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Mithridates Vl
Imperfects Public Relations
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:10:00 -
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In Greek Mythology, it was fated that the Titan Cronus would be overthrown by one of his children. To prevent this from happening, with the birth of every child Cronus would swallow them whole and hold them inside his body, stifling them and preventing them from developing as they naturally should, into the first Ol-IMP-ians.
By great effort, a single child managed to escape this and was allowed to grow free from the influence of the power-mad Cronus. On reaching maturity, the child returned to his parent's domain and compelled Cronus to free those who were trapped within, before leading the revolt against the aging and corrupt dynasty of Titans which Cronus headed. In this "war of the gods", this first Ol-IMP-ian lead his siblings to victory through which they obtained supremacy and claimed the right to rule the heavens.
Interesting, no? |
Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic ROFL BROS
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:11:00 -
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Kratos? |
Mithridates Vl
Imperfects Public Relations
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:11:00 -
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[spoilers]
Dear mods,
It's a game-related metaphor. I know, we're all shocked.
-Mith
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Anmol Singh
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:12:00 -
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Mithridates Vl wrote:In Greek Mythology, it was fated that the Titan Cronus (called CRONOS by some) would be overthrown by one of his children. To prevent this from happening, with the birth of every child Cronus would swallow them whole and hold them inside his body, stifling them and preventing them from developing as they naturally should, into the first Ol-IMP-ians.
By great effort, a single child managed to escape this and was allowed to grow free from the influence of the power-mad Cronus. On reaching maturity, the child returned to his parent's domain and compelled Cronus to free those who were trapped within, before leading the revolt against the aging and corrupt dynasty of Titans which Cronus headed. In this "war of the gods", this first Ol-IMP-ian lead his siblings to victory through which they obtained supremacy and claimed the right to rule the heavens.
Interesting, no?
ZEUS.. |
Acnologia X
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:13:00 -
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Damn that is scary accurate |
Green Living
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:13:00 -
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I hope you put as much effort in real life as you do on these forums. |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:15:00 -
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Green Living wrote:I hope you put as much effort in real life as you do on these forums. In real life I am a friendless neckbeard. No passers by on the street were interested when I told them about Cronus. |
Noc Tempre
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:19:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Green Living wrote:I hope you put as much effort in real life as you do on these forums. In real life I am a friendless neckbeard. No passers by on the street were interested when I told them about Cronus.
Confirmed. I considered giving him so bread to go away but he wouldn't shut up about greek gods and how they love to have sex with their sisters. |
Green Living
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:21:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Green Living wrote:I hope you put as much effort in real life as you do on these forums. In real life I am a friendless neckbeard. No passers by on the street were interested when I told them about Cronus.
#heatethebones |
Veruska Ill
Sebiestor Field Sappers Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:26:00 -
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Insta-education through video-games and their corresponding forums. Gods have mercy on us. |
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Sloth9230
Reaper Galactic ROFL BROS
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:29:00 -
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Veruska Ill wrote:Gods have mercy on us. No need to worry, Kratos killed them all |
Phoenix Archer 128
Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:29:00 -
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TBH, that is a pretty bad way to tell that story. Missing a lot of info...and I mean a lot. |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:30:00 -
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Phoenix Archer 128 wrote:TBH, that is a pretty bad way to tell that story. Missing a lot of info...and I mean a lot. You can't criticise MITHology. You don't even know what it is. |
The Loathing
The Southern Legion RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:54:00 -
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I was double taking the fact that you have the same character name in different Corps, Mith! Then saw how you must've done the sneaky! Well played.
Us 'strayans take a while on the uptake :D |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:56:00 -
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The Loathing wrote:I was double taking the fact that you have the same character name in different Corps, Mith! Then saw how you must've done the sneaky! Well played.
Us 'strayans take a while on the uptake :D I'm very crafty. |
Dorvin Loire
Dark Firebird TF
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Posted - 2013.05.19 23:57:00 -
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Mithridates Vl wrote:In Greek Mythology, it was fated that the Titan Cronus would be overthrown by one of his children. To prevent this from happening, with the birth of every child Cronus would swallow them whole and hold them inside his body, stifling them and preventing them from developing as they naturally should, into the first Ol-IMP-ians.
