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Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.15 05:51:00 -
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We are Chaotik Serenity, a group of friends with a single goal in mind, to f*** s*** up. Seriously that's pretty much what we're trying to do, trying to find ways to work together as a team yes but basically the main goal is to screw around and break things and harass the other team as much as possible!
Now you might be asking yourself, why should I join Chaotik Serenity? Why should I not join a bigger corp with more assets? Why does this guy think he knows what kind of questions I'm thinking to myself? There's a logical answer to all of these questions; Because, Free bacon, and we're connected :)
Now that that's settled, you might be wondering if you're cut out to join, if you can shoot people in the face in a stylish enough way, or if you have a good resume to hand in, or if you have the technical skills to throw bombs and hit the kaboom button. Luckily it doesn't take much to join the sexiest corporation available, after all since we look good we don't REALLY need to be good at anything. As long as you like to play with pizazz, all are welcome. So below, you will find the steps and requirements to join our fabulous crew and be a part of the havoc and silliness.
Steps to join:
-1. Search for Chaotik Serenity
-2. Hit "Apply" (Don't second guess yourself, remember you want this, we're sexy, free bacon)
-3. Wait for acceptance
Requirements to join:
-1. Ability to hit "Apply" button
You're almost there, what are you waiting for? Well since my mind reading powers are expended for today I won't be able to figure out the answer to that, if you have any questions then contact me directly and stop playing hard to get. With that, we'll see you soon! Or else...(insert blank and ineffective threat)
-Komodo Jones, Chief SEXecutive Officer of Chaotik Serenity
P.S. FREE SEXY BACON EXPLOSIONS |
Thumb Green
THE STAR BORN
Dark Taboo
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Posted - 2013.06.15 07:00:00 -
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From the look of your avatar I can tell y'all have sexy just coming out of your pores.
Anyways I'm here to offer you the chance to join an alliance if you're interested. The Dark Taboo alliance is seeking more DUST corps and if you are indeed interested in joining an alliance then contact Woolix Skywalker in-game and he'll get the ball rolling. |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.15 15:31:00 -
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Possibly, I've had several others contacting me about alliances and gotten on several public channels (because who wouldn't ask us?). You're on the list but for now I'm just concerned with having familiar people to play with, thinking long term to fall back on before I get into more 1 night stands :D |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.16 11:27:00 -
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Aaaaaaaaaaand bump! |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.17 14:53:00 -
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BUMP! Also broke a personal record with 3415 war points in 1 match, Suck it! |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.18 20:48:00 -
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Aaaaaaaand sex! |
Thor Odinson42
Molon Labe.
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.18 20:57:00 -
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I can't figure out why people aren't flocking to you if you are offering sex! |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.18 21:01:00 -
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Maybe they're afraid they can't handle it....besides its more about sex"y", mainly just for show lol. |
Mikey HeLikesIt
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.06.19 04:08:00 -
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Be your own Judge. What game looks like more fun to you? Dust.........Or this.........
Planetside 2
Coming to PS4 this year
Insane Infantry Push
Amazing Night Battle
Night to Day Canyon Battle
Intense Field Battle
Desert Infantry Line
Huge Desert Tank Battle
100 Tank Convoy
150 man Air Raid
65/0 Kill streak in the air
NC Montage
Factions Explained |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.20 08:27:00 -
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Got sick of normal bumps, gonna mix it up, FIST BUMP! booosh |
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Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.22 05:27:00 -
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Speed bump! |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.06.23 21:17:00 -
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Colbert bump! |
Komodo Jones
Chaotik Serenity
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Posted - 2013.07.02 07:23:00 -
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C'mon ya jerks! (that's short for juicy merks) small corps need love too!!!! Maybe this will sweeten the deal, we're involved in plenty of public channels with other large corps so if you do join you wont ever play alone. If you're new to the game we're absolutely willing to help, might not be pro level to the point where we're attacking planets in corp battles but we are very knowledgeable about the game, we can help guide you to whatever will work best for your play style. As for us, the most dedicated members run with about 4-5.5 million sp and include a logi, sniper, and full on scout (complete with tactical espionage action!) and I'm a combat medic with 7.4 mil sp which I expect to hit 9 mil after the triple SP week. If you want to see how much ass we kick then give us a try, reply on here or send me a message and I'll get you on the public channel.
We're just playing for fun right now, we want enough people to not have to worry about having a full squad when one of us comes on, once we hit that point we may look into getting into the freelance mercenary business, we may soon have an EVE presence of our own and we have alliances waiting for when we're ready to join. Contribute to the cause, uplift the corp, shoot people in the face, you won't regret it! Except maybe the shooting people in the face, that might affect your psyche a little, post traumatic stress disorder hooooooo! |
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