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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
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Posted - 2013.07.20 06:09:00 -
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*yawn* Nobody asked any of you tools in other corps about your (clearly terribly misinformed) opinions of our squad. Personally, I almost never even run ADV suits, don't have access to any proto suits, so... there's that. Regardless, we are already ranked in the top 500 after being in existence for, what, 8 days? Once we do all have proto suits you'll know, chief. |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
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Posted - 2013.07.20 13:32:00 -
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I didn't even know there were more than 500 corps out there.....[/quote]
Most of them are probably small, and others, like our old corp (who shall remain nameless) are not active. Nonetheless, there are 1000 on the leaderboard, I think you need 10k kills or something to get on the board.
Anyway, that's off topic. My man War-Monger Slaughter, as the name might imply, doesn't do nuance. As a logi, I have no other choice. So, I'll give the recruiting thing a shot:
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Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics is now recruiting!
UNIT. is an up and coming group of mercenaries formed by the core members of a top 100 corporation who decided to strike out on our own. In just over a week we have climbed to the top half of the leaderboard (last I checked we were around #450), with over 2000 kills a day despite being a smaller corp.
Our primary goal is to regain our rightful place in the top 100 and crush anyone who stands in our way. If you think you have what it takes to be a member, send in an application today. We have only minor prerequisites:
- Must be able to speak and understand English
- Working microphone preferred but not essential
That's it! All player classes/races/specializations welcome! |
John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
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Posted - 2013.07.20 14:01:00 -
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If you are still not sure whether or not you are UNIT material after my brilliant sales pitch, perhaps the following tables will be useful:
Yes, join us:
- You are mature and can competently follow orders and work with your squadmates
- You can speak English
- You enjoy playing dust seriously but not TOO seriously, nobody likes to lose but it is just a freaking game after all.
- You are human (we have members of all age groups, races, and walks of life, including actual females)
- More tankers, true logis, or forgegunners might be nice
Perhaps you should look elsewhere:
- You care more about your own KDR than about helping the team
- You are 12 years old and whine a lot
- You constantly complain about drama with the tweakers you live with and how they f*** up your things (true story, sadly)
- You have ever uttered the words "I wish this game was more like COD"
- Cry to CCP for a respec every time your OP/FotM equipment gets rebalanced |
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