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iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:50:00 -
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1. Other games.
Its a scientific fact that all gamers are basement dwelling neckbeards with an autism spectrum disorder. They can only play one game at a time. Ever. In fact, governments have a special department that comes to your house and kicks you in the shins everytime you try to play another game while you're on your desgnated play time for your "primary simulated environmental recreation simulation".
2. The PS4
Its obvious that Dust 514 will never come out on the PS4, simple reason. CCP and Sony hate money. I hear they were going to give PS4s away, but that would mean the poor gamer types would get confused with more than one console in thier home. Also Hilmar says he doesn't really like half the developers at CCP so he flew them to Shanghai to get rid of them. Because they make him money, and he hates that. There they spent hours of thier life, toiling away while chained to thier desks being overseen by armed gaurds. It's not Dust they are working on, they just have to type "isuck" over and over again. Also CCP never knew about the PS4, my buddy in Sony told me after the high level talks that CCP and Sony negotiated changing how the PSN works to make Dust a reality, they never mentioned the PS4 at all and had a good laugh about it after words, calling the CCP guys "suckers".
3. Bugs, bugs everywhere.
Even though eve online has been running for 10 years and is almost unrecognisable to its eariest bare bones versions, it actually hardly ever works. Those subscriber numbers are totally false. CCP never fixes bugs. Infact I'm sure a CCP dev said at one point: "bugs, we like them, its our goal at CCP to make our costumers really angry with us, because the suckers just keep playing and posting anyway, and we like to post the best angry internet posts and the wall while we make our arts and crafts we pass the time with".
4. Its Free to play.
This lie is so obvious everyone can see the horrible truth. You can download it for free. Make a character for free. Play in games for free. Be part of the social aspect for free. But if you buy aurum and pay for boosters you are magically transported to a work where free doesn't mean free and dogs and cats live together. In addition to this, CCP have a special community squad dressed in specially made Dropsuits that come to your house at night and suck out the rubys in your belly through your belly button. The more rubies you give the more CCP alters you account in order to let you win. Ever seen a guy stop taking damage at half shield, at armour or half armour? Those guys give the most rubies.
5. Community Doomsayers.
Its a fact that everyone always listen to everyone else on internet forums. It is the power of thier Moses cosplay outfits they wear when typing on the forum. These master manipulators of the general gamer population should not be under estimated. I hear though there poswer only workd when scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at thier screen while typing. As an example I'd like to cite the great "eve is dead" forum blitz of 2004 when thousands of people who didn't like Eve very much, went to the forums after 3 hours of playing the game and ranted about how awful the game was. The servers promtly closed in the winter of 2004 and CCP stopped trading in 2005. I hear Hilmar, the former CEO of CCP now runs a mobile phone shop in Iceland called 'Svifn+¦kkvinn minn er fullur af +ílum".
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BobThe843CakeMan
BurgezzE.T.F
426
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:50:00 -
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Battlefront 3 |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
625
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:51:00 -
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BobThe843CakeMan wrote:Battlefront 3
You never read that did you. |
BobThe843CakeMan
BurgezzE.T.F
426
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:53:00 -
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iceyburnz wrote:BobThe843CakeMan wrote:Battlefront 3 You never read that did you. i did. but i highlighted the most important point. |
DementedReality
One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed.
2
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:53:00 -
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Very Nice Post!!!
Many people wont pick up that you are being facetious. I like it!! |
gbh08
74656d70
8
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:54:00 -
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me either feck that wall of uninteresting text
Honestly, how long did it take you to write all that out? and then why would you bother?
Some you guys need to stop sklling into forum'ing and get out more |
Obodiah Garro
Tech Guard General Tso's Alliance
128
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:54:00 -
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icey is a ******* idiot, that is all |
Azura Sakura
Militaires-Sans-Frontieres
80
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:55:00 -
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Hi. I didn't bother to read the post but I completely agree with you. |
Vin Mora
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises
14
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:56:00 -
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Actually, DUST will come to the PS4, but not right away.
They have to reprogram the entire game to work with a better engine suited for the PS4s hardware, unlike the Unreal 4 engine. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
625
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:56:00 -
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gbh08 wrote:me either feck that wall of uninteresting text Honestly, how long did it take you to write all that out? and then why would you bother? Some you guys need to stop skilling into forum'ing and get out more
Not long, Im a fast typer.
