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iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 625	Posted - 2013.06.11 15:50:00 - [1] - Quote 1. Other games. Its a scientific fact that all gamers are basement dwelling neckbeards with an autism spectrum disorder. They can only play one game at a time. Ever. In fact, governments have a special department that comes to your house and kicks you in the shins everytime you try to play another game while you're on your desgnated play time for your "primary simulated environmental recreation simulation". 2. The PS4 Its obvious that Dust 514 will never come out on the PS4, simple reason. CCP and Sony hate money. I hear they were going to give PS4s away, but that would mean the poor gamer types would get confused with more than one console in thier home. Also Hilmar says he doesn't really like half the developers at CCP so he flew them to Shanghai to get rid of them. Because they make him money, and he hates that. There they spent hours of thier life, toiling away while chained to thier desks being overseen by armed gaurds. It's not Dust they are working on, they just have to type "isuck" over and over again. Also CCP never knew about the PS4, my buddy in Sony told me after the high level talks that CCP and Sony negotiated changing how the PSN works to make Dust a reality, they never mentioned the PS4 at all and had a good laugh about it after words, calling the CCP guys "suckers". 3. Bugs, bugs everywhere. Even though eve online has been running for 10 years and is almost unrecognisable to its eariest bare bones versions, it actually hardly ever works. Those subscriber numbers are totally false. CCP never fixes bugs. Infact I'm sure a CCP dev said at one point: "bugs, we like them, its our goal at CCP to make our costumers really angry with us, because the suckers just keep playing and posting anyway, and we like to post the best angry internet posts and the wall while we make our arts and crafts we pass the time with". 4. Its Free to play. This lie is so obvious everyone can see the horrible truth. You can download it for free. Make a character for free. Play in games for free. Be part of the social aspect for free. But if you buy aurum and pay for boosters you are magically transported to a work where free doesn't mean free and dogs and cats live together. In addition to this, CCP have a special community squad dressed in specially made Dropsuits that come to your house at night and suck out the rubys in your belly through your belly button. The more rubies you give the more CCP alters you account in order to let you win. Ever seen a guy stop taking damage at half shield, at armour or half armour? Those guys give the most rubies. 5. Community Doomsayers. Its a fact that everyone always listen to everyone else on internet forums. It is the power of thier Moses cosplay outfits they wear when typing on the forum. These master manipulators of the general gamer population should not be under estimated. I hear though there poswer only workd when scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at thier screen while typing. As an example I'd like to cite the great "eve is dead" forum blitz of 2004 when thousands of people who didn't like Eve very much, went to the forums after 3 hours of playing the game and ranted about how awful the game was. The servers promtly closed in the winter of 2004 and CCP stopped trading in 2005. I hear Hilmar, the former CEO of CCP now runs a mobile phone shop in Iceland called 'Svifn+¦kkvinn minn er fullur af +ílum".
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 625	Posted - 2013.06.11 15:51:00 - [2] - Quote BobThe843CakeMan wrote: Battlefront 3 You never read that did you.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 625	Posted - 2013.06.11 15:56:00 - [3] - Quote gbh08 wrote: me either feck that wall of uninteresting text Honestly, how long did it take you to write all that out? and then why would you bother? Some you guys need to stop skilling into forum'ing and get out more Not long, Im a fast typer. Your mean. Your going into the book of grudges. Now where did I put my quill.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 627	Posted - 2013.06.11 16:02:00 - [4] - Quote WyrmHero1945 wrote: Last time I checked they say they didn't had plans for PS4. Saw it on the Fanfest video btw. No E3 trailers nor announcements either. They're also silent on the forums as well, typical. No PS4 = fail. I'll turn sarcasm off for a sec. Just because its not annouced doesn't mean its not happening. I think its very likely that its happening. I don't understand what all the stomping and gnashing of teeth is about.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 627	Posted - 2013.06.11 16:03:00 - [5] - Quote Obodiah Garro wrote: icey is a ******* idiot, that is all You're also going into the dreaded book of grudges. I shall return your "witty put down" in kind sir. The gloves. Are off.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 627	Posted - 2013.06.11 16:07:00 - [6] - Quote Panther Alpha wrote: Fanboys are getting desperate....I wonder how much longer you going to defend Dust 514, before you join us in the Dark Side. The Denial is Strong with this one. Join the Sith academy ..we'll teach you the true path of the Force. No... The forums are for defence and knowledge, never for attack.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 631	Posted - 2013.06.11 16:52:00 - [7] - Quote Vickers S Grunt wrote: "I do not like this game.... but i keep playing because i do not want to fall behind in skill points and lose my advantage even tho i think the game is going to fail horribly and be gone in a years time . My extensive internet knowledge of the financial market and free to play gaming industry tells me this .Even tho i could use this forum to provide constructive feedback on valid game issues i prefer to rant about how i know this game will fail . Having worked on multiple AAA titles i know exactly how long it takes to produce and test game assets and its not this long " Your version is better. Maybe people would actually read that one.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 631	Posted - 2013.06.11 16:54:00 - [8] - Quote WyrmHero1945 wrote: iceyburnz wrote: WyrmHero1945 wrote: Last time I checked they say they didn't had plans for PS4. Saw it on the Fanfest video btw. No E3 trailers nor announcements either. They're also silent on the forums as well, typical. No PS4 = fail. I'll turn sarcasm off for a sec. Just because its not annouced doesn't mean its not happening. I think its very likely that its happening. I don't understand what all the stomping and gnashing of teeth is about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYglEoJyNc&feature=youtube_gdata_player Skip to exactly 49:27, when the girl asks about PS4 and CCP Remnant says PS3 still has a lot of life. Hey thanks for posting that. I have seen it and I would argue that, that doesn't remove the possibility. I pretict thats Dust 514 will be available to play on the PS4 as a PS3 title. Then as the PS3 numbers slowly dwindle it will get a "PS3 no longer supported" Oh yeah, that will be a forum storm and a half. The cries will reach the heavens.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 633	Posted - 2013.06.11 17:02:00 - [9] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: doom! doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!! it only works if you dress up like Moses. Cast down a stone tablet of release notes and exclaim "NONE SHALL PASS".
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 634	Posted - 2013.06.11 17:24:00 - [10] - Quote Crash Monster wrote: Oh oh, now you gone and done it. You have ensconced yourself in the robe of FANBOY and have ever been relegated to the pile of people not listened to. Never mind whether or not it's true. Im not pro-CCP just pro-reason, pro-rational discussion and pro-irony. Its a scientific fact that people who use terms like "fanboy" or any derivation thereof, probably arn't worth listening to either.

iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 636	Posted - 2013.06.11 17:29:00 - [11] - Quote fenrir storm wrote: Any one remember templar two ? he actually used to post in the beta forums about how dust would end up if things didn't change and many mocked him. Looks like most the time his posts were spot on I do remember him. I'm going to have to use necromancy to plumb the depths to see if what he said did come true.
iceyburnz Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation 636	Posted - 2013.06.11 17:29:00 - [12] - Quote Crash Monster wrote: iceyburnz wrote: Im not pro-CCP just pro-reason, pro-rational discussion and pro-irony. Its a scientific fact that people who use terms like "fanboy" or any derivation thereof, probably arn't worth listening to either. Facts aren't important unless you use the word "proof" in relation to them. C'mon now, to stay alive in these forums you'll have to step it up a notch. Nobody else on these forums bothers with stuff like proof when making predictions. I thought I was blending right in :(

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