By great effort, a single child managed to escape this and was allowed to grow free from the influence of the power-mad Cronus. On reaching maturity, the child returned to his parent's domain and compelled Cronus to free those who were trapped within, before leading the revolt against the aging and corrupt dynasty of Titans which Cronus headed. In this "war of the gods", this first Ol-IMP-ian lead his siblings to victory through which they obtained supremacy and claimed the right to rule the heavens.
Interesting, no?
And then the Greeks lived through their darkest years under the vain "Ol-IMP-ians", whose jealousy for anyone surpassing their own abilities drove them to commit horrible atrocities merely from their own insecurity as flawed gods.
I like this analogy. Feel free to continue. |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.05.20 00:04:00 -
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Dorvin Loire wrote:And then the Greeks lived through their darkest years under the vain "Ol-IMP-ians", whose jealousy for anyone surpassing their own abilities drove them to commit horrible atrocities merely from their own insecurity as flawed gods.
I like this analogy. Feel free to continue. Yeah, but the Gods had an awesome time of it.
LESSON: Side with the Gods. |
Mithridates VI
IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.05.20 06:38:00 -
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Dorvin Loire wrote:And then the Greeks lived through their darkest years under the vain "Ol-IMP-ians", whose jealousy for anyone surpassing their own abilities drove them to commit horrible atrocities merely from their own insecurity as flawed gods. Also, I like you. You're my new best friend.
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Faerghail Verticorda
Cult of the Dust Bunny Cave of Caerbannog
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:06:00 -
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Indeed a lovely story! *hands Mith an apple* |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:08:00 -
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Faerghail Verticorda wrote:Indeed a lovely story! *hands Mith an apple* What sort of apple? |
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Faerghail Verticorda
Cult of the Dust Bunny Cave of Caerbannog
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:12:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:What sort of apple? Golden and inscribed, of course. |
Elijah Sol' Dzusaki
Onward Defrosted Tuna Team
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:14:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Faerghail Verticorda wrote:Indeed a lovely story! *hands Mith an apple* What sort of apple? A magic "wishing" apple! |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:19:00 -
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Faerghail Verticorda wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:What sort of apple? Golden and inscribed, of course.
*fist shake*
Discordians, errywhere I bloody go.
EDIT: Are you the other Discordians who post here or is there a CABAL of you little buggers? |
Rusty Shallows
Black Jackals
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:22:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Dorvin Loire wrote:And then the Greeks lived through their darkest years under the vain "Ol-IMP-ians", whose jealousy for anyone surpassing their own abilities drove them to commit horrible atrocities merely from their own insecurity as flawed gods. Also, I like you. You're my new best friend. And yet you didn't even give him a like. *sigh* |
Mithridates VI
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:29:00 -
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Rusty Shallows wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:Dorvin Loire wrote:And then the Greeks lived through their darkest years under the vain "Ol-IMP-ians", whose jealousy for anyone surpassing their own abilities drove them to commit horrible atrocities merely from their own insecurity as flawed gods. Also, I like you. You're my new best friend. And yet you didn't even give him a like. *sigh* My likes are broken ;_; |
Finn Kempers
BetaMax. CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:29:00 -
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I sense jealousy |
steadyhand amarr
BetaMax Beta CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.20 07:56:00 -
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I'm kinda impressed at the amount of effort people go to regards to the alliance why do u guys care so much |
Freshticles
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.05.20 09:04:00 -
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If CRONOS is Cronus, who's balls did they chop off? |
Callidus Vanus
BetaMax. CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:07:00 -
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In the beginning there was CRONOS.
That is all. |
CrotchGrab 360
Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2013.05.20 11:43:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Green Living wrote:I hope you put as much effort in real life as you do on these forums. In real life I am a friendless neckbeard. No passers by on the street were interested when I told them about Cronus.
I'd shake your hand and help to half a crown if I were to pass you on the streets, however I don't think you can trust where that hand has been! |
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