Your mean. Your going into the book of grudges.
Now where did I put my quill. |
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WyrmHero1945
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
403
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:59:00 -
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Last time I checked they say they didn't had plans for PS4. Saw it on the Fanfest video btw. No E3 trailers nor announcements either. They're also silent on the forums as well, typical. No PS4 = fail. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
627
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:02:00 -
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WyrmHero1945 wrote:Last time I checked they say they didn't had plans for PS4. Saw it on the Fanfest video btw. No E3 trailers nor announcements either. They're also silent on the forums as well, typical. No PS4 = fail.
I'll turn sarcasm off for a sec.
Just because its not annouced doesn't mean its not happening. I think its very likely that its happening. I don't understand what all the stomping and gnashing of teeth is about. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
627
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:03:00 -
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Obodiah Garro wrote:icey is a ******* idiot, that is all
You're also going into the dreaded book of grudges.
I shall return your "witty put down" in kind sir.
The gloves. Are off. |
Panther Alpha
Lone Wolf Going Solo
490
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:05:00 -
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Fanboys are getting desperate....I wonder how much longer you going to defend Dust 514, before you join us in the Dark Side.
The Denial is Strong with this one.
Join the Sith academy ..we'll teach you the true path of the Force. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
627
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:07:00 -
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Panther Alpha wrote:Fanboys are getting desperate....I wonder how much longer you going to defend Dust 514, before you join us in the Dark Side. The Denial is Strong with this one. Join the Sith academy ..we'll teach you the true path of the Force.
No...
The forums are for defence and knowledge, never for attack.
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KING SALASI
MAJOR DISTRIBUTION
47
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:07:00 -
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Yawn why are the mods not closing these type of threads?? |
Vickers S Grunt
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
105
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:09:00 -
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I looked at the topic and did not really read the post then went strait to composing a post about moaning kids with no patience flooding the forum with crap .
I wrote several lines of this then decided to force myself to read the op's post so i could better troll him with more accuracy using his own crap against him .
I was pleasantly surprised to find that indeed i was the one to have been trolled ! |
Vickers S Grunt
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
105
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:31:00 -
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"I do not like this game.... but i keep playing because i do not want to fall behind in skill points and lose my advantage even tho i think the game is going to fail horribly and be gone in a years time . My extensive internet knowledge of the financial market and free to play gaming industry tells me this .Even tho i could use this forum to provide constructive feedback on valid game issues i prefer to rant about how i know this game will fail . Having worked on multiple AAA titles i know exactly how long it takes to produce and test game assets and its not this long "
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Xender17
Intrepidus XI Omega Commission
169
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:34:00 -
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These topics need to be banned -_- |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
770
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:35:00 -
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Great post, made my day. Kinda killed it at the end with the explanation, but then again, not everyone is capable of sensing sarcasm. |
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psyanyde
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
16
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:42:00 -
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WyrmHero1945 wrote:Last time I checked they say they didn't had plans for PS4. Saw it on the Fanfest video btw. No E3 trailers nor announcements either. They're also silent on the forums as well, typical. No PS4 = fail.
According to the Twitch E3 Schedule available here CCP isn't slated to have a presentation on dust until Thursday @ 1:30PM PST.
I don't have much hope left and what is remaining is barely surviving on life support, but I can wait to see what Thursday brings. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
315
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:44:00 -
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iceyburnz wrote:1. Other games.
Its a scientific fact that all gamers are basement dwelling neckbeards with an autism spectrum disorder. They can only play one game at a time. Ever. In fact, governments have a special department that comes to your house and kicks you in the shins everytime you try to play another game while you're on your desgnated play time for your "primary simulated environmental recreation simulation".
2. The PS4
Its obvious that Dust 514 will never come out on the PS4, simple reason. CCP and Sony hate money. I hear they were going to give PS4s away, but that would mean the poor gamer types would get confused with more than one console in thier home. Also Hilmar says he doesn't really like half the developers at CCP so he flew them to Shanghai to get rid of them. Because they make him money, and he hates that. There they spent hours of thier life, toiling away while chained to thier desks being overseen by armed gaurds. It's not Dust they are working on, they just have to type "isuck" over and over again. Also CCP never knew about the PS4, my buddy in Sony told me after the high level talks that CCP and Sony negotiated changing how the PSN works to make Dust a reality, they never mentioned the PS4 at all and had a good laugh about it after words, calling the CCP guys "suckers".
