You know guys, I was told by the dudes that there's a strange phenomenon going on here in the forums and one of them suggested that I take a look and see what I can do about it. What I'm of course talking about here is the age old "lazy piece of **** syndrome" like I tend to call it. Now the people who know me, also know that I'm dealing with these type of punks on a weekly basis in my personal life so I guess you could say that I've got some experience on the subject. That being said I rarely reply to these type of threads cause you know me: I don't give a ****! This time it's a little bit different though and with this post I'm gonna perform some straight talk, and here's how I'm going to lay it down for you guys. First I'm going through some of the reasons that make this whole thing curious, then I'm gonna delve a little deeper and give these guys some life advices. And guys remember that this is not a naming and shaming type of thing and I don't try to be too hard on you guys.

Now, guys, we've seen a lot of lazy fucks here on Dust 514 so that's nothing new but there's a key difference here with this new breed of lazy fucks. Let me give you an example: You guys remember when Mr. Spero from Imperfects was caught with his virtual pants down AFK farming in that MCC, guys? Well like any other aspiring CPM member he tried to weasel out of it, no big deal guys. That's a normal reaction guys. Not blaming Spero or anything. There's a chance the dude has turned over a new leaf and stuff like that. The point here is that the guy was ashamed of what he had done and he did what he had to do!

So that brings me to the current situation and the new breed of AFK farmers: The EoN alliance. Now let me be perfectly fair here and note that they probably have a small percentage of members who are stand up guys, so I do apologise to those few good dudes. As I said this is not a naming and shaming type of statement, boys and girls. Anyways it ends up that the EoN dudes have come up with this gimmick where they are proud of being lazy fucks! Man, would I love to hear the background of these guys! Everyone who knows me, know that I've been born and raised in a culture that values hard work, honesty and earning your own keep. Well EoN let me send a message to you guys right now: You haven't earned **** in my books!

So I tell you what, guys. You go read some Hemingway, then you take your pencil necks out of your apartment, come over and mow my lawn. I'll give you guys a couple of bucks so you can go buy yourself a few ice cream sandwiches. And that's everything I have to say about this subject, boys and girls.

Everyone who knows me, know that I've been born and raised in a culture that values hard work, honesty and earning your own keep. Well EoN let me send a message to you guys right now: You haven't earned **** in my books!

Let me tell you something right now, Mavado, before I will systematically dissect your little PR stunt of a message piece by piece, man! First of all I thought I made it clear in my original statement that it's NOT a naming and shaming type of deal. The second thing is that, I did indeed mention the possibility of a small section of stand up dudes inside the ranks of EoN, so don't try to bullshit this community, dude, they know what you're trying to do here.

Now you keep telling me that you have very few AFK farmers. Well let me give you some statistics, cause if you know anything about me, I like to analyse stuff and go a little bit deeper on my thoughts, no matter what the topic is. So here are the numbers:

1. Number of EoN players who have responded in this thread: 7 dudes, one with a female avatar, no big deal, I don't judge.

2. Number of EoN players who responded and actively support AFK farming: 4, and let me put their names up here so you don't think I'm bullshitting you:

Sentient Archon

Takahiro Kashuken

JW v Weingarten

Lunamaria Hawkeye

Now that's 4 out of seven and most of those 4 are indeed encouraging this behaviour and spreading the disease, which by the way includes you my man!

3. Number of EoN players in the thread who are clearly against AFK farming: 0!

Now let me be the first one to tell you, that's a horrible percentage for any corporation and I'm already closing in on your "one hand" number. You must have been born near Chernobyl cause you clearly have more than 5 fingers in one hand! And you're absolutely right: We do indeed define hard work a little bit differently cause the statistics of your alliance are so horrible that it makes Zimbabwe look like the American dream for Christ sake!

And let me tell you something else, it's not the public games what's my problem, bro. It's the fact that your alliance promotes this lazy, free riding, piece of **** attitude that takes away from the joy of the people who are trying out the game and are driven away by the fact that you've got a full squad in MCC doing nothing while being PROUD of it and talking **** about it on the official forums! How's that uptight for you! Jesus Christ! I've got a little bit of a message for your alliance right now and right here on this thread, man, so you guys can do a little soul searching. You go tell everybody in your alliance what you read here, you guys take a real good look into the virtual Dust mirror (and I don't even wanna know what that dude with the female avatar is thinking!), man, and you tell me if this is what you guys are about: Promoting leeching and AFK farming while being proud of it!

We do indeed define hard work a little bit differently cause the statistics of your alliance are so horrible that it makes Zimbabwe look like the American dream for Christ sake!