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deezy dabest
Warpoint Sharx
33
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:19:00 -
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Whats the worst thing you have ever dealt with a blue dot doing, preferably that you can look back on and laugh at. |
Kasote Denzara
A Vulture
395
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:21:00 -
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Some little **** with a nanite injector was squatting over my body after I ran out to patch the team up, him purposely letting me bleed out.
Did you know that you can grab the attention of an enemy Installation, but make it aggro a team mate? 
I got the last laugh. |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers
EoN.
2857
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:21:00 -
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Yesterday I redlined the enemy team. I called a LAV and I would drive to inside their red line base. get out. Kill a red dot. Get in my Lav and drive back. I would repeat this several times since no one is allowed to hide from me.
Well on one of my trips back this blue dot gets in my LAV. instead of him getting in the turret or actually doing something, he sits in the passenger seat for 5 minutes... So I just drive into the red line and park deep in it and wait for us to both get killed. I made a worthless blue dot lose a proto suit.
Lesson : don't be a useless blue dot even if the enemy team is red lined. |
Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
1346
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:22:00 -
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Not so much a story but those moments back during chrome when everyone used to T-bag you start and about five blues would jump in.
good times |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers
EoN.
2857
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:23:00 -
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Kasote Denzara wrote:Some little **** with a nanite injector was squatting over my body after I ran out to patch the team up, him purposely letting me bleed out. Did you know that you can grab the attention of an enemy Installation, but make it aggro a team mate? I got the last laugh.
There is a glitch where logi's can be shown that they have a nanite injector when they really don't have one in their inventory.
Source :experience.
I have been running with a focused core rep tool, quantum scanner, proto uplinks or proto nanohives and people on coms let me know that they still see the needle symbol. |
BrownEye1129
Death In Xcess Corporation
77
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:24:00 -
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A blue reviving me while a red kills me x8. Fun times. The red would look at the blue and not shoot until I was revived and the blue was outta the way then bam dead. Rinse and repeat 7 more times until I was finally able to bleed out. They had some sort of gentleman's agreement. I won't shoot at you if you keep picking him up. That or having a blue dropship piolet bail mid flight without any warning. |
Timothy Reaper
WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL
432
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:24:00 -
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Blueberry gunner trying to shoot the MCC. I've lost count of how many times this has happened. Even worse are those keep trying to shoot the MCC when you turn the vehicle's turret side away from the MCC towards the enemy. |
deezy dabest
Warpoint Sharx
33
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:27:00 -
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Kasote Denzara wrote:Some little **** with a nanite injector was squatting over my body after I ran out to patch the team up, him purposely letting me bleed out. Did you know that you can grab the attention of an enemy Installation, but make it aggro a team mate? I got the last laugh.
+1
Truely made me lol
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Kasote Denzara
A Vulture
395
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:27:00 -
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General John Ripper wrote:There is a glitch where logi's can be shown that they have a nanite injector when they really don't have one in their inventory.
Source :experience.
I have been running with a focused core rep tool, quantum scanner, proto uplinks or proto nanohives and people on coms let me know that they still see the needle symbol.
Yeah, this was a guy I've seen for myself pick people up though. He definitely had an injector, he was just being a dickhead. Bloody Assaults. The sort of guy that picks people up only for them to die over and over.
He deserved much worse than the mercy of the Installation.
Added note: There's also this funny little thing that occasionally happens when I run a suit that doesn't have a nanite- team mate goes down and the game's telling me that I can pick him up. As a heavy. |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers
EoN.
2857
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:32:00 -
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Kasote Denzara wrote:General John Ripper wrote:There is a glitch where logi's can be shown that they have a nanite injector when they really don't have one in their inventory.
Source :experience.