3. Bugs, bugs everywhere.
Even though eve online has been running for 10 years and is almost unrecognisable to its eariest bare bones versions, it actually hardly ever works. Those subscriber numbers are totally false. CCP never fixes bugs. Infact I'm sure a CCP dev said at one point: "bugs, we like them, its our goal at CCP to make our costumers really angry with us, because the suckers just keep playing and posting anyway, and we like to post the best angry internet posts and the wall while we make our arts and crafts we pass the time with".
4. Its Free to play.
This lie is so obvious everyone can see the horrible truth. You can download it for free. Make a character for free. Play in games for free. Be part of the social aspect for free. But if you buy aurum and pay for boosters you are magically transported to a world where free doesn't mean free and dogs and cats live together. In addition to this, CCP have a special community squad dressed in specially made Dropsuits that come to your house at night and suck out the rubys in your belly through your belly button. The more rubies you give the more CCP alters you account in order to let you win. Ever seen a guy stop taking damage at half shield, at armour or half armour? Those guys give the most rubies.
5. Community Doomsayers.
Its a fact that everyone always listen to everyone else on internet forums. It is the power of thier Moses cosplay outfits they wear when typing on the forum. These master manipulators of the general gamer population should not be under estimated. I hear though there poswer only workd when scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at thier screen while typing. As an example I'd like to cite the great "eve is dead" forum blitz of 2004 when thousands of people who didn't like Eve very much, went to the forums after 3 hours of playing the game and ranted about how awful the game was. The servers promtly closed in the winter of 2004 and CCP stopped trading in 2005. I hear Hilmar, the former CEO of CCP now runs a mobile phone shop in Iceland called 'Svifn+¦kkvinn minn er fullur af +ílum".
tl;dr: A sarcastic post, designed to show the inheritant fallacy of the majority of negative posters on this forum.
The arguments are only made fallible by the hyperbolic absurdity you imbued them. I'm sure quite a few people will tolerate Dust 514 and rabidly defend it no matter how incredibly poorly the awesome concept is implemented, but that does nothing to cement its greatness or forgive its glaring flaws. To say Dust 514 and EvE in the same breath is to denigrate EvE, because after the effort applied that would make you a legitimate player in the EvE universe, Dust 514 gives you a paper doll and a part-time job grinding for a better paper doll to play dress-up with. It has been said before, but I will say it again, if Dust 514 had even a sliver of actual integration with EvE, much would be forgiven. As it stands, Dust is a warmed-over last-generation shooter used as a monetary grist mill for CCP until they can figure out how to make a real game to replace this obvious place-holder. I for one believe they can, but I disdain them for saying they already have. |
hooc order
Deep Space Republic
306
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:47:00 -
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iceyburnz wrote:1. Other games.
Its a scientific fact that all gamers are basement dwelling neckbeards with an autism spectrum disorder. They can only play one game at a time. Ever. In fact, governments have a special department that comes to your house and kicks you in the shins everytime you try to play another game while you're on your desgnated play time for your "primary simulated environmental recreation simulation".
2. The PS4
Its obvious that Dust 514 will never come out on the PS4, simple reason. CCP and Sony hate money. I hear they were going to give PS4s away, but that would mean the poor gamer types would get confused with more than one console in thier home. Also Hilmar says he doesn't really like half the developers at CCP so he flew them to Shanghai to get rid of them. Because they make him money, and he hates that. There they spent hours of thier life, toiling away while chained to thier desks being overseen by armed gaurds. It's not Dust they are working on, they just have to type "isuck" over and over again. Also CCP never knew about the PS4, my buddy in Sony told me after the high level talks that CCP and Sony negotiated changing how the PSN works to make Dust a reality, they never mentioned the PS4 at all and had a good laugh about it after words, calling the CCP guys "suckers".
3. Bugs, bugs everywhere.
Even though eve online has been running for 10 years and is almost unrecognisable to its eariest bare bones versions, it actually hardly ever works. Those subscriber numbers are totally false. CCP never fixes bugs. Infact I'm sure a CCP dev said at one point: "bugs, we like them, its our goal at CCP to make our costumers really angry with us, because the suckers just keep playing and posting anyway, and we like to post the best angry internet posts and the wall while we make our arts and crafts we pass the time with".
