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Ghost Kaisar Pradox One 371	Posted - 2013.09.30 23:32:00 - [31] - Quote Blaze Ashra wrote: Llast 326 wrote: Oh and something about seeing tanks go 120/0 so they are OP not UP This is where I say pub matches don't matter and tanks get stomped in PC in .00000000001 second. You do realize that you typed in 0.001 Nanoseconds right? Which is quite the exaggeration. Why not just say "tanks get stomped in PC in 1 second." How am I supposed to take this seriously?
Ghost Kaisar Pradox One 371	Posted - 2013.09.30 23:34:00 - [32] - Quote Crash Monster wrote: Tanks something or other... here's a tutorial on shotguns and SMGs... and see my library of homemade brony art here... Your first link keeps coming back to this page. Troll much?
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 1529	Posted - 2013.09.30 23:35:00 - [33] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: How am I supposed to take this seriously? Just how many nanoseconds does it take for CCP to calculate the ratio of forge guns to tanks and vaporize all tanks if the ratio is greater than one anyway?
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 1532	Posted - 2013.09.30 23:41:00 - [34] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Crash Monster wrote: Tanks something or other... here's a tutorial on shotguns and SMGs... and see my library of homemade brony art here... Your first link keeps coming back to this page. Troll much? I know you clicked the second link...
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 197	Posted - 2013.09.30 23:41:00 - [35] - Quote HERE IS WHERE I TYPE IN CAPS LOCK TO TRY TO APPEAR CUTE WHILE TRYING TO THREATEN YOU BECAUSE I FEEL THREATENED BY YOU THEREFORE I YELL WITHOUT PUNCTUATION OR EVEN TRYING TO HALT MY SENTANCE SO THAT I KAN MISZPEL STYUFFE AND NAWT HAVE YOU NOTICE BECAUSE IT WAS ALL TOO ANNOYING TO READ Right? Right? O>O:
Blaze Ashra Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2013.09.30 23:47:00 - [36] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Blaze Ashra wrote: Llast 326 wrote: Oh and something about seeing tanks go 120/0 so they are OP not UP This is where I say pub matches don't matter and tanks get stomped in PC in .00000000001 second. You do realize that you typed in 0.001 Nanoseconds right? Which is quite the exaggeration. Why not just say "tanks get stomped in PC in 1 second." How am I supposed to take this seriously? Yup, 10 picoseconds to be exact. Assuming the swarms/forges even let it think about hitting the ground.
Smooth Assassin Stardust incorporation 203	Posted - 2013.09.30 23:50:00 - [37] - Quote I want galante scouts to get at least 1 armor repair
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 9141	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:05:00 - [38] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Iron Wolf Saber wrote: This is where I make some sort of statement that gets perceived to be a troll post. This is where we all ask IWS why the only things getting "balanced" are Medium Frames, Assault Suits, and Grenades. (serious question btw) Provides Serious answer. (Because they're staple units. They're what mostly everything else should deflect off on, this doesn't mean they're incapable of being balanced though when the environment calls for it.)
Blaze Ashra Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 4	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:09:00 - [39] - Quote Smooth Assassin wrote: I want galante scouts to get at least 1 armor repair Tells you not to derail this thread with infantry problems.
Master Jaraiya Ultramarine Corp 1005	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:11:00 - [40] - Quote Here's where I chime in with "The way to balance Tanks is to Nerf the FG because it can OHK a Scout"

