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ReGnUM Public Relations
Imperfects Public Relations
328
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:32:00 -
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At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR ReGnUM PR |
Azura Sakura
Militaires-Sans-Frontieres
30
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:35:00 -
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ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR ReGnUM PR lol... This is getting good (gotta get more popcorn). |
Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
101
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:38:00 -
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I hope Kane got to be the one to rescue the young boys. I know how much he loves those. |
Rhorian Darkstar
Dark Force Katana General Tso's Alliance
42
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:41:00 -
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so can we have there exotic dancer? |
Icy TIG3R
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
208
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:41:00 -
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This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. |
Rhorian Darkstar
Dark Force Katana General Tso's Alliance
42
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:44:00 -
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Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. Don't be mad that that there pillaging your cities and ravaging you populations. you just pick the a fight with the kid with the bigger stick |
Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
101
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:45:00 -
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Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser.
Every Imperfect gets a catamite - it's in their contract. That's what Impswarm is for. Fresh boys to replace the old worn out ones from Internal Error. |
Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
101
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:46:00 -
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Rhorian Darkstar wrote:Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. Don't be mad that that there pillaging your cities and ravaging you populations. you just pick the a fight with the kid with the bigger stick
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Forlorn Destrier
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
994
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:48:00 -
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ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR ReGnUM PR
Funny, I was under the impression that Zitro didn't care about PC or anything to do with the "meta" of the game - that you would just be pawns (ahem mercenaries) of other corps. Fascinating.
EDIT: In seriousness, I rather enjoyed reading this - your PR skills, they are improving. |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
50
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:51:00 -
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Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. They went through mental evaluations 1v1 with the imperfects as a show of faith that we have there best interests in mind.
Many were found to be too far gone into QG's clutches to be saved immediately and are currently being rehabilitated. We will not ask STB to pay for the lodgings and staff required to help these children - but let it be known they will be helped through the best doctors and psychologists we can find and will be sent back into normal society and there families. All efforts thus far have been slow and the children chant the phrase, "Yes master" when spoken too.
SoTa PoP was very upset that not a single anime girl was found. |
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Forlorn Destrier
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
994
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:54:00 -
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SoTah Pawp wrote:Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. They went through mental evaluations 1v1 with the imperfects as a show of faith that we have there best interests in mind. Many were found to be too far gone into QG's clutches to be saved immediately and are currently being rehabilitated. We will not ask STB to pay for the lodgings and staff required to help these children - but let it be known they will be helped through the best doctors and psychologists we can find and will be sent back into normal society and there families. All efforts thus far have been slow and the children chant the phrase, "Yes master" when spoken too. SoTa PoP was very upset that not a single anime girl was found.
SoTa - you lack the tentacles anyway. |
Foxhound Elite
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
118
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Posted - 2013.05.28 21:58:00 -
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... meanwhile, Seraphim Initiative have landed and planted the Cronos. Flag in Hrober VIII, also known as Imperfects home system. |
Skittles McDuckett
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
61
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:02:00 -
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SoTah Pawp wrote:Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. They went through mental evaluations 1v1 with the imperfects as a show of faith that we have there best interests in mind. Many were found to be too far gone into QG's clutches to be saved immediately and are currently being rehabilitated. We will not ask STB to pay for the lodgings and staff required to help these children - but let it be known they will be helped through the best doctors and psychologists we can find and will be sent back into normal society and there families. All efforts thus far have been slow and the children chant the phrase, "Yes master" when spoken too. SoTa PoP was very upset that not a single anime girl was found.
there =/= their
http://www.diffen.com/difference/Their_vs_There
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Nexus Tau
DIOS EX. Gentlemen's Agreement
37
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:10:00 -
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ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR ReGnUM PR This confirms that Imperfects have huge egos, It's just ONE district, somone can take it with little to no effort. |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
51
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:10:00 -
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Skittles McDuckett wrote:SoTah Pawp wrote:Icy TIG3R wrote:This just in, each of the Imperfects requested one of the slave boys into their chambers for the night.
Curioser and curioser. They went through mental evaluations 1v1 with the imperfects as a show of faith that we have their best interests in mind. Many were found to be too far gone into QG's clutches to be saved immediately and are currently being rehabilitated. We will not ask STB to pay for the lodgings and staff required to help these children - but let it be known they will be helped through the best doctors and psychologists we can find and will be sent back into normal society and there families. All efforts thus far have been slow and the children chant the phrase, "Yes master" when spoken too. SoTa PoP was very upset that not a single anime girl was found. there =/= their http://www.diffen.com/difference/Their_vs_There Edited the one word you found that angst you enough to post. You're welcome. Now as a compromise can you actually fight? :) |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
51
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:12:00 -
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Nexus Tau wrote:ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR ReGnUM PR This confirms that Imperfects have huge egos, It's just ONE district, somone can take it with little to no effort. Gentlemens Agreement saying that taking an STB district takes little to no effort? What happen to STB being top dogs? Now even the little guys say it's easy. |
Forlorn Destrier
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
996
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:12:00 -
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Nexus Tau wrote:ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR ReGnUM PR This confirms that Imperfects have huge egos, It's just ONE district, somone can take it with little to no effort. It's one district that they took on a whim. And by the way, I would love to see how easy it is for you to take the district from them. Imps are pretty good, last I checked, whereas I have never heard of you.
