DUST Search - Random Quit Thread #285619464916

Denak Kalamari wrote:

Hey CCP, just letting you guys know that like, since I'm obviously the most important person in DUST 514 I've decided to quit because your game doesn't cater exactly to my needs/because my FOTM weapon got nerfed and I can't instawin every engagement anymore/because my pet goldfish died and I'm all le sadface and depressed now and I want attention to compensate for my "worthless life". The only way I will return is if you make me the overlord of CCP who does exactly what I want and make every single person of New Eden bow to me. CCP has failed to do this yet so I demand a more competent publisher like Infinity Ward to take over DUST 514 and EVE Online.

I'm telling you this because you all obviously care about me and wouldn't want me to leave. CCP sucks because I obviously know better how to develop a game and manage a company without any experience at all.

And no, you can't have my stuff because I'm filing a lawsuit to CCP for nerfing my FOTM weapon so I wasted 100 million SP into it and demand them to reimburse all my ISK for real money.

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Denak Kalamari Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative 293	Posted - 2013.07.27 06:02:00 - [1] - Quote Hey CCP, just letting you guys know that like, since I'm obviously the most important person in DUST 514 I've decided to quit because your game doesn't cater exactly to my needs/because my FOTM weapon got nerfed and I can't instawin every engagement anymore/because my pet goldfish died and I'm all le sadface and depressed now and I want attention to compensate for my "worthless life". The only way I will return is if you make me the overlord of CCP who does exactly what I want and make every single person of New Eden bow to me. CCP has failed to do this yet so I demand a more competent publisher like Infinity Ward to take over DUST 514 and EVE Online. I'm telling you this because you all obviously care about me and wouldn't want me to leave. CCP sucks because I obviously know better how to develop a game and manage a company without any experience at all. And no, you can't have my stuff because I'm filing a lawsuit to CCP for nerfing my FOTM weapon so I wasted 100 million SP into it and demand them to reimburse all my ISK for real money.
TheAmazing FlyingPig Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 1947	Posted - 2013.07.27 06:06:00 - [2] - Quote 9/10. Would've given 10/10 had the thread title been Random Quit Thread #285619464917
Protocake JR Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 247	Posted - 2013.07.27 06:11:00 - [3] - Quote > playerbase struggling to reach over 5000 online > implies there isn't a valid reason to quit the game > implies it's the players fault for quitting a broken game > implies CCP still has time to fix this game even though they have been and continue to remake the same beta from a year and a half ago
The Robot Devil BetaMax. CRONOS. 786	Posted - 2013.07.27 06:15:00 - [4] - Quote Random fanboy retort: HTFU and get good. Only scrubs complain about a free game that is still in development. This is New Eden and adapt or die. I am glad you are quitting because my voice - being the most important - can now be more easily heard by CCP. Go play cod noob and come back when you got skill. Also, you are stupid like your father, ask your mom how good I am and tell your sister thanks for the offer but she's a skank, soGÇªno thanks. Your dog stinks.
Denak Kalamari Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative 296	Posted - 2013.07.27 06:18:00 - [5] - Quote Protocake JR wrote: > playerbase struggling to reach over 5000 online > implies there isn't a valid reason to quit the game > implies it's the players fault for quitting a broken game > implies CCP still has time to fix this game even though they have been and continue to remake the same beta from a year and a half ago > Implying I care > Implying this isn't a joke thread > Implying an IE's word has any weigh > Implying this isn't a thread designed to mock all the quitters who think publicly announcing their leave matters
Protocake JR Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 247	Posted - 2013.07.27 06:29:00 - [6] - Quote Denak Kalamari wrote: Protocake JR wrote: > playerbase struggling to reach over 5000 online > implies there isn't a valid reason to quit the game > implies it's the players fault for quitting a broken game > implies CCP still has time to fix this game even though they have been and continue to remake the same beta from a year and a half ago > Implying I care > Implying this isn't a joke thread > Implying an IE's word has any weigh > Implying this isn't a thread designed to mock all the quitters who think publicly announcing their leave matters Dude, mocking quitters is the wrong way to go. It's the quitters who are mocking us, the ones who still log in to play Dust. If someone compiled all the ragequit threads into one, CCP would probably have a decent roadmap of what needs to be prioritized and fixed before this game gets mercy killed for good.
Skipper Jones Molon Labe. League of Infamy 493	Posted - 2013.07.27 07:09:00 - [7] - Quote TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote: 9/10. Would've given 10/10 had the thread title been Random Quit Thread #285619464917 I'd give it a 9.5. The numbers are a little off. This thread actually made me choke on my gatorade so +1
Billi Gene The Southern Legion 183	Posted - 2013.07.27 08:36:00 - [8] - Quote The Robot Devil wrote: voice of maturity: HTFU and get good. Only scrubs complain about a free game that is still in development. This is New Eden and adapt or die. I am glad you are quitting because my voice - being the most important - can now be more easily heard by CCP. Go play cod noob and come back when you got skill. Also, you are stupid like your father, ask your mom how good I am and tell your sister thanks for the offer but she's a skank, soGÇªno thanks. Your dog stinks. /agree
True Adamance PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 854	Posted - 2013.07.27 08:37:00 - [9] - Quote Denak Kalamari wrote: Hey CCP, just letting you guys know that like, since I'm obviously the most important person in DUST 514 I've decided to quit because your game doesn't cater exactly to my needs/because my FOTM weapon got nerfed and I can't instawin every engagement anymore/because my pet goldfish died and I'm all le sadface and depressed now and I want attention to compensate for my "worthless life". The only way I will return is if you make me the overlord of CCP who does exactly what I want and make every single person of New Eden bow to me. CCP has failed to do this yet so I demand a more competent publisher like Infinity Ward to take over DUST 514 and EVE Online. I'm telling you this because you all obviously care about me and wouldn't want me to leave. CCP sucks because I obviously know better how to develop a game and manage a company without any experience at all. And no, you can't have my stuff because I'm filing a lawsuit to CCP for nerfing my FOTM weapon so I wasted 100 million SP into it and demand them to reimburse all my ISK for real money. Likes this very much.
Paladin Sas Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 100	Posted - 2013.07.27 09:57:00 - [10] - Quote maybe, just maybe, enough FOTM posers will "leave" and well have some decent balanced matches with people who posess actual skill. and by "leave" i mean, whine and complain, then come back because they realize DUST is better than anything else out there

