DUST Search - HEY BLUE BERRY LISTEN UP!!!!

Ninjanomyx wrote:

OZAROW wrote:

I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up!

Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and:

1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody!
2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you
3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper
4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one
5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones
6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points
7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times!
8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind
9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking
10. Keep six during a hack
11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move!
12. Heal ur damn team
13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s!
14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET!

I'm sure I ll ad more later

15. STAY THE F**K OUT OF MY TANK!!!!!! Evil

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OZAROW A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. 387	Posted - 2013.08.16 19:48:00 - [1] - Quote I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET! I'm sure I ll ad more later
Lt Royal Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 643	Posted - 2013.08.16 20:06:00 - [2] - Quote Get into a squad with everyone having communications;go to town and forget about the blueberries; everyone knows they are often useless. It just something youGÇÖll have to get used to. Although this sounds like its aimed at blueberries. It reads as if you are the one doing all the things wrong and getting annoyed at other people for it; 7.if were in a hail of gunfire don't go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking LOL
TEBOW BAGGINS Rebel Raiders Inc. 884	Posted - 2013.08.16 20:39:00 - [3] - Quote yea it's a tuff call to make- listen to lfs tryhards on the mic or deal with blueberry stupidity in silence.
Rusty Shallows Black Jackals 264	Posted - 2013.08.16 20:40:00 - [4] - Quote OZAROW wrote: 10. Keep six during a hack That is why I rarely hack objectives anymore when running solo.
Viktor Zokas 187. 231	Posted - 2013.08.16 20:41:00 - [5] - Quote Sorry, I can't hear you over my afk'ing skills.
Gorra Snell Guardian Solutions DARKSTAR ARMY 81	Posted - 2013.08.16 20:42:00 - [6] - Quote +1 for calling people muppets.
Ninjanomyx Imperfects Negative-Feedback 202	Posted - 2013.08.16 20:43:00 - [7] - Quote OZAROW wrote: I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET! I'm sure I ll ad more later 15. STAY THE F**K OUT OF MY TANK!!!!!!
Coleman Gray GunFall Mobilization Covert Intervention 437	Posted - 2013.08.16 20:46:00 - [8] - Quote Alot of the problems you listed seem to be issues with spacial awareness, which most FPS games don't teach
Spycrab Potato Hold-Your-Fire 227	Posted - 2013.08.16 21:02:00 - [9] - Quote You guys don't realize that to them, you're the blueberry.
Dr Allopathy Raging Pack of Homosapiens 341	Posted - 2013.08.16 21:04:00 - [10] - Quote lol