4. Its Free to play.
This lie is so obvious everyone can see the horrible truth. You can download it for free. Make a character for free. Play in games for free. Be part of the social aspect for free. But if you buy aurum and pay for boosters you are magically transported to a world where free doesn't mean free and dogs and cats live together. In addition to this, CCP have a special community squad dressed in specially made Dropsuits that come to your house at night and suck out the rubys in your belly through your belly button. The more rubies you give the more CCP alters you account in order to let you win. Ever seen a guy stop taking damage at half shield, at armour or half armour? Those guys give the most rubies.
5. Community Doomsayers.
Its a fact that everyone always listen to everyone else on internet forums. It is the power of thier Moses cosplay outfits they wear when typing on the forum. These master manipulators of the general gamer population should not be under estimated. I hear though there poswer only workd when scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at thier screen while typing. As an example I'd like to cite the great "eve is dead" forum blitz of 2004 when thousands of people who didn't like Eve very much, went to the forums after 3 hours of playing the game and ranted about how awful the game was. The servers promtly closed in the winter of 2004 and CCP stopped trading in 2005. I hear Hilmar, the former CEO of CCP now runs a mobile phone shop in Iceland called 'Svifn+¦kkvinn minn er fullur af +ílum".
tl;dr: A sarcastic post, designed to show the inheritant fallacy of the majority of negative posters on this forum.
Dust will fail because the Sp/leveling system inherently results in PuB stomping of new players by crap carried high SP players. The result being that new players will quit. To survive Dust needs new players.
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WyrmHero1945
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
403
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:49:00 -
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iceyburnz wrote:WyrmHero1945 wrote:Last time I checked they say they didn't had plans for PS4. Saw it on the Fanfest video btw. No E3 trailers nor announcements either. They're also silent on the forums as well, typical. No PS4 = fail. I'll turn sarcasm off for a sec. Just because its not annouced doesn't mean its not happening. I think its very likely that its happening. I don't understand what all the stomping and gnashing of teeth is about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYglEoJyNc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Skip to exactly 49:27, when the girl asks about PS4 and CCP Remnant says PS3 still has a lot of life. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
631
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:52:00 -
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Vickers S Grunt wrote:"I do not like this game.... but i keep playing because i do not want to fall behind in skill points and lose my advantage even tho i think the game is going to fail horribly and be gone in a years time . My extensive internet knowledge of the financial market and free to play gaming industry tells me this .Even tho i could use this forum to provide constructive feedback on valid game issues i prefer to rant about how i know this game will fail . Having worked on multiple AAA titles i know exactly how long it takes to produce and test game assets and its not this long "
Your version is better.
Maybe people would actually read that one. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
631
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Posted - 2013.06.11 16:54:00 -
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WyrmHero1945 wrote:iceyburnz wrote:WyrmHero1945 wrote:Last time I checked they say they didn't had plans for PS4. Saw it on the Fanfest video btw. No E3 trailers nor announcements either. They're also silent on the forums as well, typical. No PS4 = fail. I'll turn sarcasm off for a sec. Just because its not annouced doesn't mean its not happening. I think its very likely that its happening. I don't understand what all the stomping and gnashing of teeth is about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYglEoJyNc&feature=youtube_gdata_playerSkip to exactly 49:27, when the girl asks about PS4 and CCP Remnant says PS3 still has a lot of life.
Hey thanks for posting that.
I have seen it and I would argue that, that doesn't remove the possibility.
I pretict thats Dust 514 will be available to play on the PS4 as a PS3 title. Then as the PS3 numbers slowly dwindle it will get a "PS3 no longer supported"
Oh yeah, that will be a forum storm and a half. The cries will reach the heavens. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1528
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:00:00 -
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doom! doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!! |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
633
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:02:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:doom! doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!
it only works if you dress up like Moses. Cast down a stone tablet of release notes and exclaim "NONE SHALL PASS". |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
316
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:03:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:doom! doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!
success is just around the cooooorneerrr! |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
555
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Posted - 2013.06.11 17:20:00 -
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Oh oh, now you gone and done it. You have ensconced yourself in the robe of FANBOY and have ever been relegated to the pile of people not listened to.
Never mind whether or not it's true. |
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