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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
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Posted - 2013.07.30 14:01:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Stabbing with a spoon seriously hurts when enough force is applied, however the problem with most spoons the neck does not support the sheer force required to not only penetrate skin but survive being maneuvered once impaled for that maximum stopping power sought in a short order manner needed to open up for follow up if needed. That you are more likely to lose the head of the spoon inside the soft target. In general you're more likely to stab yourself with a spoon stabbing with a spoon. Out of most utensils to use that isn't all that sharp to use for maximum pain would be the butter knife. Get it between the ribs and pry to earn the prize of a most wondrous gargle of pain but as with most utensils you're only going to likely get one use out of it in short order.
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See, this is why you use a plastic spork.
You jam it into the jugular, dig it in so the entire head is inside and then break it off at the base of the handle.
Flick the broken tab at your leisure and voila, instant blood bidai.
The More You Know.....
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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
799
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Posted - 2013.07.30 14:07:00 -
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John Demonsbane wrote:Alaika Arbosa wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Stabbing with a spoon seriously hurts when enough force is applied, however the problem with most spoons the neck does not support the sheer force required to not only penetrate skin but survive being maneuvered once impaled for that maximum stopping power sought in a short order manner needed to open up for follow up if needed. That you are more likely to lose the head of the spoon inside the soft target. In general you're more likely to stab yourself with a spoon stabbing with a spoon. Out of most utensils to use that isn't all that sharp to use for maximum pain would be the butter knife. Get it between the ribs and pry to earn the prize of a most wondrous gargle of pain but as with most utensils you're only going to likely get one use out of it in short order.
<^-^> See, this is why you use a plastic spork. You jam it into the jugular, dig it in so the entire head is inside and then break it off at the base of the handle. Flick the broken tab at your leisure and voila, instant blood bidai. The More You Know..... The jugular is a vein, not likely to cause the spray of blood you are looking for. Try an artery. (Now you know)
Jugular comes down off the brain, carotid comes up from the heart, though I guess if you flipped the spork upside down from how I was viewing it, it would work.
Only problem then however is fitting them from the neck down in the wall or the tank of the toilet. |
Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
799
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Posted - 2013.07.30 14:16:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Me?
I was just hypothesizing the many possibilities of being stuck in a prison camp in north korea, I was stationed 10 miles from the DMZ once on guard duty. Boring and cold out there, which is a good thing. Exciting things suck the most.
I was just reliving a conversation that happened for me many years ago.
Interesting things get discussed while under the influence of LSD and playing a Toreador Antitribu. |
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