Sgt Buttscratch G I A N T EoN. 616	Posted - 2013.08.16 21:59:00 - [11] - Quote Most new players won't read this list, most players judge a game first then decide to become part of the community(this fkn place) Right now theres no hope for them, match making is beyond bad, they loose hope fast and stop caring fast. When I join a match now, I either stay because we have some kinda structure, or leave because I have no want to attempt to hold the weight of the other 10-15 guys in the team against the tryhard team, consisting of 2 full proto MD squads that refuse to show up in anything other than their sunday best.
SOGZ PANDA The Southern Legion 13	Posted - 2013.08.16 22:37:00 - [12] - Quote Ok I'll admit if I'm soloing and I'm in a tank ill blow up everything on the red side inc supply depot Please don't hate me too much :( I've been known to make many a people upset over it lol Supply depot = dead tank
True Adamance PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 1308	Posted - 2013.08.16 23:09:00 - [13] - Quote * Blue dots sees clear objective.... runs past and waits for red dots* This is where I almost throw my controller across the room.....
Michael Arck sephiroth clones D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 539	Posted - 2013.08.16 23:23:00 - [14] - Quote LOL! OP reads like a volatile volcanic eruption. But seriously though, stop blowing up objectives. It's annoying. And when tanks come out, can we all get together and pull out the swarmys for a warm welcome? If we got 4 or 5 guys firing swarm launchers at it, it's going to go down rather quickly.
Ren Ratner Infinite Raiders 58	Posted - 2013.08.16 23:25:00 - [15] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: yea it's a tuff call to make- listen to lfs tryhards on the mic or deal with blueberry stupidity in silence. When did skilled players using comms become something people are prejudiced toward? If you don't want to lose 50% of your games, you need to put a squad together so that you have reliable teammates rather than pure luck determining the overall effectiveness of your team. If you don't like comms, make some contacts who don't talk so much. You're still going to lose to those annoying "tryhards" you seem to dislike so much, but at least you'll have a squad that at least seems like they might have some reason to enjoy playing shooters.
Rage Racer DUST University Ivy League 5	Posted - 2013.08.16 23:36:00 - [16] - Quote OZAROW wrote: I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET Do you really think any of those blueberries even read the forums?
Medical Crash Vacuum Cleaner. LLC RUST415 85	Posted - 2013.08.16 23:43:00 - [17] - Quote Oh yeah, OPs complaining is REALLY going to grab the newer players attention...NOT.hahahha
broonfondle majikthies P.O.N.A.G.S. D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 159	Posted - 2013.08.17 00:01:00 - [18] - Quote 15. Stop running in front of someone else's line of fire. Strange as it may seem they might actually be shooting someone -_-
Hellkeizer The Avutora Complex 16	Posted - 2013.08.17 00:12:00 - [19] - Quote For the 1st one you forgot to add shooting it with infantry weapons, that's how I find out they're new players-_-
HYENAKILLER X TEAM SHINOBI 176	Posted - 2013.08.17 00:55:00 - [20] - Quote OZAROW wrote: I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET! I'm sure I ll ad more later This. Lol@newsupplydepot

