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Yan Darn
DUST University Ivy League
70
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:32:00 -
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What gives you the right CCP!?
So what if improving hit detection means when I sneak up on people and empty my whole clip into the back of the head they actually die now.
So what if you've added polish for the UI, graphics and sound to help immersion which is important for attracting new players and retaining old by keeping things fresh.
So what if you showed high levels of decency in responding to and fixing matchmaking issues.
I suppose you also want a big pat of the back , tac-net changes have actually changed up the pace of battles, meaning tactics and forethought is clearly rewarded over charging at nearest red chevron. ******* Bravo.
This is all irrelevant - because you've catered to noobs/vets/eve players by removing my awesome as **** ninja slide from dampened fall! WTF CCP - did you not realise that is the only thing that makes scout worth playing - do you even play your own d****z h******m game!!1?
I know over 400 people who have quit this game so far because of this y********b!
I activate inertial dampeners when mere inches from the ground. Now what's the point if I stay in place when I fall instead of doing a neat 'hand along the ground run' like a pro that I am.
Now I might as well just activate dampeners as soon as as I leave the MCC like all the other blueberries. I guess even guys with MLT ARs can feel like pros now, though I suppose you want to make this game exactly like CoD right?
I have 4milSP and now I'm forced to play like a 2mil noob?On that note - since Higher SP gives someone the god given right to kill everyone and never die, why do people with more SP than me still exist in the game?
Good job CCP, you finally killed DUST.
I'm off to play PS2/GTA5/FFIV - and no you can't 'haz' my stuff, because there is no item trading. |

Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
1372
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:34:00 -
[2] - Quote
Hush. |

Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
8045
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:37:00 -
[3] - Quote
I don't see why calling a bug a nerf is a valid point to be steaming and venting over and it would be better expressing it as a bug that demands near immediate attention in fixing. |

Daalzebul Del'Armgo
D3LTA FORC3 Inver Brass
85
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:38:00 -
[4] - Quote
Stfu and gimme your isk. This is a stick up. Holds a stick to the back of scout. Scout falls over dead. "But, officer the stick wasn't even loaded I don't know how he died." |

GHOSTLY ANNIHILATOR
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
50
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:40:00 -
[5] - Quote
Yan Darn wrote:What gives you the right CCP!?
So what if improving hit detection means when I sneak up on people and empty my whole clip into the back of the head they actually die now.
So what if you've added polish for the UI, graphics and sound to help immersion which is important for attracting new players and retaining old by keeping things fresh.
So what if you showed high levels of decency in responding to and fixing matchmaking issues.
I suppose you also want a big pat of the back , tac-net changes have actually changed up the pace of battles, meaning tactics and forethought is clearly rewarded over charging at nearest red chevron. ******* Bravo.
This is all irrelevant - because you've catered to noobs/vets/eve players by removing my awesome as **** ninja slide from dampened fall! WTF CCP - did you not realise that is the only thing that makes scout worth playing - do you even play your own d****z h******m game!!1?
I know over 400 people who have quit this game so far because of this y********b!
I activate inertial dampeners when mere inches from the ground. Now what's the point if I stay in place when I fall instead of doing a neat 'hand along the ground run' like a pro that I am.
Now I might as well just activate dampeners as soon as as I leave the MCC like all the other blueberries. I guess even guys with MLT ARs can feel like pros now, though I suppose you want to make this game exactly like CoD right?
I have 4milSP and now I'm forced to play like a 2mil noob?On that note - since Higher SP gives someone the god given right to kill everyone and never die, why do people with more SP than me still exist in the game?
Good job CCP, you finally killed DUST.
I'm off to play PS2/GTA5/FFIV - and no you can't 'haz' my stuff, because there is no item trading.
NO1 CARES ABOUT UR ALTS THREAD GO TO SLEEP CRYING BABY :0
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Xender17
Ahrendee Mercenaries EoN.
546
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:42:00 -
[6] - Quote
What gives them the right?
Free to play unlocks them from almost all the restrictions. |

VEREINA CELESTIAL WARFARE
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:43:00 -
[7] - Quote
You and me both buddy. Gives the heavies a headstart. |

Silas Swakhammer
GamersForChrist Orion Empire
115
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:50:00 -
[8] - Quote
lol, I kinda miss that too <3
Edit: Whoa, thought more people would see the satire in the OP's post. |

