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Cat Merc
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:52:00 -
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CCP has revealed a new light frame suit!
This suit is a support one.
Has zero slots, no weapons, no low/medium slots, no equipment, no grenades.
It is the "Exotic Dancer" suit!
Its only available for females, and once you press R1 you character stands in place and starts dancing.
Every male character of the enemy team that is within range of the exotic dancing will stop in place, lower his weapon and start drooling.
Any females will start asking the male characters if they think the exotic dancers look better than them.
Any answer the male character gives will result in the female character killing the male character.
If there are no female characters to kill the males, you need to bring teammates that will shoot the drooling soldiers. |
VLIGHT5
The Judas Coalition
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:55:00 -
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I'm gay irl though so I get immunity right |
Cat Merc
BetaMax.
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:56:00 -
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VLIGHT5 wrote:I'm gay irl though so I get immunity right
The exotic dancer suit uses highly experimental biotics to turn any gay man straight.
It only affects the person within the range of the suit, and once the person is out of range with the exotic dancer he goes back to normal. |
VLIGHT5
The Judas Coalition
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:57:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:VLIGHT5 wrote:I'm gay irl though so I get immunity right The exotic dancer suit uses highly experimental biotics to turn any gay man straight. It only affects the person within the range of the suit, and once the person is out of range with the exotic dancer he goes back to normal.
What about lesbian clones |
Nova Fortis
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:00:00 -
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When will the male equivalent be announced? :) |
Cat Merc
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:00:00 -
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VLIGHT5 wrote:Cat Merc wrote:VLIGHT5 wrote:I'm gay irl though so I get immunity right The exotic dancer suit uses highly experimental biotics to turn any gay man straight. It only affects the person within the range of the suit, and once the person is out of range with the exotic dancer he goes back to normal. What about lesbian clones
They stay lesbian, for obvious reasons. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:07:00 -
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Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. |
Cat Merc
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:08:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too.
Highly advanced biotics dude.
You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent.
Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. |
Forlorn Destrier
ZionTCD
Unclaimed.
996
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:09:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE.
Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune. |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:10:00 -
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Damn.
Bought the banana hammock for nothing.
Bummer. |
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Cat Merc
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:14:00 -
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Forlorn Destrier wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune.
Yes but exotic dancers can upgrade their biotics, since they have a special slot called "Seduction".
They have 5 of those. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:24:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Forlorn Destrier wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune. Yes but exotic dancers can upgrade their biotics, since they have a special slot called "Seduction". They have 5 of those.
This is a placeholder for the joke I am not doing here. You may now continue the thread. |
Forlorn Destrier
ZionTCD
Unclaimed.
996
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:26:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Forlorn Destrier wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune. Yes but exotic dancers can upgrade their biotics, since they have a special slot called "Seduction". They have 5 of those.
No, there are only 3. |
General John Ripper
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Unclaimed.
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:29:00 -
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Fappin to this thread |
Gigatron Prime
The.Primes
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:45:00 -
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This reminds me of Metal Gear.... |
Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:54:00 -
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Forlorn Destrier wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune.
Blockade Runners have no such inherent bonus.
You're thinking of DSTs |
Forlorn Destrier
ZionTCD
Unclaimed.
998
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:55:00 -
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Alaika Arbosa wrote:Forlorn Destrier wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune. Blockade Runners have no such inherent bonus. You're thinking of DSTs
Chocolate ice cream is still ice cream - I've known plenty of people who use them to run blockades. |
Ryder Azorria
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:56:00 -
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You'd think that after just getting unbanned a couple of days ago Cat Merc would refrain from the shiptoasting for a little while at least...
...Nope. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:56:00 -
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Gigatron Prime wrote:This reminds me of Metal Gear....
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Alaika Arbosa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Interstellar Murder of Crows
242
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:59:00 -
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Forlorn Destrier wrote:Alaika Arbosa wrote:Forlorn Destrier wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune. Blockade Runners have no such inherent bonus. You're thinking of DSTs Chocolate ice cream is still ice cream.
huh?
BR and DST are both subsets of Transport Ships.
BR = Unscannable
DST = Increased Warp Core Strength |
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DigiOps
Kirkinen Risk Control
Caldari State
287
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:12:00 -
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Nova Fortis wrote:When will the male equivalent be announced? :)
Soon (tm) |
Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
342
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:25:00 -
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I love me this Exotic Dancer trend.....makes buying them EVE side so worth while. |
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