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Brolaire of Asstoria
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
64
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Posted - 2013.07.27 14:07:00 -
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So I've seen this phrase fired off in here once or twice in the last while and I'm wondering
how many of us actually have beards?
I'm going to assume we all have necks for this.... |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
696
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:17:00 -
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I tried to remove mine 3 days ago.. it has come back with a vengeance |
Serimos Haeraven
Deep Space Republic
Top Men.
300
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:18:00 -
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I have one as well, although i keep it off the neck :P |
Cosgar
ParagonX
3255
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:22:00 -
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I always keep a chin strap or goatee. |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
696
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:24:00 -
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Cosgar wrote:I always keep a chin strap or goatee.
that used to be me, then the forest took over lol |
Maikyl Metsar
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
46
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:32:00 -
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Moustache and goatee |
Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
759
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:36:00 -
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Goatee (that is sadly going greyer than it should for someone of my age.....) |
Midas Fool
BetaMax Beta
CRONOS.
65
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:39:00 -
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I only have hair on my neck.
It's kind of like a statement about society. |
Cosgar
ParagonX
3255
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:48:00 -
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Knightshade Belladonna wrote:Cosgar wrote:I always keep a chin strap or goatee. that used to be me, then the forest took over lol
My facial hair grows back way too fast, I have to shave every day to maintain it. If I don't almost my entire face is covered with hair from my cheekbones to my neckline. I lucked out and got the wolfman gene from my grandfather. |
Medic 1879
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
745
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:53:00 -
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I have to shave everyday, sadly I cant grow a beard even if I didn't though I have random bald spots on my right cheek and chin so it grows very one sided lol. |
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General John Ripper
The Generals
EoN.
1945
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Posted - 2013.07.27 15:56:00 -
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My beard is so sexy. |
NIGGSWORM
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
23
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:25:00 -
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Brolaire of Asstoria wrote:So I've seen this phrase fired off in here once or twice in the last while and I'm wondering
how many of us actually have beards?
I'm going to assume we all have necks for this....
i never grew a beard :( |
steadyhand amarr
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
980
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:27:00 -
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I normall shave once a week so I'm normall sporting a nice stuble :-) |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
698
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:28:00 -
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Cosgar wrote:Knightshade Belladonna wrote:Cosgar wrote:I always keep a chin strap or goatee. that used to be me, then the forest took over lol My facial hair grows back way too fast, I have to shave every day to maintain it. If I don't almost my entire face is covered with hair from my cheekbones to my neckline. I lucked out and got the wolfman gene from my grandfather.
wolfman genes ftw! If we have a catastrophic climate change and everything freezes.. we will be the last to die lol
If only the ladies liked it more like they did in the 70's and 80's... what am I saying, I'm forever doomed to the same one, thankfully she at least likes it hah |
Cosgar
ParagonX
3260
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:32:00 -
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Knightshade Belladonna wrote:Cosgar wrote:Knightshade Belladonna wrote:Cosgar wrote:I always keep a chin strap or goatee. that used to be me, then the forest took over lol My facial hair grows back way too fast, I have to shave every day to maintain it. If I don't almost my entire face is covered with hair from my cheekbones to my neckline. I lucked out and got the wolfman gene from my grandfather. wolfman genes ftw! If we have a catastrophic climate change and everything freezes.. we will be the last to die lol If only the ladies liked it more like they did in the 70's and 80's... what am I saying, I'm forever doomed to the same one, thankfully she at least likes it hah
BF hates it and wants me to shave it all off. At the same time he must be part elf or something with no facial hair whatsoever. Some people are lucky like that. |
Sotapopthegrey gay
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
128
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:33:00 -
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Grows one every week then have i have to shave it for work. |
Green Living
0uter.Heaven
EoN.
