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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
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Posted - 2013.05.04 01:03:00 -
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Even though I am no longer a heavy I will sign this. I will not shoot any heavies untill uprising, further more if I am engaged by a heavy I will only shoot him to 1/4 health and run away. |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
329
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Posted - 2013.05.04 01:16:00 -
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NeoWraith Acedia wrote:Lance 2ballzStrong wrote:
You can't take away range, and take away dmg the same time and call that balance.
*Two weeks later* CCP guy 1: Everyone on the forums keeps saying HMGs suck now CCP guy 2: Do you think it was the range or damage nerf? CCP guy 1: I don't know CCP guy 2: What do you mean you "don't know"? CCP guy 1: Well, we nerfed both at the same time... so we didn't get to see what would happen if we only nerfed one CCP guy 2: So how do we fix this then? CCP guy 3: increase ROF? *gets backhanded* CCP guy 4: Ehh, they're just heavies, who cares? 
Ccp guy 1: wait so your telling me the heavy has more base health but does less dmg at less range? That doesnt sound too bad....
Ccp guy 2: well yes. We buffed the health by like 75 so now they can take more dmg.
Ccp guy 1: wait..... 75? Thats like.... 2 shots from a duvolle.... wtf is that supposed to do?
Ccp guy 2: like I said dont worry. The assault players fund this game.... beaides they will prob come onto the forums and QQ about heavies having too much health....
Ccp guy 1: do you think we should tell them about the spool time shdbxien ed ichdnsixjbd
Ccp guy 2: wtf happened?
Ccp guy 3: ccp guy 1 has been reprimanded... I smashed his face into the keyboard to remind him we only only release certain information.... |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
332
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Posted - 2013.05.04 01:52:00 -
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Lance 2ballzStrong wrote:undeadsoldier90 wrote:NeoWraith Acedia wrote:Lance 2ballzStrong wrote:
You can't take away range, and take away dmg the same time and call that balance.
*Two weeks later* CCP guy 1: Everyone on the forums keeps saying HMGs suck now CCP guy 2: Do you think it was the range or damage nerf? CCP guy 1: I don't know CCP guy 2: What do you mean you "don't know"? CCP guy 1: Well, we nerfed both at the same time... so we didn't get to see what would happen if we only nerfed one CCP guy 2: So how do we fix this then? CCP guy 3: increase ROF? *gets backhanded* CCP guy 4: Ehh, they're just heavies, who cares? Ccp guy 1: wait so your telling me the heavy has more base health but does less dmg at less range? That doesnt sound too bad.... Ccp guy 2: well yes. We buffed the health by like 75 so now they can take more dmg. Ccp guy 1: wait..... 75? Thats like.... 2 shots from a duvolle.... wtf is that supposed to do? Ccp guy 2: like I said dont worry. The assault players fund this game.... beaides they will prob come onto the forums and QQ about heavies having too much health.... Ccp guy 1: do you think we should tell them about the spool time shdbxien ed ichdnsixjbd Ccp guy 2: wtf happened? Ccp guy 3: ccp guy 1 has been reprimanded... I smashed his face into the keyboard to remind him we only only release certain information.... I'm liking this little skit...sounds like it's based on a true story
Shall I continue? Lol
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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
332
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Posted - 2013.05.04 02:11:00 -
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^ +1 xero..... know one even knows who you are bro..... |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
333
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Posted - 2013.05.04 02:43:00 -
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undeadsoldier90 wrote:NeoWraith Acedia wrote:Lance 2ballzStrong wrote:
You can't take away range, and take away dmg the same time and call that balance.
*Two weeks later* CCP guy 1: Everyone on the forums keeps saying HMGs suck now CCP guy 2: Do you think it was the range or damage nerf? CCP guy 1: I don't know CCP guy 2: What do you mean you "don't know"? CCP guy 1: Well, we nerfed both at the same time... so we didn't get to see what would happen if we only nerfed one CCP guy 2: So how do we fix this then? CCP guy 3: increase ROF? *gets backhanded* CCP guy 4: Ehh, they're just heavies, who cares? Ccp guy 1: wait so your telling me the heavy has more base health but does less dmg at less range? That doesnt sound too bad.... Ccp guy 2: well yes. We buffed the health by like 75 so now they can take more dmg. Ccp guy 1: wait..... 75? Thats like.... 2 shots from a duvolle.... wtf is that supposed to do? Ccp guy 2: like I said dont worry. The assault players fund this game.... beaides they will prob come onto the forums and QQ about heavies having too much health.... Ccp guy 1: do you think we should tell them about the spool time shdbxien ed ichdnsixjbd Ccp guy 2: wtf happened? Ccp guy 3: ccp guy 1 has been reprimanded... I smashed his face into the keyboard to remind him we only only release certain information....
Ccp guy 3: I have successfuly stomped out the leak sir
Sony guy 1: Thank you ccp guy 3. We dont want the dust community to know about operation call of dust 514....
Ccp guy 3: yes that might lower our profit margin quite a bit...
Sony guy 3: most likely but no one has figured out that ccp was actually secretly purchased by Activision.
Activision guy 1: hello is this thing on?
Sony guy 3: yes we can hear you Activision guy 1.
Activision guy 1: WHAT!!!?? WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TURN DOWN THE SKRILLEX I CANT HEAR SONY GUY1!
ccp guy 3: omg who invited Activision guy 1....?
Sony guy 1: it wasnt me I thought this was a secure channel. ...
Activision guy 1: DID YOU GUYS HEAR WE ARE MAKING A NEW CALL OF DUTY???
Ccp guy 3: why is he yelling at us?
Activision guy 1: HOW DO I USE THE PARACHUTE THINGY????
sony guy 1: wtf is he talking about?
Ccp guy 3: I have no idea.... can he hear us?
Sony guy 1: idk HEY ACTIVISION GUY 1 YOUR AN IDIOT!!!
Activision guy 1: WHAT? I USE THE D-PAD? WTF IT DIDNT WORK.... THIS GAME SUCKS... STUPID CLONES... WHO EVER WROTE THIS IS A NOOB!
Ccp guy 3: tell me why we partnered with these guys again sony guy 1?
Sony guy 1: ............. money.... thats all we care about....
Sony guy 1: I have no idea... Activision isnt really known for being smart or groundbreaking.
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undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
336
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Posted - 2013.05.04 04:16:00 -
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As annoying as fatties can be I love em anyways! I hope the heavy will still be around post pc..... I will miss shotguning them or direct hitting them with the mass driver. |
undeadsoldier90
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
357
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Posted - 2013.05.05 00:43:00 -
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WE LOVE ReGnUM wrote:Good to see there are so little people who have signed this, when compared to the playbase at large.
CCP this a minority just trying to make noise... nothing more.
1v1? You ready yet? Been asking for months now..... ill even wear a scout a series.... with exile. |
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