Hecarim Van Hohen
Bullet Cluster
162
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:53:00 -
[9] - Quote
Yan Darn, you're a funny guy :3
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Monkey MAC
killer taxi company General Tso's Alliance
161
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Posted - 2013.09.05 07:57:00 -
[10] - Quote
I rather like damping slide too, but prehaps they should incorporate a system so the lower you activate the faster you get up?? |
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m twiggz
Pawns and Kings The Superpowers
8
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:03:00 -
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Yan Darn wrote:What gives you the right CCP!?
So what if improving hit detection means when I sneak up on people and empty my whole clip into the back of the head they actually die now.
So what if you've added polish for the UI, graphics and sound to help immersion which is important for attracting new players and retaining old by keeping things fresh.
So what if you showed high levels of decency in responding to and fixing matchmaking issues.
I suppose you also want a big pat of the back , tac-net changes have actually changed up the pace of battles, meaning tactics and forethought is clearly rewarded over charging at nearest red chevron. ******* Bravo.
This is all irrelevant - because you've catered to noobs/vets/eve players by removing my awesome as **** ninja slide from dampened fall! WTF CCP - did you not realise that is the only thing that makes scout worth playing - do you even play your own d****z h******m game!!1?
I know over 400 people who have quit this game so far because of this y********b!
I activate inertial dampeners when mere inches from the ground. Now what's the point if I stay in place when I fall instead of doing a neat 'hand along the ground run' like a pro that I am.
Now I might as well just activate dampeners as soon as as I leave the MCC like all the other blueberries. I guess even guys with MLT ARs can feel like pros now, though I suppose you want to make this game exactly like CoD right?
I have 4milSP and now I'm forced to play like a 2mil noob?On that note - since Higher SP gives someone the god given right to kill everyone and never die, why do people with more SP than me still exist in the game?
Good job CCP, you finally killed DUST.
I'm off to play PS2/GTA5/FFIV - and no you can't 'haz' my stuff, because there is no item trading.
My favorite fake rage post ever. Kudos +1. |

Rusty Shallows
Black Jackals
355
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:03:00 -
[12] - Quote
VEREINA CELESTIAL WARFARE wrote:You and me both buddy. Gives the heavies a headstart. It made deploying in a Fat Suit more bearable. At least we still have the faster RDV ques. |

Annabandak Mercery
Knights Of Ender
36
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:05:00 -
[13] - Quote
Yan Darn wrote:What gives you the right CCP!?
So what if improving hit detection means when I sneak up on people and empty my whole clip into the back of the head they actually die now.
So what if you've added polish for the UI, graphics and sound to help immersion which is important for attracting new players and retaining old by keeping things fresh.
So what if you showed high levels of decency in responding to and fixing matchmaking issues.
I suppose you also want a big pat of the back , tac-net changes have actually changed up the pace of battles, meaning tactics and forethought is clearly rewarded over charging at nearest red chevron. ******* Bravo.
This is all irrelevant - because you've catered to noobs/vets/eve players by removing my awesome as **** ninja slide from dampened fall! WTF CCP - did you not realise that is the only thing that makes scout worth playing - do you even play your own d****z h******m game!!1?
I know over 400 people who have quit this game so far because of this y********b!
I activate inertial dampeners when mere inches from the ground. Now what's the point if I stay in place when I fall instead of doing a neat 'hand along the ground run' like a pro that I am.
Now I might as well just activate dampeners as soon as as I leave the MCC like all the other blueberries. I guess even guys with MLT ARs can feel like pros now, though I suppose you want to make this game exactly like CoD right?
I have 4milSP and now I'm forced to play like a 2mil noob?On that note - since Higher SP gives someone the god given right to kill everyone and never die, why do people with more SP than me still exist in the game?
Good job CCP, you finally killed DUST.
I'm off to play PS2/GTA5/FFIV - and no you can't 'haz' my stuff, because there is no item trading.
can i haz your stuff
oh and btw , a scout is ment for scouting your corp m8 , so tey can shoot them
wanna solo? try another suit |

dustwaffle
Ill Omens
462
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:11:00 -
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LOL at all the people with reading comprehension issues.
+1 OP |

Heinz Doofenshertz
BetaMax.
483
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:25:00 -
[15] - Quote
it's their game? |

Lorhak Gannarsein
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
266
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:28:00 -
[16] - Quote
Obvious troll is obvious... Or should be. Apparently some of our members need to improve their reading comprehension.
+1, OP. |

Denak Kalamari
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
418
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:30:00 -
[17] - Quote
I was almost fooled by your ragepost, actually made me chuckle.
+1 for you OP. |