I have been running with a focused core rep tool, quantum scanner, proto uplinks or proto nanohives and people on coms let me know that they still see the needle symbol. Yeah, this was a guy I've seen for myself pick people up though. He definitely had an injector, he was just being a dickhead. Bloody Assaults. The sort of guy that picks people up only for them to die over and over. He deserved much worse than the mercy of the Installation. Added note: There's also this funny little thing that occasionally happens when I run a suit that doesn't have a nanite- team mate goes down and the game's telling me that I can pick him up. As a heavy.
yea I get the same glitch when I am not running an injector. I didn't know heavies got it too.  |
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Omareth Nasadra
QcGOLD
112
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Posted - 2013.10.03 08:32:00 -
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1v1 against another MD user, it's close we're both low armor, a blueberry jumps out of nowhere in front of me and my shot hit him in the back , suicide me, i spawn back close, try to 1v1 a heavy and the same douchcopter step again in front of me and make me die a second time in less than 30 sec... cost me a DS3 controller  |
HYENAKILLER X
TEAM SHINOBI
275
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Posted - 2013.10.03 09:19:00 -
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Nothing beats a noob nose diving in a drop ship. Those awkward , nose down, side ways flying messes are hysterical. |
Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals
Top Men.
569
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Posted - 2013.10.03 09:28:00 -
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last night a blueberry got crushed by my corpmates LAV, as he was running the RDV was hovering just above him and dropped the LAV right on him, he died instantly. was so funny |
KGB Sleep
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
296
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Posted - 2013.10.03 09:36:00 -
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Hacking E on Ashland Skirmish while a blueberry is shooting the monitor. I move off to guard the hack and this guy is just standing there meleeing the screen. He throws a grenade at the screen and just as he turns to run away the daily downtime message stops him in his tracks and his grenade blows him out of the null cannon and into the dirt.
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Timothy Reaper
WASTELAND JUNK REMOVAL
433
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Posted - 2013.10.03 10:38:00 -
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Our team has suffered serious losses and the enemy has the objective(s), but we held it/them for most of the match. So all we have to do is sit back and let the our MCC's cannon finish the job. Instead our blue dots keep queuing up for bullet sandwiches and we lose by clone depletion.
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Cosgar
ParagonX
5610
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Posted - 2013.10.03 11:03:00 -
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Back in Chrome, I was testing out a few methana builds in preparation for the scout LAVs coming in Uprising. Did a few laps around Manus Peak with nitro and goofed around with the scanner. Couldn't fit a repper at the time so I had to get out and do it myself after taking some damage from a blaster instillation. That's when a blueberry spawned in out of nowhere and got in my ride. I guess he realized that it wasn't a BPO and was nice enough to make a quick U-Turn to give my my car back. But instead of him coming to a full stop to get out, he made a beeline towards me, switched to the passenger seat and SPLAT!! |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2554
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Posted - 2013.10.03 11:07:00 -
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I have seen everything from two blue berries sitting in my Tank, not getting out to hack the points despite me asking them to in Team chat very vocally.
I have seen players park LAV's and Tanks behind me blocking my path only to complain if I reverse through or into them. I have seen blue dots tank Rail Gun rounds meant for Madrugars at low EHP only to have them shoot at the damn thing with an AR.
I have seen them wander around aimlessly as a horde of red dots collapses onto my incoming tank, leaving me to fight them off...
Its not one thing they do. Its everything they do. Blue dots, aka non squadded, non player corp, or not well known personalities, are utter walking sacks of meat only meant to feed some red dots KDR. |
843 Epidemic
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
205
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Posted - 2013.10.03 11:20:00 -
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I threw down remotes at an objective, C I think in the city with the rings. What neither I, nor my squad-mate realised, was that there was actually already a remote there, the enemies.
He thought he would be funny and pretend to flux my remote, instead he fluxed them both and killed himself hahaha. |
Rogatien Merc
Red Star.
EoN.
1366
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Posted - 2013.10.03 12:56:00 -
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I kill an enemy at an enemy-held objective. Check for REs. There is an RE on the objective. Stop, back up, aim at RE, fire...
... just as protoberry min logi super hacker banzai's in from behind me to beat me to the hack.
Better luck next time brother. |
Rogatien Merc
Red Star.
EoN.
