With Dark Cloud banished to the outerlands of Nottheforum. I proclaim myself as king.

I demand you swear fealty to me, the Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Innocents and the one true King.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

The only other person in the realm with legitimate claim is KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf, but he knows not to try and take the crown from me.

Huh?

Who are you?

/methinks someone didn't get their fix of GOT last week and is bringing it into the heavens.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

All of you are nerds and your rule goes nowhere beyond your mom's basement...

But doesn't Pearson mean you have a father with the name of Pear?

( Says the Nerd that live in her mom's basement )....

Good girl, keep sucking up enough maybe one day you can make Impswarm.

Good girl, keep sucking up enough maybe one day you can make Impswarm.

Well, your a tanker (noob no-talent class) in a FPS game as Dark was, so you'll fit right in.

While tankers wait for their proto OP noobery to come back from CCPhail, please join the "my wanker is tiny" LAV club. They want you now!!! You meet the minimum requirements, no worries

With Dark Cloud banished to the outerlands of Nottheforum. I proclaim myself as king.

I demand you swear fealty to me, the Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Innocents and the one true King.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

All hail King Jason, Son of Pear!


Unquestioned ruler of the neckbeards,
Overseer of all the chronic masturbaters,
Protector of the glorious sh*t buckets!


May his dominion of "Mom's Basement" be eternally stocked with Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and the lube smell never too pungent!

Mithridates VI, official ruler of the Locker Room, does not recognise your rule.

I haven't seen any evidence that your alleged former king ever held the crown.

And I didn't vote for you either.

My girlfriend says CCP FoxFour is king. So... who are you again?

(NOTE: SocksFour is forum JESTER. My girlfriend is a little batty)

BOOGERISKING

What happened to the forum sheriff from months ago?

A king who doe not love anime is no king at all.

I think I'm more suited for that terrible role - but since I don't want it - if you give me enough ISK I'll help make this awful dream come true.

With Dark Cloud banished to the outerlands of Nottheforum. I proclaim myself as king.

I demand you swear fealty to me, the Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Innocents and the one true King.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

Too much Game of Thrones,
Nuff said.

Mithridates VI, official ruler of the Locker Room, does not recognise your rule.

I think.. I may have a problem..

HAHA your funny, but me and BAD FURRY rule the locker room. see, i was first err second. also for those whom didn't have the divine pleasure of knowing BAD FURRY this thread was locked for language...

But I like Anime :( Depends on the show itself, but something akin to love is there for some of them.. :D

(And I'm a massive bleachfag, true story.)

Shame - Bleach is terrible after he returns from the spirit realm.

Try Attack on Titans, When They Cry, Spice and Wolf, Black Lagoon, or something that isn't filled with enough fillers to rival Naruto.

With Dark Cloud banished to the outerlands of Nottheforum. I proclaim myself as king.

I demand you swear fealty to me, the Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Innocents and the one true King.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

I will, I liked Bleach simply because it ran for so long, I hate things that last a few episodes, I just want more, so much so even when they bring out awful fillers, I try to enjoy them..

How is the protector of the realm going for you

A king who doe not love anime is no king at all.

I think I'm more suited for that terrible role - but since I don't want it - if you give me enough ISK I'll help make this awful dream come true.

Ah, I see. There really isn't any anime at all that runs long term that I'd recommend to anyone sadly. One Piece and Fairy Tale is great for people who like exagerated drama and action - but eh.

How about do me a solid and watch Madoka Magica. Watch nothing else. If by episode 3 you aren't hooked you can drop it.

There have been no acts of violence nor crime in General Discussion, under my rule the realm has flourished and construction is starting to begin on my monument. It is a good day to be the King.

Shame - Bleach is terrible after he returns from the spirit realm.

Try Attack on Titans, When They Cry, Spice and Wolf, Black Lagoon, or something that isn't filled with enough fillers to rival Naruto.

Ah, I see. There really isn't any anime at all that runs long term that I'd recommend to anyone sadly. One Piece and Fairy Tale is great for people who like exagerated drama and action - but eh.

How about do me a solid and watch Madoka Magica. Watch nothing else. If by episode 3 you aren't hooked you can drop it.

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have to like anime to be a king?, NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Join us warlord, we have characters with huge eyes, HUGE EYES!!!!!

HAHA you're funny, but me and BAD FURRY rule the locker room. see, i was first err second. also for those whom didn't have the divine pleasure of knowing BAD FURRY this thread was locked for language...


EDIT: fear not SoTa PoP for the fair and kind king of the locker room shares your love of the anime :)

I will never like anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Insolent infidels! One does not become the king of the Locker Room until one creates and/or actively participates in the most viewed thread in the Locker Room.

On the matter at hand: as the member of the LR's ruling council (not a representative, mind you), I accept Jason's rule if the noble son of Pear wishes to cooperate with our council for the sake of these entire forums.

I will never like anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Insolent infidels! One does not become the king of the Locker Room until one creates and/or actively participates in the most viewed thread in the Locker Room.