696
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:36:00 -
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steadyhand amarr wrote:I normall shave once a week so I'm normall sporting a nice stuble :-)
That's how I do as well. |
Brolaire of Asstoria
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
64
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:41:00 -
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Mine is patchy at best with 2 odd triangles on either side of my chin which refuse
to grow any hair whatsoever....
I try to stay clean shaven to avoid the questions.. |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
698
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:44:00 -
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Cosgar wrote:Knightshade Belladonna wrote:Cosgar wrote:Knightshade Belladonna wrote:Cosgar wrote:I always keep a chin strap or goatee. that used to be me, then the forest took over lol My facial hair grows back way too fast, I have to shave every day to maintain it. If I don't almost my entire face is covered with hair from my cheekbones to my neckline. I lucked out and got the wolfman gene from my grandfather. wolfman genes ftw! If we have a catastrophic climate change and everything freezes.. we will be the last to die lol If only the ladies liked it more like they did in the 70's and 80's... what am I saying, I'm forever doomed to the same one, thankfully she at least likes it hah BF hates it and wants me to shave it all off. At the same time he must be part elf or something with no facial hair whatsoever. Some people are lucky like that.
LOL, part elf. I got a friend that never can grow facial hair for some reason and he is 28. I'm going to ask him now if he fell off santas sleigh one year |
Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
372
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Posted - 2013.07.27 16:45:00 -
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I have a neckbeard.
I keep him in a basement closet and just use him to put out my cigarettes on his face every time somebody says "adapt or die" or "this is New Eden, HTFU" or any of that other coy nonsensical BS used to defend impracticality and poor workmanship.
(I have a real beard. It is the source of true power. And the ladies love it.) |
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Roldrage
DIOS X. II
Top Men.
117
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Posted - 2013.07.27 17:05:00 -
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No beard but I do have sideburns. |
xLTShinySidesx
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
549
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Posted - 2013.07.27 18:16:00 -
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I have a beard in two days, I gave in to nature and let it take over, I still shave the neck though, it itches too much. |
Spademan
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
196
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Posted - 2013.07.27 18:27:00 -
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Currently, as its been too much effort to shave, though I might get around to it within the week.
Or month. |
Soldier of Mawat
Militaires-Sans-Frontieres
104
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Posted - 2013.07.27 18:45:00 -
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For those of you who say they wish they didn't have to shave everyday, just take a moment to think about those that live out the hellish existence of not being able to grow a glorious manly beard of their own  |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
711
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Posted - 2013.07.27 18:57:00 -
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Soldier of Mawat wrote:For those of you who say they wish they didn't have to shave everyday, just take a moment to think about those that live out the hellish existence of not being able to grow a glorious manly beard of their own
I couldn't imagine the life , I had crazy sideburns coming in when I was 12, mustache and goat came in around 15 , total encroachment of le beard at around 16 and every time I shaved it got worse and worse.. most razors get stuck in my facial hair.. which is a big reason I stopped trying to manage it :\
My friends like to joke on me about it , but tis cuz they be hatin! |
Cosgar
ParagonX
3272
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Posted - 2013.07.27 18:59:00 -
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Soldier of Mawat wrote:For those of you who say they wish they didn't have to shave everyday, just take a moment to think about those that live out the hellish existence of not being able to grow a glorious manly beard of their own
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. With the amount of effort it takes to mow the lawn, it's sometimes not worth it. Cherish your elven blood bare faced one. |
Medic 1879
Brutor Vanguard
Minmatar Republic
746
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Posted - 2013.07.27 19:24:00 -
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Soldier of Mawat wrote:For those of you who say they wish they didn't have to shave everyday, just take a moment to think about those that live out the hellish existence of not being able to grow a glorious manly beard of their own
What about those of us who have to shave everyday and cant grow a glorious manly beard either, bald patches spoil it lol. |
Vulcanus Lightbringer
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
42
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Posted - 2013.07.27 19:36:00 -
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I've got a goatee, without a moustache. I find stroking it helps me think...
