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Patoman Radiant
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Posted - 2013.05.01 05:19:00 -
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Your mama jokes, dust themed
Your mama is so fat and dumb she wears a heavy suit with nova knives
Your mama is so fat she skilled 4 racial heavy suits, to proto level!
Your mama is so fat the inertia dampener is not enough
Your mama is so dumb she was redline sniping, inside the enemies redline.
Your mama is so ugly and lazy, when she was AFK skimerishing they kicked her out of the MMC.
Your mama is so ugly, lazy, and fat when she was AFK skimerishing they tried to kick her out of the MMC, but she wouldn't fit through the door.
You mama is so dumb and a noob, she bid 200 million in a corp battle contract and lost after getting red-lined in the first minute.
You mama is so dumb she got a nanite injector, but never uses to revive nearby teammates because she thought she got a starcraft stimpack.
Your mama is so dumb she complains about every weapon being overpowered, including the assault rifle.
Your mama is so fat, when she boards a dropship she kicks out all the other gunners and passengers.
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Patoman Radiant
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Posted - 2013.05.01 05:52:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Sorry man, I didn't chuckle at any of these.
You don't seem to have the hang of the "Your Mama So..." joke cycle. It's not enough to simply deliver "your mother is so [adjective] she [exhibits behaviours expected of one who can be described by aforementioned adjective]" which is what you've done.
In the typical "your mother is so fat" joke, the evidence provided for the accusation of obesity is typically an amusing scenario in itself. Example: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. This is clearly ludicrous and the humour is derived from the absurdity of the described situation, and only augmented by the maternal insult.
I don't believe any of the scenarios mentioned has ever happened too often.
Though if you the expert, by all means. A your mama themed dust joke. |
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Posted - 2013.05.01 06:03:00 -
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Mithridates VI wrote:Aqil Aegivan wrote:So something along the lines of "yo mama so dumb she tried to use a scrambler rifle to cook eggs"? ^This
yea that is one of the better ones.
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Patoman Radiant
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Posted - 2013.05.01 06:12:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:Mithridates VI wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:your moms so ugly hit detection wont touch her. Yo mama is such an alcoholic the RDV pilot is thinking about staging an intervention. your moms so lazy she applied for RDV pilot and was rejected.
I think the drunk joke is better with the RDV because they are such bad drivers, almost didn't get it because I am not familiar with the acronym.
Yo mama is such a alcoholic she applied to be a RDV pilot, but was rejected because she was too drunk. |
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Posted - 2013.05.01 06:18:00 -
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Your mama is so fat, CCP is releasing her as one of the new larger maps on may 14th. |
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Posted - 2013.05.01 22:18:00 -
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Your mamas so fat, she caused a skimerish match to end in a draw because she ate both teams MMC's.
Your mamas so fat when she moves around the MMC, she moves around the MMC.
Your mama is so fat, she weights has much as a heavy in her bathrobe.
Your mama is so fat and dumb she though heavy support would mean she could get more benefits. |
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