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Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.10.07 22:54:00 -
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Post your favorite/funniest death!
Mine-
There was an entire squad of SVER on the enemy team in a Domination match. there was a very annoying Thale's sniper on the tallest tower. So I decided to take an Eryx to try and kill him. Of course, he jumped off, so I died and called in a Python. I refound the sniper, and started shooting at him. I got him, then started taking heavy fire. I got down to 100 armor, then headed straight for the Supply Depot at our base. I made it, but I had to get closer and start repping. Then....
BOOM
OB right on top of me, just me.
I felt so special :D |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
1650
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:01:00 -
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I was in a fw last week....
I was in my rail tank at the time, tearing everything up with psychotic and kim hehehe.... when I saw that they had a tank of their own psychotic and me were getting nailed by swarms, I darting over psychotic and ended up on top if his tank lol, the enemy tank just turned the corner and started shooting, psychotic got the front of it lol then I drive off because im low on health then all of a sudden we both get orbed and I go down.... psychotic went down to the swarms and I went down to the orb lol. |
Fire of Prometheus
DUST University
Ivy League
540
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:01:00 -
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Lol that's a pretty good one.
My fav death I had was when I was sniping on manus peak up in the mountains. It was just me all by myself sitting up in the mountain. I was popping off headshots with my charge sniper (I only had about 4-5 Thales at the time) and then came that all familiar sound....whooom
Then boom boom boom boom of the orbital falling.
I lost about 120k isk from that death....but got some hilarious hate mail that whent something to the tune of "all snipers are (insert name of type of cat starting with p) and have no place in a game like this!!!!"
I simply replied: "sucks to suck" |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
169
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:05:00 -
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Somebody in an assault dropship got tired of me harassing him with my swarm launcher, so he dropped the goddamn thing on me, right in the middle of the street! I never even saw it coming, it just dropped out of the sky like a rock straight down on top of me. On the screen it looked like he squashed me like a pancake, the ship was sitting there on the ground where I previously stood.
Can't say I ever saw anyone else who wasn't on a tower get road killed by a derpship. |
Fire of Prometheus
DUST University
Ivy League
540
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:07:00 -
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John Demonsbane wrote:Somebody in an assault dropship got tired of me harassing him with my swarm launcher, so he dropped the goddamn thing on me, right in the middle of the street! I never even saw it coming, it just dropped out of the sky like a rock straight down on top of me. On the screen it looked like he squashed me like a pancake, the ship was sitting there on the ground where I previously stood.
Can't say I ever saw anyone else who wasn't on a tower get road killed by a derpship.
I've played whacka mole with my incubus a few times....it's fun until the mole decides to whack you back  |
8213
Grade No.2
337
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:10:00 -
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I had a 0-5 start in a Skirmish match. I spawned back in, ready to smash my controller through my monitor if I died one more time... friendly dropships drops an HAV on me; kills me... I was dumfounded for the next 5 minutes in my life. I questioned my existence a little, lol. |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
139
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:15:00 -
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Being in a 240k isk limbus on my alt, when a prox mine blows me up out of my seat. The lav was just fine, but i died, respawned and nabbed my limbus only to have an AV nade blow me up. |
Ghost Kaisar
Pradox One
433
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:23:00 -
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Okay, this isn't my death. This is my friends.
>Jumping into a conquest map.
>I spawn in before him, jump down from MCC, and decide to call in a jeep.
>Wait a bit for the LAV
>Friend spawns in, jumps out of MCC
>RDV comes in.
>Right below my buddy.
>Hear sickening crunch, followed by a loud WTF
>We laugh as we realize my RDV killed him.
>RIP Kaminokari. |
Rudy Vandersario
Famous Wolf
86
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:31:00 -
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Nobody died, but I'll always remember the time a scout tried to leap over my head but got stuck in a (my) face to (his) crotch situation. I stood still, pretty confused but laughing, as his legs pumped furiously against my chest; and yes it would have looked as gay as it sounds.