Medic 1879 wrote:Soldier of Mawat wrote:For those of you who say they wish they didn't have to shave everyday, just take a moment to think about those that live out the hellish existence of not being able to grow a glorious manly beard of their own What about those of us who have to shave everyday and cant grow a glorious manly beard either, bald patches spoil it lol.
Pray those patches don't migrate north... |
Cosgar
ParagonX
3273
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Posted - 2013.07.27 19:43:00 -
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Vulcanus Lightbringer wrote:I've got a goatee, without a moustache. I find stroking it helps me think....
Try shaving against the grain. Depending on your ethnicity, razor bumps can be an issue though. |
Remm Duchax
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
83
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Posted - 2013.07.27 20:08:00 -
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I'm rocking a nicely trimmed chinstrap combined with a goaty.  No neckbeards here, got enough testosteron for a full beard  |
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Remm Duchax
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
83
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Posted - 2013.07.27 20:10:00 -
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Medic 1879 wrote:Soldier of Mawat wrote:For those of you who say they wish they didn't have to shave everyday, just take a moment to think about those that live out the hellish existence of not being able to grow a glorious manly beard of their own What about those of us who have to shave everyday and cant grow a glorious manly beard either, bald patches spoil it lol.
You search for a beard that fits you, lots of options here: goatees, soulpatches, chinstraps, muttonchops, simple sideburns or carry a manly mustache (with curls is a bonus!) |
mollerz
Minja Scouts
761
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Posted - 2013.07.27 20:10:00 -
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fresh faced and clean shaven as much as possible. |
Government CheeseBurger
Molon Labe.
League of Infamy
499
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Posted - 2013.07.27 20:27:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeX2ZI5KL3E |
Badgerr Rager
Trans Worlds Operations
League of Infamy
22
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Posted - 2013.07.27 20:35:00 -
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Mine lives forever on my neck |
Soldier of Mawat
Militaires-Sans-Frontieres
106
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Posted - 2013.07.27 21:13:00 -
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Cosgar wrote:Soldier of Mawat wrote:For those of you who say they wish they didn't have to shave everyday, just take a moment to think about those that live out the hellish existence of not being able to grow a glorious manly beard of their own The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. With the amount of effort it takes to mow the lawn, it's sometimes not worth it. Cherish your elven blood bare faced one.
I would rather have the option of being able to grow a beard but have to shave constantly than not being able to grow a full beard but still have to shave the shameful amount of stubble that comes in instead. |
SHOCKNOFSKY
G.R.A.V.E
2
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Posted - 2013.07.27 22:37:00 -
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I always keep it to scruff. It's sexy. |
Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
1470
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Posted - 2013.07.27 22:40:00 -
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Mustache and goatee |
Panther Alpha
DarkWingsss
804
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Posted - 2013.07.27 23:28:00 -
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I always have a 3 days beard ....perfect sides.. not so long that it aches, but not so short that you can't see it. |
Kane Fyea
DUST University
Ivy League
1499
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Posted - 2013.07.27 23:29:00 -
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Alaika Arbosa wrote:Goatee (that is sadly going greyer than it should for someone of my age.....)
At least your not 19 with almost a full head of gray hair like me man lol. |
Himiko Kuronaga
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
1041
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Posted - 2013.07.27 23:30:00 -
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That's Captain Neckbeard to you, good sir. |
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Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
153
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Posted - 2013.07.27 23:38:00 -
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I have a wolfman beard down to the neck
I trim like every 2 weeks and when i do I shape it into mutton chops
on a side note my girl loves the beard |
TEBOW BAGGINS
GREATNESS ACHIEVED THRU TROLLING
813
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Posted - 2013.07.27 23:51:00 -
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if they stood side 2 side and formed a wall for long enough they would intertwine and become 1 single beard of power |
Vulcanus Lightbringer
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
43
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Posted - 2013.07.28 00:46:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:Alaika Arbosa wrote:Goatee (that is sadly going greyer than it should for someone of my age.....) At least your not 19 with almost a full head of gray hair like me man lol.