Midas Fool Guardian Solutions DARKSTAR ARMY 155	Posted - 2013.08.17 01:21:00 - [21] - Quote OZAROW wrote: 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 2. But then I get a clown car where blues are jumping in and out, and as soon as I park to hack my Saga flies away... 3. I'm trying to get you into the city. Or did you want to run there? Just trying to help Oh and 16. If you are in a vehicle turret....DON'T AGGRO THE BIG RED ONES unless instructed to. Same goes for enemy vehicles.
Baal Roo Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 2299	Posted - 2013.08.17 01:30:00 - [22] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: yea it's a tuff call to make- listen to lfs tryhards on the mic or deal with blueberry stupidity in silence. well that's one hell of a false dichotomy. How about; don't do either of those things. Play with cool people who have the same level of interest as you. OZAROW wrote: I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET! I'm sure I ll ad more later If you're on the side that doesn't have any pre-made squads, YOU are a "blueberry." Instead of complaining about things you can't control (ie: other people), how about you stop adding to the problem and get in a damn squad with your alliance mates?
Lightning Bolt2 DUST University Ivy League 107	Posted - 2013.08.17 02:24:00 - [23] - Quote Ninjanomyx wrote: OZAROW wrote: I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET! I'm sure I ll ad more later 15. STAY THE F**K OUT OF MY TANK!!!!!! 16. Don't follow the scout flanking the enemy shooting in the air at the baddies ruining the scouts "surprise"
Decasor The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 54	Posted - 2013.08.17 02:40:00 - [24] - Quote A/ If you see a sniper guarding an objective from some location close to the enemies redzone, but clearly not noticed, DON'T go and stand next to him, on the highest bit of ground possible and fire rapid shots at some random enemy with your militia sniper rifle, while wearing your assault suit, thus drawing everyone's attention to where to go. B/ Also don't park your Tank next to a sniper (probably blocking his view also) and casually fire off railgun rounds at every red in sight, so they OB your stupid ass. C/ Don't run up next to an entrenched sniper and think it would be a great location, drop your nice, big, shiny nanohive and start doing A (bonus points for extra stupidity here though). In fact just keep the hell away from me completely if i'm in a scout suit, even with a shotgun. You are a liability.
Tallen Ellecon KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 534	Posted - 2013.08.17 02:46:00 - [25] - Quote You forgot "Don't spawn in when the clone count is 1"
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 29	Posted - 2013.08.17 03:07:00 - [26] - Quote OZAROW wrote: I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET! I'm sure I ll ad more later Oh I got one... Don't post "Anti Blueberry" rhetoric when you are a "blueberry". In case you didn't know it means "Everyone on your team squaded or not."... Which includes you... It's like those people who say "Humans are stupid." Who have suddenly and magically forgotten that they are humans too.
Poonmunch DUST University Ivy League 194	Posted - 2013.08.17 03:43:00 - [27] - Quote Just remember that you are someone else's blueberry. Munch
ladwar Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn 1146	Posted - 2013.08.17 03:52:00 - [28] - Quote OZAROW wrote: I'm sick of this friggen horrible match making so listen up! Teams are stacked an I'm stuck with all you morons so do us all a favor and: 1.Stop shooting the mcc with turrets an ur stupid tanks! Your not gonna hurt it so go kill somebody! 2. When you call in a car bring some friggen people with you 3. When you call in a car don't drag your friggen teammate across the map by the bumper 4. Your first suit of the match should have a friggen militia uplink on it till you skill into one 5. There should never be 20 red uplinks on the map an my blue ones 6. When we're friggen close to being in a match don't go blow up the brand new supply depot for points 7.if were in a hail of gunfire dont go use ur stupid militia needle to pick the same guy up five times! 8. When we're holding down a area friggin look behind you for people flanking so the whole team isn't standing in a friggen line getting killed from behind 9. Stop shooting a teammate in the head so you can steal the turret or the lav he's hacking 10. Keep six during a hack 11. In tight areas like stair cases , move out of the friggen way when a guys running from a pack of reds trying to escape friggen move! 12. Heal ur damn team 13. Have a friggen av grenade suit an use your free anti armor or militia forge to blow up some friggen vehicle s! 14. AIM AT THE RED GUY, MUPPET! I'm sure I ll ad more later 1. hey im getting the the attention of the MCC pilot so he stops shooting our MCC 2. no you want to GTA it from me because your broke, there is no chop shop in DUST 3. hey its not my fault your just standing there begging for it 4. nanohive for LIVE bro, darn logis never drop one for me way out there on my preach 5. your problem bro, im rocking out in the MCC 6. hey you don't get points from them so IDC points for me 7. im using you as a meat shield, stop dieing already! 8. that's your job im busy punching you for ammo 9. hey i called it first before you even seen it 10. WTF is a hack? 11. bro you are facing the wrong way meat shield 12. give me ammo! 13. you mean my AR can't kill tanks... i'll prove you wrong! 14. the MCC is red so there must be someone in there im hurting. I'm sure i'll need more ammo then you.
RINON114 B.S.A.A. General Tso's Alliance 457	Posted - 2013.08.17 04:58:00 - [29] - Quote Ren Ratner wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: yea it's a tuff call to make- listen to lfs tryhards on the mic or deal with blueberry stupidity in silence. When did skilled players using comms become something people are prejudiced toward? If you don't want to lose 50% of your games, you need to put a squad together so that you have reliable teammates rather than pure luck determining the overall effectiveness of your team. If you don't like comms, make some contacts who don't talk so much. You're still going to lose to those annoying "tryhards" you seem to dislike so much, but at least you'll have a squad that at least seems like they might have some reason to enjoy playing shooters. I think by GÇ£tryhardsGÇ¥ he is talking of the kind of person I encountered just a few days past. After a lot of fumbling and crackling some guys comes on team comms and starts saying GÇ£so guys are we gonna actually ******* play or are you gonna sit here and jack dicks all day?GÇ¥ After saying it for about the eighth time I was almost tempted to AFK in the MCC to ensure his defeat, but alas I felt like winning, so I provided them good sniper cover while they minced around the map in full proto gear, getting pissed at everyone else for not doing as well as them.
Blake Kingston Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 49	Posted - 2013.08.17 06:09:00 - [30] - Quote Ninjanomyx wrote: 15. STAY THE F**K OUT OF MY TANK!!!!!! Why? Do you mean take over driving it? I'm not gunna stay out of the gunner positions unless you get out - then I will get out and you can recall it (you gotta get out to recall anyway, and gotta drive to a safe spot to do so)



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