It wasn't consensual on my part but it always gives me a laugh to remember, it was pretty ******* ridiculous. |
Goro Scornshard
DUST University
Ivy League
6
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Posted - 2013.10.07 23:43:00 -
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This was probably a sort of glitch.
Once, as an LAV was driving at me (pre 1.4), I lobbed an AV grenade at it then tried to jump aside already knowing that it likely wouldn't work then the combo of impact and LAV explosion launched my dead self into the upper nights. |
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8213
Grade No.2
339
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Posted - 2013.10.08 00:20:00 -
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Another one I was reminded of. I ran right in into an MD blast and my guy launched into the air 500m and out past the redline past the mountains. I was taking so long to hit the ground that I actually died from being counted out of the map. I was just lofting, wondering if I was ever going to land. It was like floating in outer space, lol. So, thank God the MD got nerfed, lol. |
Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers
325
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Posted - 2013.10.08 00:25:00 -
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I was about 100 m outside of the CPU on a Skim Junction map successfully infuriating every enemy that spawned by killing them. They couldn't even get past the opening before I shot them dead. It lasted for about 4 minutes, as I was sitting on a couple of hives. I was the only one out there giving them hell. Many tried to push on me, all failed. Then, I hear it...the impending sound and pretty lights of an OB. Dead in an instant. Here is the kicker...
...literally 2 seconds later, the match ends.
Also, my bro called in an LAV but the RDV would not drop it. We tried shooting at it, yelling obscenities at the pilot. The SECOND I go under it, it drops down and kills me. Good times! |
Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
475
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Posted - 2013.10.08 00:25:00 -
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8213 wrote:Another one I was reminded of. I ran right in into an MD blast and my guy launched into the air 500m and out past the redline past the mountains. I was taking so long to hit the ground that I actually died from being counted out of the map. I was just lofting, wondering if I was ever going to land. It was like floating in outer space, lol. So, thank God the MD got nerfed, lol.
Lol! This exact same thing happened to me once! I thought people in EVE would be able to see me.... |
Samuel Zelik
D.A.R.K Academy
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
51
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Posted - 2013.10.08 00:30:00 -
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These two are my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--z3UBiz_us .
I apologize for the bad quality; I'm getting an actual recording device soon. |
Everything Dies
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
137
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Posted - 2013.10.08 00:47:00 -
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That time when I jumped out of the MCC...
...and fell straight into one of the bottomless pits that CCP was so nice to leave directly underneath the ship.
Or, the time I was rolling along in my militia tank with a rail turret and an enemy came at me in an LAV with someone manning the turret. Shot after shot went right by them as my HP dropped while I tried to retreat. Next thing I know, my tank is on its side at about a 45 degree angle and the enemy is closing in for the kill. I line up one last shot to save myself and BAM! I'm dead...but so is the enemy LAV, driver and gunner. I somehow shot my own tank (kill feed called it a suicide) while destroying them at the same time. |
LeGoose
SAM-MIK
33
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Posted - 2013.10.08 01:30:00 -
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My favorite death came on Manus peak about 2 months ago. I was at C and the objective had the wall surrounding it with the little perch above the objective itself. I was having a jolly ole time shotgunning people in the face near the entrance facing B. As I killed the last of the redberries I look towards B only to see an LAV launching off a small ramp and flying straight into my face. |
Forlorn Destrier
Bullet Cluster
1941
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Posted - 2013.10.08 01:37:00 -
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8213 wrote:Another one I was reminded of. I ran right in into an MD blast and my guy launched into the air 500m and out past the redline past the mountains. I was taking so long to hit the ground that I actually died from being counted out of the map. I was just lofting, wondering if I was ever going to land. It was like floating in outer space, lol. So, thank God the MD got nerfed, lol.
This is a glitch, and not related to the weapons. I did this with an AR vs a guy before. He didn't die when I shot him - he died via "suicide". |
AAGMUNDR
Reliable Overwatch Inc.
