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gbghg
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Posted - 2013.09.12 16:15:00 -
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Knight Soiaire wrote:I avoid all contact with blueberries. They're like zombies, waiting, planning, and then when they find the right moment they STRIKE, they hop in the gunner seat and fire as fast as there little fingers can pull the trigger! So if you see my tank, do not hop in, because you see that cliff over there? Yes, thats the only place I'll be sending you. 
But I have small turret's 5 and am. More than aware of tankers biggest complaints regarding gunners, I promise I'll behave. Pretty please? |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.09.12 17:23:00 -
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ABadMutha13 wrote:gbghg wrote:Knight Soiaire wrote:I avoid all contact with blueberries. They're like zombies, waiting, planning, and then when they find the right moment they STRIKE, they hop in the gunner seat and fire as fast as there little fingers can pull the trigger! So if you see my tank, do not hop in, because you see that cliff over there? Yes, thats the only place I'll be sending you. But I have small turret's 5 and am. More than aware of tankers biggest complaints regarding gunners, I promise I'll behave. Pretty please? Ok I will give you a shot, but if you dont behave I will pull this tank over....and...um...ask you using basic cannon movements to please exit the vehicle....while you start shooting me indicating you want something...
And when you jump out the vehicle to indicate that I should get out, I'll take that as my que to jump in the drivers seat and just go and charge into the biggest red mob on the field, and then fail to activate any modules and thus melt instantly from enemy fire. (Im role playing a blueberry here, I've had that **** happen to me and I would never do that to another vehicle player). |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.09.12 17:47:00 -
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Knight Soiaire wrote:gbghg wrote:Knight Soiaire wrote:I avoid all contact with blueberries. They're like zombies, waiting, planning, and then when they find the right moment they STRIKE, they hop in the gunner seat and fire as fast as there little fingers can pull the trigger! So if you see my tank, do not hop in, because you see that cliff over there? Yes, thats the only place I'll be sending you. But I have small turret's 5 and am. More than aware of tankers biggest complaints regarding gunners, I promise I'll behave. Pretty please? Okay.... But if you do one thing wrong, I'll drive my HAV off a cliff and NOBODY will be going to Disney Land!
Are we there yet? |
gbghg
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Posted - 2013.09.12 18:25:00 -
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pegasis prime wrote:ABadMutha13 wrote:gbghg wrote:ABadMutha13 wrote:
Ok I will give you a shot, but if you dont behave I will pull this tank over....and...um...ask you using basic cannon movements to please exit the vehicle....while you start shooting me indicating you want something...
And when you jump out the vehicle to indicate that I should get out, I'll take that as my que to jump in the drivers seat and just go and charge into the biggest red mob on the field, and then fail to activate any modules and thus melt instantly from enemy fire. (Im role playing a blueberry here, I've had that **** happen to me and I would never do that to another vehicle player). Serious got me laughing, I think every tanker has that ONE story of a blueberry doing something like this. Yip all good tankers.have 1 story like this and crap tankers have many.
Well said. |
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