On the matter at hand: as the member of the LR's ruling council (not a representative, mind you), I accept Jason's rule if the noble son of Pear wishes to cooperate with our council for the sake of these entire forums.

Anime is a gateway to child pornography.

The last time STB claimed ownership of something a certain group had to step in and show them how wrong they were.

Let's not repeat history here ;)

Anime is a gateway to child pornography.

Correction, anime is the gateway to hentai.

No

Ooh anime Harry potter
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1208887/if-harry-potter-was-an-anime-how-about-yes

Why lotis guy

Never going to look

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1219852/mrw-someone-tells-me-that-he-didnt-like-the-an-ecchi-anime-because-of-the-plot
(Sota's reason) http://www.memecenter.com/fun/1055567/i-only-watch-anime-because-of-the-plot

To all those claiming ownership: You need to pass through me first. Consider me the Sword in the Stone. If you can't pull my favors to your direction then trolling will always be a plague in your fake domain.

And When They Cry is definetly filled with moments lol

No bacon for the animers

To all those claiming ownership: You need to pass through me first. Consider me the Sword in the Stone. If you can't pull my favors to your direction then trolling will always be a plague in your fake domain.

And When They Cry is definetly filled with moments lol

As an often absent member of that council I too add my support.

With Dark Cloud banished to the outerlands of Nottheforum. I proclaim myself as king.

I demand you swear fealty to me, the Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Innocents and the one true King.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

You will never have bacon again for your anime jokes

GD and The War Room are where I normally lurk - So I guess Locker room is safe for people to claim.

Sorry Warlord - I am too powerful for you.

Bacon loves me - as does anime.

You have to pay 500mil to have bacon again

Sir, I appreciate your willingness to join our ruling body, but I am afraid that you do not yet qualify due to too much absence and current lack of your insight into everything we discuss in that thread.

For bacon I'd pay a billion <3

how about 300 billion sounds good

how about 300 billion sounds good

I thought bacon was the ruler on the forums, he can derail any thread on demand.

Anime derails just as easily lol

No an Anime about bacon will derail the whole internet.

Warlord? Anime wuvs you

Anime > Bacon.

And both love me more then you ;)

I'm the true King

With Dark Cloud banished to the outerlands of Nottheforum. I proclaim myself as king.

I demand you swear fealty to me, the Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Innocents and the one true King.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

I only have one question. How are your parents going to get a big and heavy throne down into the basement?

You're the king of the regnums, Jason is the king of the forums, Sota is the herald of anime, warlord is the avatar of bacon, and I am the number 5 poster on the forums.

This would be a good question, but I am not American, I do not have a basement. I am Welsh, I built a wooden shed around my big heavy throne and now my sheep guard the door.

Sorry but you're not actually number 5. That site says I'm 9th - but add all my alts together? I'd get easily another 500 likes and plenty of more posts ;)

Well if you'd just posted on your main, oh wait, you can't

I've got plenty of SoTa alts to turn too ;)

Haven't they ip banned you yet? Ban evasion is a perma ban offense isn't it?

This would be a good question, but I am not American, I do not have a basement. I am Welsh, I built a wooden shed around my big heavy throne and now my sheep guard the door.

I'm English and I own a basement (and the bit above it).

In fact , I knew a Welshman many years ago, he had a basement too, IIRC he did have a shed in the backyard. But unlike you, he didn't have any sheep or a throne.

He wasn't a king of a forum for a buggy, mildly popular free FPS either. But in his defence... he did have a good job and a smoking hot wife.

Well.. I need to get myself a basement and a smoking hot wife..

You're the king of the regnums, Jason is the king of the forums, Sota is the herald of anime, warlord is the avatar of bacon and Awesomeness, and I am the number 5 poster on the forums.

This would be a good question, but I am not American, I do not have a basement. I am Welsh, I built a wooden shed around my big heavy throne and now my sheep guard the door.

But your welsh, sheep is the best you'll manage

You're the king of the regnums, Jason is the king of the forums, Sota is the herald of anime, warlord is the avatar of bacon, and I am the number 5 poster on the forums.

Game of thrones theme

AND SO STARTS THE GAME OF THRONES.

Oh don't you worry kids. You are all kings and forum master trolls, owners of sections and conquerors of worlds in your hearts.

Nice to meet you!!

I'm the king of the logistics

Hm,

Hm...

My loyal subjects, I've been away for too long, I was visiting far away kingdoms that lacked Interwebz, for that I am sorry.

must have at least 2000+ Likes to be king. Sorry. :P

With Dark Cloud banished to the outerlands of Nottheforum. I proclaim myself as king.

I demand you swear fealty to me, the Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Innocents and the one true King.

King Jason Pearson, First of his name.

Thread was still going despite me being away, obviously people agree I should be king.
Proof? This fancy new Notification system lets me know ALL the things.

Then you'll know only scrubs have supported you ;)

Hm

My loyal subjects, I've been away for too long, I was visiting far away kingdoms that lacked Interwebz, for that I am sorry.

When the scrubs outnumber you 100:1, It doesn't matter.

Oh you silly CRONOS guys - always trying to say quantity > quality. That's worked well for you guys so far, eh?