Don't get me wrong - I hate them. But I do respect them. |
Ric Barlom
Seraphim Auxiliaries CRONOS.
200
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:15:00 -
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You guys need to get that guy who yells everything into the mic two or three times as your PR dude. I mean, then we get to see duplicated posts here on Dust 514 forums. |
The Attorney General
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
57
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:17:00 -
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Meh, imperfects need validation too I suppose.
I just wish the really mouthy NF members had enough skill to play in these matches.
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Jenza's Pants
Kang Lo Directorate Gallente Federation
25
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:18:00 -
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Will QG never touch these silky drapes again? Find out after the LIMPeration is completed. |
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Ric Barlom
Seraphim Auxiliaries CRONOS.
200
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:20:00 -
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The Attorney General wrote:Meh, imperfects need validation too I suppose.
I just wish the really mouthy NF members had enough skill to play in these matches.
I guess you didn't see the newest clip then, huh? I mean my God, if the guy who says everything two or three times isn't "mouthy", then I've got no clue who is! |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
51
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:21:00 -
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The Attorney General wrote:Meh, imperfects need validation too I suppose.
I just wish the really mouthy NF members had enough skill to play in these matches.
You're either confused stupid or blind.
But that's fine - I'm from ZTCD myself so I know first hand how ill-informed there members are.
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Ric Barlom
Seraphim Auxiliaries CRONOS.
200
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:22:00 -
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SoTah Pawp wrote:The Attorney General wrote:Meh, imperfects need validation too I suppose.
I just wish the really mouthy NF members had enough skill to play in these matches.
You're either confused stupid or blind. But that's fine - I'm from ZTCD myself so I know first hand how ill-informed there members are. Damn right he is! So SoTa, are you gonna tell me who the guy who says everything two or three times is? |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
51
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:26:00 -
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Ric Barlom wrote:SoTah Pawp wrote:The Attorney General wrote:Meh, imperfects need validation too I suppose.
I just wish the really mouthy NF members had enough skill to play in these matches.
You're either confused stupid or blind. But that's fine - I'm from ZTCD myself so I know first hand how ill-informed there members are. Damn right he is! So SoTa, are you gonna tell me who the guy who says everything two or three times is? I'm not... sure what you're asking for?
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Ric Barlom
Seraphim Auxiliaries CRONOS.
200
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:29:00 -
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SoTah Pawp wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:SoTah Pawp wrote:The Attorney General wrote:Meh, imperfects need validation too I suppose.
I just wish the really mouthy NF members had enough skill to play in these matches.
You're either confused stupid or blind. But that's fine - I'm from ZTCD myself so I know first hand how ill-informed there members are. Damn right he is! So SoTa, are you gonna tell me who the guy who says everything two or three times is? I'm not... sure what you're asking for? I dunno, bro, I'm high on life. I mean my God the sun is shining, I'm on a summer break, relaxing and then I find this video clip where the guy who says everything two or three times is saying everything two or three times, bro! I mean life's great! So I guess you understand that I might not know what I'm asking for either. |
hooc order
Deep Space Republic Gentlemen's Agreement
141
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:33:00 -
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Quote:What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers
I have heard better trash talk on a Minecraft PvE server.
-1 |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
51
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:33:00 -
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Ric Barlom wrote: So I guess you understand that I might not know what I'm asking for either. I've come to accept most blue berries don't. |
Ric Barlom
Seraphim Auxiliaries CRONOS.
200
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:35:00 -
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SoTah Pawp wrote:Ric Barlom wrote: So I guess you understand that I might not know what I'm asking for either. I've come to accept most blue berries don't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4PsL8DWKmI
I'm talking about the guy who says everything two or three times! |
Knight SoIaire
Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
629
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:36:00 -
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Ric Barlom wrote:The Attorney General wrote:Meh, imperfects need validation too I suppose.
I just wish the really mouthy NF members had enough skill to play in these matches.
I guess you didn't see the newest clip then, huh? I mean my God, if the guy who says everything two or three times isn't "mouthy", then I've got no clue who is!
You know whats funny?
How you've mentioned that clip 2 or 3 times.
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Heimdallr69
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
179
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Posted - 2013.05.28 22:37:00 -
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ReGnUM Public Relations wrote:At Approximately 22:30 GMT or 4:30 Est the Imperfects officially landed and the took the first district on Meldolf V. Screams of joy erupted when mercenaries Mr Zitro, ReGnYuM, and 13ear plunged the Imperfect Flag claiming the district in the of name Negative Feedback.. Scoreboards will be posted at a later time.
What started as a simple investigation into why young Minmatar boys were disappearing into Quick Gloves personal bed chambers. Has now escalated into a full blown war. Furthermore, it is even more troubling that Quick Gloves has spent all this ISK to hinder our investigation. As leaders of the free mercenary world, it is our duty to get to the bottom of this. We ask that all civilians on Meldolf V to bunker down and not enter combat zones under any circumstances. War is never a pleasant thing.
Lastly in respect, we ask that all STB discontinue from using the word Sver Prime for you no longer hold every district. Meldolf V is now appropriate.
Thank You for your time respectfully,
Chief of Staff Imperfects PR ReGnUM PR Lol you made my day nice post |
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