Grunt Translation: "HEY! You! Yeah YOU! You non-EoN. whiny carebear ISK farmer-wannabe second rate, unorganized, ill-led hole in the sand finger-pointing forum-trolling tryhard loser BITCHES... bow down or step the **** up. Come do something about it."

er. Yeah. That's why I'm not in a leadership position...

[By which I mean to say: Respectfully... someone start a war already.]

Like poking a dead bear

So I rarely post on these forums for different reasons but I do frequent the war room and read all the drama. Lately ive been amazed at the amount of crying over EoN. alliance and the way we do things. As a founding EoN. corp I hope that I can give you some insight into the complicated inner working of this amazing group of gamers. Originally we had formed EoN. before the game even came out and had no indication if we would be good or not. During the early phases of the beta we were called everything from non-factors to irrelevant to not even decent lol. That's ok tho we just kept practicing, organizing and waiting. During chromosome when most of you corps were chest beating on the forums or praising pink fluffie bunnies and the imperfects as the early winner of PC we were scriming each other in secret on a regular basis. You say we blue up because we are scared to fight each other well ive battled Synergy more than most of the corps in PC, and most of us have faced each other at one time or another. You say we cant win without teamplayers and Synergy holding our hands well I guarantee you we would continue to function and win if any one corp left unlike some alliances...

The fundamental difference between EoN. and other alliances of the same skill level is the ability the bounce back from a loss. So half of Hellstorm leaves and League of Infamy implodes as a alliance in a matter of days. Then again EoN. was built to fight alliances like CRONOS. NF and Loi and maybe we trained to hard and took things to serious or MAYBE you guys just have weak organizations filled with egotistical players who are afraid to lose. You guys use ringers then cry about ringers, you guys use explosive spam then cry about explosive spam, you guys stack timers then cry about not fighting the corp you tried to stack.. You cry for mercy when you showed none to the corps you destroyed (ROFL) and would not of showed us mercy given the chance.

Honestly you guys should be thanking CUBS and Mavado for the amount of effort there doing to help indie corps and keep PC alive there sincerely nice guys and the only thing saving you from annihilation because frankly a lot of corps in EoN. are getting real sick of the trash talk and are ready to see Molden Heath burn once and for all! If you guys were smart you would all form a super alliance of every corp in PC call it the anti eon movement and lets really have a war because right now the only worthy opponent ive ever faced in PC is CRONOS. and those guys are ten times harder than any smack talking carebear corp in Loi... 6 days come on we didn't even unleash the full force of EoN was just basically 3 corps attacking. We put a little pressure on you and you guys self destructed like the house on poltergeist lol. You could of kept fighting... launching counter attacks hitting weaker eon corps etc but instead you turned on each other like a bunch of jakals pointed the finger and cried that EoN. was overpowered and breaking the game. At the end of the day 90% of the corps in PC don't have the competitive mentality to succeed and are probably better off pubstomping or playing other games and that's not our fault.


The truth hurts.

Some of us have actually advocated the sociopath route (i.e. burn it all to the ground, 'flip the board' so to speak).

Leadership is not taking that route...

... so you're kind of in a bad spot with that argument.

"Tiwsted you still here? telling EoN that they're evil would be like trying to use morals with a sociopath."

i've retreated to the shadows, im tired. You're on your own.

Don't let them eat you

"Little guys" is getting thrown around a lot. What about all the dudes with 20mil SP and lots of experience/skill sitting in other alliances doing ... ****.

Grow? Come and take it.

Also... Mav runs the alliance. He's not playing farmville... he's keeping everything running rather well and if you think SyN specifically wants to farmville... attack them.

The sad sad consequence of this game is that winning means you gain districts. Wat u want dude?

Ooops.