fenrir storm Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 390	Posted - 2013.07.27 10:16:00 - [11] - Quote Paladin Sas wrote: maybe, just maybe, enough FOTM posers will "leave" and well have some decent balanced matches with people who posess actual skill. and by "leave" i mean, whine and complain, then come back because they realize DUST is better than anything else out there Thats the spirit want players to leave, pretty soon it will be you and 10 other fans then you can enjoy your epic battles. Don't you realise you need to encourage people to stay and bring others (not that they will stick around for long ) for dust the better than anything else game to have a chance. Even then it going to be an uphill struggle because tbh it's mediocre at best.
Protocake JR Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 252	Posted - 2013.07.27 10:24:00 - [12] - Quote Paladin Sas wrote: maybe, just maybe, enough FOTM posers will "leave" and well have some decent balanced matches with people who posess actual skill. and by "leave" i mean, whine and complain, then come back because they realize DUST is better than anything else out there Yeah. You are completely right. It's the FOTM playerbase that is ruining the game. It's not the incompetent developers fault for designing blatantly obvious overpowered content. And when these FOTM scumbags finally leave (well, most of them already left... but you know what I mean), they'll have nothing left but games with working shooting mechanics, terrain that doesn't grab you every 50 feet and steady/playable framerates. They'll look at all those terrible games as they shed a single tear, thinking, "....I should have stayed with Dust...." Then the entire Dust playerbase (Yes! All 500 of us!) will hold hands and sing in harmony, "Fa who for-aze. Da who dor-aze...."


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