1367
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Posted - 2013.10.03 13:00:00 -
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Also, I finally understand what tankers mean about blueberry gunners. Just love how I'm waiting for a cooldown on a rep at 80% armor before I roll in to blow a turret... and my cycled missile gunner decides I'm taking too long. I thought tankers exaggerated that **** based on anecdotal bad blueberries. But no - it's Every. *******. Match. |
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust incorporation
210
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Posted - 2013.10.03 13:02:00 -
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MLT sniper shooting me in my face and i shotguned him (most common yes but most popular even with proto) |
LudiKure ninda
Black Phoenix Mercenaries
35
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Posted - 2013.10.03 13:07:00 -
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Dropship full of bluberys (5 guys I think) and me as a pilot trying to drop them on the objective,and recall my ship...but they dont want to leave it,.. so I crashed 4 of them with myself in the redline hahaha
multikill |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
2054
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Posted - 2013.10.03 13:44:00 -
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6 blueberries were all huddled up and sniping together so I decided to drop a car on them.
This is more of me being the blueberry, I just really hate snipers that don't do anything right off the bat of a match. |
Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
443
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Posted - 2013.10.03 13:58:00 -
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Chibi Andy wrote:last night a blueberry got crushed by my corpmates LAV, as he was running the RDV was hovering just above him and dropped the LAV right on him, he died instantly. was so funny
I think I'm that blueberry. This has happened to me more than once.
Also, unsuspectingly jumping out of an MCC onto the top of an RDV has killed me a few times.
Please call your vehicles in a bit more away from the initial spawn sites, guys.
Munch |
Krom Ganesh
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
365
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Posted - 2013.10.03 14:00:00 -
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Poonmunch wrote:
I think I'm that blueberry. This has happened to me more than once.
Also, unsuspectingly jumping out of an MCC onto the top of an RDV has killed me a few times.
Please call your vehicles in a bit more away from the initial spawn sites, guys.
Munch
But it is fun to surf on the RDV. 
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Lv2spd2
Slow And Old
7
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Posted - 2013.10.03 15:40:00 -
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Kasote Denzara wrote:Some little **** with a nanite injector was squatting over my body after I ran out to patch the team up, him purposely letting me bleed out. Did you know that you can grab the attention of an enemy Installation, but make it aggro a team mate? I got the last laugh.
Sometimes, if someone closer than you to the downed player pulls out their needle first, a corpse will be "locked" to that person, even if they then run away or get pushed back.
In these cases sometimes the game will allow you to inject them, but will not revive the downed player. Other times it simply will not allow you to inject them at all.
There are other cases I have run into lately, usually in games where I have changed suits several times, where my logi equipment gets glitched. In those cases all my logi equipment disappear except my rep tool, even in fits that do not even have a rep tool. When this happens I still get the icons telling me someone needs to be revived, but cannot switch to my injector at all, because it no longer shows up in my equipment wheel.
It is quite possible that he was standing over you frantically banging the button to inject you but could not, because of one of these glitches.
Or... maybe he was just a jerk. |
Hexen Trickster
Industrial removal service
99
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Posted - 2013.10.03 16:24:00 -
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Was the start of the game and was doing my normal thing, jumped outs the MCC and spawned a tank.
The RDV came along to drop off my tank just like normal when 2 blueberrys jumped from the MCC onto the RDV.
The RDV of course went full ****** and went up and hit the MCC crushing them between the 2 hulls |
Aisha Ctarl
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1397
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Posted - 2013.10.03 16:35:00 -
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This one happened while waiting in the warbarge.
I was waiting in the warbarge in my Amarr Logi suit as I watched a gang of blue dots approach me (all were in NPC Corps). I see that my team chat icon is blinking, so I check it to see what the blues are talking about. Lo and behold, the blues are asking me how did I customize my dropsuit to be a custom color set. These blues apparently thought that I had simply colored and assault suit to be black and yellow.
Needless to say I facepalmed quite hard after their inquiries. |
Coleman Gray
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
744
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Posted - 2013.10.03 16:41:00 -
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Oh everyday with blueberries it a "barrel of laughs" hard to pick just one story |
dazlb72
HELGHAN EXILES
72
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Posted - 2013.10.03 16:50:00 -
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I've just seen one trying to shoot a tank with an S.M.G. That just won't work |
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