DUST Search - Overheard on someone's mic

Kyle Drysden wrote:

I hate the lack of Comms in the matches I've been playing lately. I'm either the only one with a mic, or I'm the only one with a mic that actually uses it.

Hey, you, I know you have a headset because you have it on hands free and I can hear you.

Statistically, I lose every match where this is the case. You can't expect to win if only one person is utilizing their mic. So, I give everyone a fair warning, right now:

If you're in a game with me, and I'm the only one on mic, I WILL be trolling the comms with nonsense. I will sing random songs from the 1980's. I will even use different voices to pretend that someone else has a mic and is using it. That's not even the tip of the iceberg as to what I do on mic.

I do this for two reasons:

1. Eventually someone HAS to turn on their mic to tell me to shut up. At that moment I will utilize the comms as they were meant to be.

B. Again, I don't think I've won a single match where I have been the only one on comms. So if I'm going to lose, I'm going to have fun doing it.

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Hunter Junko Bojo's School of the Trades 98	Posted - 2013.05.20 07:16:00 - [31] - Quote once, DTOracle and i joined squads with a guy named Kazae Wolf , and his wife kept calling him "honey boo-boo" while in the middle of a few games. every time she'd say that i would smile and crack up. This was months ago and i havent heard from the guy ever since but that was one of the funniest things i overheard.
FarVision1 FALLEN LEGENDS 5	Posted - 2013.05.20 15:43:00 - [32] - Quote My old corp CEO ran a good game, but was apparently young enough to be ordered to do chores like wash the dishes and mow the lawn. The arguments were absolutely hilarious.
Silent Defiance Lone Hound of Death 0	Posted - 2013.05.25 22:40:00 - [33] - Quote I've played a couple times overhearing russian, obviously a kid playing the game while talking with a parent. The thing is that I swear the kid is playing in the kithen cuz I literally hear the food frying, pots and pans moving, sink coming on and off. WTH?? The random party provides good listening material also... drunk people rock! lol
TBdaBoss A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. ROFL BROS 0	Posted - 2013.05.25 23:15:00 - [34] - Quote My CEO's wife sneezed audibly in the background when we were on the waiting deck. I said "bless you" The squad got a laugh. A reply: "Thank you!" More laughter.
Xylus Zenophilius Condotta Rouvenor Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2013.05.26 04:58:00 - [35] - Quote I keep hearing people eating chips and wondering how long they have been playing. My guess is since the break of dawn.
Lord Butts Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State 0	Posted - 2013.05.27 15:33:00 - [36] - Quote Scheneighnay McBob wrote: Last night, myself and my eve buddies were thinking of stuff to yell over the mic- I HAVE A HARD-ON FOR MURDER! See that MCC? I'm gonna climb up there, and shove my thumb up its butthole! We're gonna flank the enemy, creep up behind em, and getem in the ass! What NULL cannons? How about the classic: "I have a boner for war!"
TempesTVX9 ROGUE SPADES EoN. 0	Posted - 2013.05.28 07:31:00 - [37] - Quote Kyle Drysden wrote: I hate the lack of Comms in the matches I've been playing lately. I'm either the only one with a mic, or I'm the only one with a mic that actually uses it. Hey, you, I know you have a headset because you have it on hands free and I can hear you. Statistically, I lose every match where this is the case. You can't expect to win if only one person is utilizing their mic. So, I give everyone a fair warning, right now: If you're in a game with me, and I'm the only one on mic, I WILL be trolling the comms with nonsense. I will sing random songs from the 1980's. I will even use different voices to pretend that someone else has a mic and is using it. That's not even the tip of the iceberg as to what I do on mic. I do this for two reasons: 1. Eventually someone HAS to turn on their mic to tell me to shut up. At that moment I will utilize the comms as they were meant to be. B. Again, I don't think I've won a single match where I have been the only one on comms. So if I'm going to lose, I'm going to have fun doing it. dude.. send me a squad invite ill be the other voice LOL
belly fat Conspiratus Immortalis 2	Posted - 2013.05.29 19:15:00 - [38] - Quote every time i join a team/squad all i hear are people laughing at the stuff i say.
Straum Arjn Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises 12	Posted - 2013.05.29 23:50:00 - [39] - Quote Hunter Junko wrote: once, DTOracle and i joined squads with a guy named Kazae Wolf , and his wife kept calling him "honey boo-boo" while in the middle of a few games. every time she'd say that i would smile and crack up. This was months ago and i havent heard from the guy ever since but that was one of the funniest things i overheard. That guy's in my Corp. XP I've been playing a lot with him recently. I don't think his wife has called him "honey boo-boo" since though.
Straum Arjn Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. Interstellar Conquest Enterprises 12	Posted - 2013.05.29 23:51:00 - [40] - Quote Stupid internet making me double post. :P



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