Iskandar Zul Karnain
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.06.14 17:03:00 -
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Cpt Merdock wrote:Iskandar Zul Karnain wrote:The Dev(s) responsible for the Vita app are not the same as
....those responsible for keeping hamsters powering the servers
....those responsible for balancing weapons, etc
....
....
....seriously?
Party because E3
...you expect them to pack up and get straight back to work right away...daaamn Yet they've had years to do this game and it's release was sadly disappointing? But oh no we're partying! Lets not work on our game at all. They weren't partying for 3 years.
Actually, I have it on good authority they have in fact been partying for 3 years. 3 non-stop years.
Despite popular belief CCP wants their game to fail. They take great pleasure in sh!ting up your day. Their offices are staffed by leaders of apocalyptic-nihilist death cults and you can rest assured they won't stop until they bankrupt (and subsequently mass suicide) the company, their Reptilian overlords, allthegovernments and your parents. This guarantees them the last word because they will be dead. It just make logic.
Dust514, in addition to turning bushy tailed, bright eyed youngsters like yourself into entitled bittervets, is actually a social experiment designed to take the very worst of mediocre-FPS, neck-bearded forum warriors and turn them into even more disgusting creations just to see what happens. The basic premise was to assemble everyone on the internet too stupid to stop playing a game they hate, too inept to offer constructive criticism, and too self-important to realize their overall useless and ????. You think this doesn't apply to yourself? CCP, being master manipulators of the 72nd degree, have doubtlessly taken your objections into consideration. In fact, you're pretty much fukked.
Through the clever use of alts, they have stealthily cranked up the entitlement, name calling and back-seat developing to 11. It is rumored, deep in China, that the last time something so evil was North Korea for created and Starcraft, the modern day future of personal computer, and the colourful iPod delayed by at 30 years. It is likely, given the ratio over tears to tear cups in, civilization this will not survive. |