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Cat Merc
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:52:00 -
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CCP has revealed a new light frame suit!
This suit is a support one.
Has zero slots, no weapons, no low/medium slots, no equipment, no grenades.
It is the "Exotic Dancer" suit!
Its only available for females, and once you press R1 you character stands in place and starts dancing.
Every male character of the enemy team that is within range of the exotic dancing will stop in place, lower his weapon and start drooling.
Any females will start asking the male characters if they think the exotic dancers look better than them.
Any answer the male character gives will result in the female character killing the male character.
If there are no female characters to kill the males, you need to bring teammates that will shoot the drooling soldiers. |
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:56:00 -
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VLIGHT5 wrote:I'm gay irl though so I get immunity right
The exotic dancer suit uses highly experimental biotics to turn any gay man straight.
It only affects the person within the range of the suit, and once the person is out of range with the exotic dancer he goes back to normal. |
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:00:00 -
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VLIGHT5 wrote:Cat Merc wrote:VLIGHT5 wrote:I'm gay irl though so I get immunity right The exotic dancer suit uses highly experimental biotics to turn any gay man straight. It only affects the person within the range of the suit, and once the person is out of range with the exotic dancer he goes back to normal. What about lesbian clones
They stay lesbian, for obvious reasons. |
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:08:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too.
Highly advanced biotics dude.
You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent.
Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. |
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:14:00 -
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Forlorn Destrier wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Unless she makes great sammiches and does laundry without complaint, I'm betting I'm immune too. Highly advanced biotics dude. You will need a special module called "Gayness inducer", which will give you immunity to some extent. Its like the warp scarm and warp stabs in EVE. Disagree. The venture and blockade runners have this inherent - gay men do as well. I say they are immune.
Yes but exotic dancers can upgrade their biotics, since they have a special slot called "Seduction".
They have 5 of those. |
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