At least you have hair...  |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
335
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Posted - 2013.07.28 00:59:00 -
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This
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Kane Fyea
DUST University
Ivy League
1503
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Posted - 2013.07.28 01:01:00 -
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Vulcanus Lightbringer wrote:Kane Fyea wrote:Alaika Arbosa wrote:Goatee (that is sadly going greyer than it should for someone of my age.....) At least your not 19 with almost a full head of gray hair like me man lol. At least you have hair...
Yea I know lol. |
Kane Fyea
DUST University
Ivy League
1503
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Posted - 2013.07.28 01:02:00 -
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Also this. |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
725
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Posted - 2013.07.28 01:02:00 -
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Vulcanus Lightbringer wrote:Kane Fyea wrote:Alaika Arbosa wrote:Goatee (that is sadly going greyer than it should for someone of my age.....) At least your not 19 with almost a full head of gray hair like me man lol. At least you have hair...
or worse, 20 with a balding head. receded already like 6 inches from the front.
that's a friend of mine, He been balding since I first met him 4 years ago, supposedly balding since he was eleven 0.o
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
335
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Posted - 2013.07.28 01:09:00 -
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I am totally a neckbeard... |
Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
93
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Posted - 2013.07.28 01:47:00 -
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I grow mine out because I have a condition.
But a neckbeard is somebody who just does it because they sit in the back of a server room all day or hope to one day sit in the back of a server room all day and eats kung pow chicken.
I'm an artist and I hate kung pow chicken so it doesn't apply. |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
993
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Posted - 2013.07.28 01:54:00 -
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Brolaire of Asstoria wrote:
I'm going to assume we all have necks for this....
take it back!!! no neck here, only beard |
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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
767
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Posted - 2013.07.28 02:41:00 -
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Kane Fyea wrote:Alaika Arbosa wrote:Goatee (that is sadly going greyer than it should for someone of my age.....) At least your not 19 with almost a full head of gray hair like me man lol.
Nah, I am 34 (as of today as a matter of fact*) and I've got this salt and pepper thing going with the goat, it can't make up its mind if it wants to be grey or my natural brown (my wife says theres red it in too, but I think she's seeing things).
*It is still the 27th where I am. |
jin foxdale
Foxhound Corporation
General Tso's Alliance
43
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Posted - 2013.07.28 04:01:00 -
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the wife likes stubble so I run the clippers over my head and face every three days. I haven't been clean shaven in 4 years now. |
Seymor Krelborn
DUST University
Ivy League
417
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Posted - 2013.07.28 04:39:00 -
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I have a full beard and have been told I look like jesus and Charles manson.... so among my friends my nickname is Charles christ |
Anita Hardone
Fraternity of St. Venefice
Amarr Empire
192
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Posted - 2013.07.28 04:41:00 -
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No one has a Fu Manchoo? |
True Adamance
PIE Inc.
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
861
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Posted - 2013.07.28 04:46:00 -
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Just shaved yesterday. |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
731
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Posted - 2013.07.28 04:50:00 -
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I've been told several times my latest ID resembles a young artimus pyle
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw6tioHw4k1qi4yijo1_500.jpg |
Lucrezia LeGrand
Verboten Industries
36
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Posted - 2013.07.28 05:05:00 -
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I've seen a couple neck-beards at work. They're... hypnotic but not in a good way. I also can't stop staring at unibrows, muffin tops, flabby arms, wonky lips, ear gauges (minus the gauge)... I'm so judgemental. T.T
Also, I keep having women bend over in front of me while wearing little support or really loose shirts... I'm like, Whoa! Why? o_O (I usually pretend I have some important paperwork to look at when this happens.
Thank goodness I haven't found a woman with a neck-beard yet. |
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