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        |  TITANIC Xangore
 Subdreddit
 Test Alliance Please Ignore
 
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      | Posted - 2013.07.23 16:53:00 -
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 I am a Sniper, but playing to many pub matches lately...(stolen from TF2 and Reddit....)
 
 Snipers!
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        |  itsmellslikefish
 DIOS X. II
 Top Men.
 
 144
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 17:11:00 -
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 Lolz
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        |  Doc Noah
 Algintal Core
 Gallente Federation
 
 334
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 17:30:00 -
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 Why is a heavy asking you to play logi..?
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        |  Chesty Ranger
 SVER True Blood
 
 7
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 18:49:00 -
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 I got a joke for you guys....
 
 Why the sniper left the red line............?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 The joke is on you he never did!
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        |  Asirius Medaius
 Planetary Response Organization
 
 52
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 18:55:00 -
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 Chesty Ranger wrote:I got a joke for you guys....
 Why the sniper left the red line............?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 The joke is on you he never did!
 
 Funny, I am almost always sniping in the middle of the battlefield on a tall building; the furthest point from all redlines on the map. Maybe your ad-populum-perpetruated joke is rather farce, but then again, this is Dust 514... So why did I expect different behavior?
 
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        |  Nebra Tene
 Roaming Blades
 
 138
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 19:38:00 -
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 Doc Noah wrote:Why is a heavy asking you to play logi..? 
 - Sniper says the more the merrier.
 - Spy likes snipers, more to backstab
 - Soldier and Scout are too dumb to realize the problem.
 - Demoman's too drunk to care
 - Pyro wanted to ask as well, but no one could understand him.
 - Engineer and Medic don't want the competition.
 
 That's why Heavy had to.
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        |  Tectonic Fusion
 The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
 DARKSTAR ARMY
 
 60
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 19:42:00 -
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 I always snipe with my assault squad close to battle. Never tried red line because I can't see people very well when I'm too far from everybody.
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        |  TITANIC Xangore
 Subdreddit
 Test Alliance Please Ignore
 
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      | Posted - 2013.07.23 19:44:00 -
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 Doc Noah wrote:Why is a heavy asking you to play logi..? 
 
 Heavies need healz
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        |  5aEKUXeRJGJ27kCDnDVYak4
 Expert Intervention
 Caldari State
 
 2153
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 19:45:00 -
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 This is a sniper
 
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        |  Stupid Blueberry
 Nova Corps Marines
 Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
 
 46
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 19:56:00 -
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 So a sniper walks into a bar and.....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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        |  Nebra Tene
 Roaming Blades
 
 138
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.23 20:01:00 -
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 5aEKUXeRJGJ27kCDnDVYak4 wrote: [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper]
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        |  TITANIC Xangore
 Subdreddit
 Test Alliance Please Ignore
 
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      | Posted - 2013.07.23 20:49:00 -
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 The good ol' days....
 
 
 [MCC}[sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper][sniper]{/MCC}
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 ___________________________________Redline_________________________________________________
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Dead bodies everywhere!
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        |  itsmellslikefish
 DIOS X. II
 Top Men.
 
 145
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.24 00:54:00 -
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 What do you call an mcc sniper? A decoration.
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        |  voidfaction
 Void of Faction
 
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      | Posted - 2013.07.28 21:42:00 -
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 Nebra Tene wrote:5aEKUXeRJGJ27kCDnDVYak4 wrote: [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper] [This is a sniper]
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 Fixed.   
 best part of the joke is the dead body will reclone and die again not smart enough to counter snipe the red-line sniper.
 
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        |  Doshneil Antaro
 SVER True Blood
 
 104
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.28 22:47:00 -
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 When I'm bored I like to go to the enemy redline and get an easy 5-10 kills countersniping those redline retards. After about 2-3 deaths each, they will try to flank you, but as you don't see them in their normal spot, move and watch your old spot for another 3-4 easy kills. After that, go back to your first spot, rinse and repeat.
 
 Btw, I have 0 sp invested into sniping, I just can do it better than 75% of those that do. I tip my hat to the real snipers that are on/inside of the real battlefield.
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        |  LT SHANKS
 Amarr Templars
 Amarr Empire
 
 309
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.28 22:57:00 -
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 My brother plays a Heavy...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Sniper.
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        |  Robocop Junior
 The Surrogates Of War
 
 43
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.28 23:02:00 -
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 Remebering the early days of MAG trying to be Platoon Leader trying to get the 30 useless redline snipers to stop being sissies and advance.
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        |  Jason Punk
 DUST University
 Ivy League
 
 213
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.07.28 23:06:00 -
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 That's ma setup. Sharpshooter/Recon and Logi :D
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