit to far quil, it's a joke an he's only touched it twice, I always play at night or when they sleep. Lol I make a exaggerated joke an you guys go all nerd serious, talking bout recent studies show blah blah blah, fml |
Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals Top Men.
1155
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Posted - 2013.10.25 00:44:00 -
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Lol I do love it when some one makes a joke post and people get all angry I thought it was pretty amusing nice job TC. |
Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
659
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Posted - 2013.10.25 02:10:00 -
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It's so funny that you would mention that. I rubberbanded a controller to my newborn's hands and now I'm afk isk farming like a mutha!
No more just spinning in the warbarge for me! |
Slag Emberforge
Immortal Retribution
85
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Posted - 2013.10.25 03:20:00 -
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Quil Evrything wrote:Slag Emberforge wrote: Get your panties out of a knot, violent games do not cause violent children,.
Yes, actually , they do. That is to say, realisticly violent games. Not the only cause of violence in people, but they certainly increase it, no doubt about it. its pretty much an accepted psycological fact, just like watching violent movies increases violent behaviour in children. (and adults to a lesser degree as well) Multiple studies have been done to prove this. You're just suffering from "WELL I TURNED OUT FINE!!!1111" syndrome.
Well if you are going to claim that extensive scientific studies have been done to definitely affirm this notion, please provide your peer reviewed articles and collect your prize.
Well of course I find myself in that category, I am not a behavioral psychologist or someone who studies behavior science so unfortunately I am only equipped with the evidence I have which unfortunately is anecdotal. |
dustwaffle
The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine
612
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Posted - 2013.10.25 04:00:00 -
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Quil Evrything wrote:Slag Emberforge wrote: Get your panties out of a knot, violent games do not cause violent children,.
Yes, actually , they do. That is to say, realisticly violent games. Not the only cause of violence in people, but they certainly increase it, no doubt about it. its pretty much an accepted psycological fact, just like watching violent movies increases violent behaviour in children. (and adults to a lesser degree as well) Multiple studies have been done to prove this. You're just suffering from "WELL I TURNED OUT FINE!!!1111" syndrome. Please provide links to source materials for your claims on multiple 'studies' (and not just some random person posting rubbish on the internet).
Please also differentiate between causation and correlation.
Otherwise you're just suffering from "Bullshit out of my ass" and "OH NOES THE SKY IS FALLING" syndrome. |
hackerzilla
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
425
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Posted - 2013.10.25 04:04:00 -
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ThePrinceOfNigeria wrote:Part of me wants to say ok, cool for your kid cause video games are good for motor control. The other half wants to smack you for being part of the demographic of people who probably buy their underage kids GTA 5 and other violent games. Which in turn gives the rest of us gamers bad names when your parenting style is uncovered after the kid goes on a shooting rampage(for reasons unrelated to video games, but related to crappy parenting)
(edited for language after rage subsiding) You think the dominate reasons that kids go on murder rampages is violent games? Dingus... |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
1220
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Posted - 2013.10.25 21:15:00 -
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lrian Locust wrote:Buttercup Chipmint wrote:CCP needs to nerf this form of AFKing naaaaahow! Kinda jealous though because my son played this game for about 15 mins and said it was boring. Meh oh well I told him some day when he is 30ish CCP might have fixed it by then. I want to make accounts for my boys, but Sony needs a credit card to verify my age - and they don't accept mine. Bad luck for CCP. I can't buy Aurum. I've tried, but there's no way I can pay... PSN cards from Gamestop or Amazon |
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TechMechMeds
Swamp Marines Kleenex Inc.
929
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Posted - 2013.10.25 21:55:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol I can see the marketing head lines now "So easy to use even a two year old could do it... just watch!" *Plays clip of toddler Wiping out entire battalion of Immortal merc
Hahahaha, do you remember the dancing baby screen savers, insert mass driver on that lol |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics League of Infamy
244
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Posted - 2013.10.25 22:05:00 -
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<=== parent of a 3 and 5 year old.
Letting a 10 year old play GTA or this game = bad. Letting a 2 year old mash buttons and watch the lights flash and loud sounds come out = not parent of the year but amusing and no biggie. Apparently ozarow's kid needs to be nerfed though. |
Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis
703
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Posted - 2013.10.25 22:44:00 -
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Based on the skill level of the newberries I am led to believe that they are all, in fact, toddlers. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
9682
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Posted - 2013.10.25 22:45:00 -
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... lol? |
Dunk Mujunk
RestlessSpirits
194
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Posted - 2013.10.25 22:58:00 -
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Gonna cruise the bars for scallywags tonight.
Have children for welfare check? No thanks.
Have children for Dust welfare check? I need to find a woman to accept my seed ASAP!!!! |
Kane Fyea
DUST University Ivy League
2128
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Posted - 2013.10.25 23:07:00 -
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Master Jaraiya wrote:lrian Locust wrote:Buttercup Chipmint wrote:CCP needs to nerf this form of AFKing naaaaahow! Kinda jealous though because my son played this game for about 15 mins and said it was boring. Meh oh well I told him some day when he is 30ish CCP might have fixed it by then. I want to make accounts for my boys, but Sony needs a credit card to verify my age - and they don't accept mine. Bad luck for CCP. I can't buy Aurum. I've tried, but there's no way I can pay... PSN cards from Gamestop or Amazon I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to buy those unless you're over the age of 18. Although I doubt the rule gets enforced very much lol. |
General Erick
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
162
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Posted - 2013.10.25 23:08:00 -
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OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol DUST 514 so easy a 2 year old can do it. |
Thurak1
Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
340
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Posted - 2013.10.25 23:12:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol I can see the marketing head lines now "So easy to use even a two year old could do it... just watch!" *Plays clip of toddler Wiping out entire battalion of Immortal merc ROFL. |
Thurak1
Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
340
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Posted - 2013.10.25 23:13:00 -
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OZAROW wrote:I can't play during the day, and my 2 yr old son can't keep his hands of the controller no matter where I hide it sooooo......... I gave him a alt an let him pop shots few times a day in the mcc , keeps him happy lol he s already gotten some kills with a md lol I messaged the 4 guys he killed that it was my 2 yr old son. Got no reply lol This is an amazing idea. I should make an alt for my munchkin. |
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