227
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Posted - 2013.10.08 01:41:00 -
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When I jump out of the MCC I like to hit the inertial dampener at the very last second. I do it for the extra cool points you see...
So I slip into my 180k isk scout suit and jump out. I fall for a bit and gain momentum. Halfway to the ground I'm at terminal velocity and relishing in the danger of it all with the wind rushing past my fast and the ground awaiting my awesome daring landing. Then an RDV materializes out if nowhere right in front of my face and I smash into it dying instantly. "Haha!" I say.
I slip on another expensive tissue paper onesie and prepare for another tempt of fate. Only to meet the exact same fate.
I don't spawn in the MCC anymore...  |
Al Lopestes
PlayStation Home Comminity Group
58
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Posted - 2013.10.08 01:46:00 -
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My favortive is many but i may pick one of my favortive
When requesting LAV (Car i think) it came in 15 second when it also show the spotlight and the icon (keep in mind that was during Uprising 1.4) i went in the icon it doesn't want to drop so i back off. so when it about to drop the LAV i went there early and guess what
the LAV squash me by accident. damn it pilots |
Arirana
Ancient Exiles
152
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Posted - 2013.10.08 01:56:00 -
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I got melee glitched by thelegend |
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DeadlyAztec11
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
2192
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:05:00 -
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I am trying to learn how to pilot dropships in the Oceana server.
I'm just minding my own business in the back of the map. I constantly have to get out of the Gorgon to repair it. So I refuse to give a blueberry a ride on my dropship because I know he will steal it. He calls in his own and the RDV kills me...
Crushing not only my ship but my dreams of flying  |
Skipper Jones
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:33:00 -
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I have so many funny kills/deaths that I can't even explain them all.
Let's just say, 87% of them involve vehicles  |
BobThe 844-1 CakeMan
Murder Cakes Of Doom
448
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:36:00 -
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when i landed on an enemy tank from a tower with my tank causing him to die while i lived. happened a long time ago. \o/ so funny. :D |
Skipper Jones
KNIGHTZ OF THE ROUND
Public Disorder.
846
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:39:00 -
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When I blew up a Dropship with remote explosives
When I landed on someone when my tank fell of the tower
When I killed a Falchion with a Scrambler Rifle
When I shot a guy out of his flying lav and his ragdoll body fell upside down in the driver seat.
When GruntXX kamikazied my dropship when I was trying to recall it
When I ran over Rami's dropship in my tank while he was calling an orbital
So many funny things you can do with vehicles |
Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
480
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:42:00 -
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Skipper Jones wrote:When I killed a Falchion with a Scrambler Rifle
Please, tell me how you did this.
PLEASE! |
BobThe 844-1 CakeMan
Murder Cakes Of Doom
451
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:43:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:Skipper Jones wrote:When I killed a Falchion with a Scrambler Rifle Please, tell me how you did this. PLEASE!
headshot |
Patrick57
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
480
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:44:00 -
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BobThe 844-1 CakeMan wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Skipper Jones wrote:When I killed a Falchion with a Scrambler Rifle Please, tell me how you did this. PLEASE! headshot
LMAO
I almost died laughing.
You must be tired. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
9277
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:46:00 -
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Slammed full speed into a heavy and died from impact. |
BobThe 844-1 CakeMan
Murder Cakes Of Doom
451
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:46:00 -
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Patrick57 wrote:BobThe 844-1 CakeMan wrote:Patrick57 wrote:Skipper Jones wrote:When I killed a Falchion with a Scrambler Rifle Please, tell me how you did this. PLEASE! headshot LMAO I almost died laughing. You must be tired.
yes.
there's no yawning emotion for dust face thingys tht u type. or am i to tired to see it.  |
Emo Ghost
Pradox One
10
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Posted - 2013.10.08 02:50:00 -
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This happen back in beta. I spawn in just to take a few step for a RDV to crash right in front of me blowing up and killing me right in the beginning of the match |
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