Llast 326 An Arkhos 184	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:16:00 - [41] - Quote Master Jaraiya wrote: Here's where I chime in with "The way to balance Tanks is to Nerf the FG because it can OHK a Scout" Tanks and Scouts playerz neeeds to Get G0oD
Godin Thekiller Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 1012	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:17:00 - [42] - Quote Llast 326 wrote: Master Jaraiya wrote: Here's where I chime in with "The way to balance Tanks is to Nerf the FG because it can OHK a Scout" Tanks and Scouts playerz neeeds to Get G0oD here's where I slap this guy for being a complete fool
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 1537	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:17:00 - [43] - Quote Here's where I call everyone a carried scrub.
Jason Pearson Animus Securities 2946	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:27:00 - [44] - Quote Crash Monster wrote: Here's where I call everyone a carried scrub. Here's where I tell you to pick up something else than an AR. Then I get all excited that it's the 1st of October, and something very special is happening later today. King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire Comment and like this thread about PvE, Here! Also, check out the Indirect Fire ability, Here!
Keri Starlight Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 534	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:31:00 - [45] - Quote Llast 326 wrote: Tanks and Scouts playerz neeeds to Get G0oD lol this always works even if it's obvious and friendly trolling.
Keri Starlight Psygod9 D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 534	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:38:00 - [46] - Quote Cyrius Li-Moody wrote: Something something forge guns. First word might be "Nerf". Second word might start with "F"...
Blaze Ashra Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 4	Posted - 2013.10.01 00:51:00 - [47] - Quote Jason Pearson wrote: Then I get all excited that it's the 1st of October, and something very special is happening later today. This is where I think GTA V FTW will probably not be around for a day or two.
Jason Pearson Animus Securities 2950	Posted - 2013.10.01 01:01:00 - [48] - Quote Blaze Ashra wrote: Jason Pearson wrote: Then I get all excited that it's the 1st of October, and something very special is happening later today. This is where I think GTA V FTW will probably not be around for a day or two. I wonder where he is? Ah ** it I'll do it for him.. GTA V FTW wrote:** King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire Comment and like this thread about PvE, Here! Also, check out the Indirect Fire ability, Here!
J0LLY R0G3R Unkn0wn Killers 130	Posted - 2013.10.01 01:08:00 - [49] - Quote Smooth Assassin wrote: I want galante scouts to get at least 1 armor repair Whoa whoa whoa, we all know scouts are fine as is. And a lil OP if you ask me. Tanks are what we are trying to help here. XD
Ghost Kaisar Pradox One 378	Posted - 2013.10.01 02:25:00 - [50] - Quote Iron Wolf Saber wrote: Ghost Kaisar wrote: Iron Wolf Saber wrote: This is where I make some sort of statement that gets perceived to be a troll post. This is where we all ask IWS why the only things getting "balanced" are Medium Frames, Assault Suits, and Grenades. (serious question btw) Provides Serious answer. (Because they're staple units. They're what mostly everything else should deflect off on, this doesn't mean they're incapable of being balanced though when the environment calls for it.) Thanks. I understand why you guys are focusing on them, but the leftover 25% of Dust (Scouts, Heavies, Derpships, Tanks) are getting kinda miffed that Med Frames are getting all the love. Here's to 1.6. May it save us all.

Ghost Kaisar Pradox One 378	Posted - 2013.10.01 02:27:00 - [51] - Quote I doubt anyone thought this thread would just turn into a friendly trollfest. I kinda like it though
GVGMODE WorstPlayersEver 60	Posted - 2013.10.01 02:29:00 - [52] - Quote To understand a tank you have to drive one and see your 1million ~ 2.6 million ISK tank be blown in seconds by input any AV weapon that costs atLEAST 10 times less.
Blaze Ashra Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 5	Posted - 2013.10.01 02:31:00 - [53] - Quote Rants that we still don't have a blue post on this thread.
Master Jaraiya Ultramarine Corp 1010	Posted - 2013.10.01 02:36:00 - [54] - Quote It's AR or Go Home! HTFU! Get Gud! GTFO! QFT! am I missing any? ALL HAIL AR 514!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shotty GoBang Pro Hic Immortalis 1373	Posted - 2013.10.01 03:14:00 - [55] - Quote Blaze Ashra wrote: Rants that we still don't have a blue post on this thread. Cheer up, Buttercup!
Matticus Monk Ordus Trismegistus 530	Posted - 2013.10.01 03:30:00 - [56] - Quote This is where I act like a bada$$ and decide to throw my weight around by threatening to quit the forums, delete the game and never play again since CCP hasn't fixed my damn tanks after I complained about them yesterday.
Master Jaraiya Ultramarine Corp 1026	Posted - 2013.10.01 04:35:00 - [57] - Quote Shotty GoBang wrote: Blaze Ashra wrote: Rants that we still don't have a blue post on this thread. Cheer up, Buttercup! Close enough right!
Spkr4theDead International-Fleet 929	Posted - 2013.10.01 04:48:00 - [58] - Quote Keri Starlight wrote: Blaze Ashra wrote: This is the part where I say tanks have been nerfed x times while av gets x buffs. This is the part where i rant for a bit. This i the part where I ask for a blue tag. This is the part where I support your thread. It never gets old for tankers. Sarcasm? Not at all, I want my Sagaris now I finally want to get at the controls of that beautiful machine. And the Surya too.
Spkr4theDead International-Fleet 929	Posted - 2013.10.01 04:53:00 - [59] - Quote Llast 326 wrote: Shotty GoBang wrote: Llast 326 wrote: Iron Wolf Saber wrote: This is where I make some sort of statement that gets perceived to be a troll post. Is that not a troll post itself The whole thread is a troll post Shhh Oh and something about seeing tanks go 120/0 so they are OP not UP Only 120? Pikers I've been a tank duo that blew up the MCC. Our own just because we wanted to.
Spkr4theDead International-Fleet 929	Posted - 2013.10.01 04:56:00 - [60] - Quote Jason Pearson wrote: Crash Monster wrote: Here's where I call everyone a carried scrub. Here's where I tell you to pick up something else than an AR. Then I get all excited that it's the 1st of October, and something very special is happening later today. King of the Forums // Vehicle Specialist for Hire Comment and like this thread about PvE, Here! Also, check out the Indirect Fire ability, Here! What, we're getting our PG back, and buffed Black Ops tanks?



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