Not so stealth brag topic. Also, I'm a ****, why do so many people like me? I'm actually being serious right now, I destroy arguments, I occasionally happy-slap logic so hard that people see my line of thought as normal, I'm an armor-tanked heavy and a shield tanker, which pushes me to double bitching duties. I should not be this well liked, what the hell is wrong with these forums!?

Yeah I'm an absolute prick... never figured i'd get over 1000.... so lesson for us is.... apparently people here like dicks......oh wait...

I like potatos

I like potatos

I like potatos

When did I say I get destroyed by swarms, or have 10M sp? it takes two proto ones, working in concert to make me back off the field while returning fire. its the forges fluxes and AV grenades that give me issues.

AV grenades need a nerf. period. They are hands down the heaviest damaging anti vehicle weapon of all of the AV currently in the game. tell me, what in the game can do 10500 damage in 4 seconds(accounting for time in air) and that's before armor bonus/shield nerf to damages

rails can get up to 4 shots in 5 seconds for <10000 damage, if they all register, and don't lag at all. more shots over a longer time, for less damage

forges? take out the militia. replace it with a militia HMG. maybe take the breach damage down to less than a heavy railgun turret. It's just mind boggling that my gun, which is bigger than your entire body, does less damage than something in infantry hands.

and fluxes, why do infantry need a grenade that strips 3-5x the amount of shielding on ANY suit, that cuts right through shield resist on a tank?

The logi also has one of the hardest jobs on the field. neutered weaponry, a yellow tint that just screams "shoot here!" and trying to heal dumbasses who seem to think the rep tool carries the plague and that nanohives are the devil. And they have to spend the most money of any suit to do their job properly(screw assaultlogis, they can DIAF.)

Another negative to tanks: your team is actually detrimental to your investment with a tank. I cannot tell you the tanks I've lost because some dumbass blue was sitting in the front gun, and refused to stop shooting the MCC, giving away my position. seriously CCP, implement a lock, tie it to the sprint button or something. I don't care if it even locks out my squad, it would be unfortunate, but they don't generally want in on my fancy coffin anyways. literally anything to keep these blues off my tank so I can recall it when it is a liability instead of a strength.

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Not so stealth brag topic. Also, I'm a ****, why do so many people like me? I'm actually being serious right now, I destroy arguments, I occasionally happy-slap logic so hard that people see my line of thought as normal, I'm an armor-tanked heavy and a shield tanker, which pushes me to double bitching duties. I should not be this well liked, what the hell is wrong with these forums!?

I don't leave the redline against any competent team, because as soon as I do at least 2 invisible swarm guys will shoot at me and kill my tank in 3 volleys.

No one likes you.

And you were adopted.

i try to be as least dickish as possible. i almost have a 1,000

No one likes eon.

and you were grown in a tube.

your move.

GOML.

Okay, what does that mean? I've been seeing it more and more, and I got not one damn clue.