Blaze Ashra
O.U.T.E.R. S.A.N.C.T.U.M.
31
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:44:00 -
[18] - Quote
Silas Swakhammer wrote:lol, I kinda miss that too <3
Edit: Whoa, thought more people would see the satire in the OP's post.
I am hoping they are going along with it. Sometimes my faith in humanity needs to err on the side of willful obliviousness though. |

Rungun Breaks
Red Star. EoN.
14
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:50:00 -
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+1 OP i lol'd on this forum.
Very rare occurrence GJ. |

IceShifter Childhaspawn
DUST University Ivy League
244
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Posted - 2013.09.05 08:55:00 -
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Frakkin EPIC |
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DeadlyAztec11
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
2121
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Posted - 2013.09.05 09:12:00 -
[21] - Quote
They took that out too!
I'm not playing till 1.5. |
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CCP Rattati
C C P C C P Alliance
276

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Posted - 2013.09.05 11:05:00 -
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the 4 mil - 2mil comment cracked me up, because I knew the reference
+1 OP, well done |
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Mortedeamor
The Black Masquerade
204
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Posted - 2013.09.05 11:10:00 -
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just a side note ccp since you removed that sliding effect ive inertial dampened 3 times onto uneven ground and its clone died me so now inertial dampening has a chance to kill you on certain terrain..then pray do tell what is the point of inertial dampening? since apparently it cant be used to survive large jumps anymore.  |

Mortedeamor
The Black Masquerade
204
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Posted - 2013.09.05 11:13:00 -
[24] - Quote
and just fyi OP higher sp gives you more expensive gear to get insta popped like everyone's cheap gear by ****** game mechanics. nothing is top in dust everything dies and has a counter...of course it seems like some counters are better than others always..but that because ccp hasnt balanced things. |

sgtBelson
S.e.V.e.N.
59
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Posted - 2013.09.05 11:16:00 -
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Yan Darn wrote:I know over 400 people who have quit this game so far because of this y********b!
^ lol moment. Nicely done.
+1 for the reference, and +1 for the overall Pythonesque post.
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Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
1439
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Posted - 2013.09.05 11:33:00 -
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I'm telling you, this community has some pretty dense people in it if they can't detect this is satire. |

Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
972
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Posted - 2013.09.05 11:38:00 -
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I know what OP did there.  |

ResistanceGTA
Valor Tactical Operations Immortal Coalition of New-Eden
4
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Posted - 2013.09.05 11:47:00 -
[28] - Quote
How.. How did people not catch the sarcasm? I read a line and could see what you were doing.
+1 for obvious sarcasm that still gets over some people's heads. |

D legendary hero
THE WARRIORS OF LEGEND
828
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Posted - 2013.09.05 12:05:00 -
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Daalzebul Del'Armgo wrote:Stfu and gimme your isk. This is a stick up. Holds a stick to the back of scout. Scout falls over dead. "But, officer the stick wasn't even loaded I don't know how he died."
office: "thats not what she said" |

D legendary hero
THE WARRIORS OF LEGEND
831
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Posted - 2013.09.05 12:12:00 -
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Yan Darn wrote:What gives you the right CCP!?
So what if improving hit detection means when I sneak up on people and empty my whole clip into the back of the head they actually die now.
So what if you've added polish for the UI, graphics and sound to help immersion which is important for attracting new players and retaining old by keeping things fresh.
So what if you showed high levels of decency in responding to and fixing matchmaking issues.
I suppose you also want a big pat of the back , tac-net changes have actually changed up the pace of battles, meaning tactics and forethought is clearly rewarded over charging at nearest red chevron. ******* Bravo.
This is all irrelevant - because you've catered to noobs/vets/eve players by removing my awesome as **** ninja slide from dampened fall! WTF CCP - did you not realise that is the only thing that makes scout worth playing - do you even play your own d****z h******m game!!1?
I know over 400 people who have quit this game so far because of this y********b!
I activate inertial dampeners when mere inches from the ground. Now what's the point if I stay in place when I fall instead of doing a neat 'hand along the ground run' like a pro that I am.
Now I might as well just activate dampeners as soon as as I leave the MCC like all the other blueberries. I guess even guys with MLT ARs can feel like pros now, though I suppose you want to make this game exactly like CoD right?
I have 4milSP and now I'm forced to play like a 2mil noob?On that note - since Higher SP gives someone the god given right to kill everyone and never die, why do people with more SP than me still exist in the game?
Good job CCP, you finally killed DUST.
I'm off to play PS2/GTA5/FFIV - and no you can't 'haz' my stuff, because there is no item trading.
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