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Galm Fae
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Posted - 2013.07.24 22:07:00 -
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While I am sure some of you are aware that I have no sentiment for kakku, I must thank them for their kindness in providing me with these suits. In terms of leisure attire, nothing seems to measure up like a Gallente suit. Not suprising though, coming from the Federation. Spirits know I expected it to come with a cupholder, lava lamp, and a comfort stretch waistband. In terms of combat effectiveness however?
Alright, granted, it can catch a few plasma rounds with its PVC armor, but when placed in front of a charge rail gun you are better off with a sheet of aluminium foil. Still, the optics system came in handy acting as overwatch, which allowed me to wonderfully pick off Federal Marines from the comfort of my Lazy-Clone recliner and my 48oz cup of Quafe. (Also from the the FDU.)
And best of all, if you walk into a club wearing one of these uniforms, you will instantly become an object of desire for every woman (or man or farm animal or inanimate object with a large enough hole) in in a five mile radius. No need to get out of your Neo G-1 for pleasure time however, as it comes outfitted with a "quick access panel" and enough lube to fit a Leviathan through a Drop Uplink wormhole. Don't both washing it afterwards, as it will continue to be sticky no matter how hard you scrub, much like anything else you find in Federation Space. |
Galm Fae
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Posted - 2013.07.25 00:51:00 -
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exolden shadovar wrote:Ha you caldari think you've room to talk? You armors just pot metal glued to a jumpsuit!
That is because we have amazing little inventions called shields, baka. Recharging ability without the need of extra modules, zero increase in weight, lets you shrug off hybrid rounds like pebbles... You should try them sometime.
And screw you, our jumpsuits are cool. |
Galm Fae
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Posted - 2013.07.25 06:06:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Galm Fae wrote:exolden shadovar wrote:Ha you caldari think you've room to talk? You armors just pot metal glued to a jumpsuit! That is because we have amazing little inventions called shields, baka. Recharging ability without the need of extra modules, zero increase in weight, lets you shrug off hybrid rounds like pebbles... You should try them sometime. And screw you, our jumpsuits are cool. But you shield are no match of ordained suit of holy armour.
Yeah, alright, whatever Imperial. Hey, when that suit of yours burns out, make sure you send it in to ISK-4-Gold, I would hate to see them be a total waste of money. |
Galm Fae
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Posted - 2013.07.25 08:15:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Galm Fae wrote:True Adamance wrote:Galm Fae wrote:exolden shadovar wrote:Ha you caldari think you've room to talk? You armors just pot metal glued to a jumpsuit! That is because we have amazing little inventions called shields, baka. Recharging ability without the need of extra modules, zero increase in weight, lets you shrug off hybrid rounds like pebbles... You should try them sometime. And screw you, our jumpsuits are cool. But you shield are no match of ordained suit of holy armour. Yeah, alright, whatever Imperial. Hey, when that suit of yours burns out, make sure you send it in to ISK-4-Gold, I would hate to see them be a total waste of money. Sadly our Dropsuit are not even made golden these days with cult backs in imperial arms manufacturing.... the Amarrian Gold you used to know is a thing of the past, only thin sheens of the white gold are not put on our dropsuits so that we can spend more time and effort building new cathedrals and monasteries on conquered worlds.
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