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Ner'Zul Nexhawk
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Posted - 2013.05.04 02:28:00 -
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Granted, but the flames from the pyre spread so fast that they burn everyone in the vicinity to death, including you.
I wish blueberries wouldn't prematurely bleed out. |
Ner'Zul Nexhawk
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Posted - 2013.05.04 02:47:00 -
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slypie11 wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:granted, but your mercenaries get infected and eat you
i wish we had book burning for the twilight series Granted, but then teenagers have nothing to read, and society becomes that of the book Fahrenheit 451. I wish my mercenaries were also imune.
Granted, but the mercenaries realize that they are your own method of enforcement, and you are therefore defenseless against them, leading to them overthrowing your rule. Congratulations, now you end up in the slums of your empire.
I wish magic would appear on Earth, and I would be the only man who uses it. |
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Posted - 2013.05.04 10:12:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:no wish above, sooo.......
i wish dust mercs could highjack and pilot Titans granted titan blows up yay! 140billion isk gone in the blink of an eye, i feast on that capsuleers tears i wish dust mercs could steal POS's (player owned stations) in eve
Granted, you can theoretically capture POS's. In practice, however, the defenses on the inside of every POS are so high that no merc army would ever successfully steal the station. The only reason it worked in theory is because CCP tested the battles with devhacks.
I wish we would find several temperate planets and started colonizing them. |
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Posted - 2013.05.04 15:01:00 -
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slypie11 wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:slypie11 wrote:
I wish I had those boots from portal. And please don't make this one stupid.
Granted, after putting them on you start running around and doing "parkour" or whatever the kids call it these days. And after jumping a sick gap, you jumped straight up with all your might in excitement bashing your head against a concrete overhang rendering you paralyzed from the neck down. Derp DErpy HURRRrrrRRRRRrrr (no wish is ever granted the way you want it.... NONE OF THEM) I wish i had a megadrive full of every song ever made. Granted, but a malfunction in the megadrive causes it to play nonstop Justin Bieber, and just when you think it is over, it begins to play one direction. The sheer idiocy of these songs condenses into physical form in your house/apartment and begins to destroy major cities. Conventional weapons are useless. The human race has no chance. Thats what you get for messing with parkour. I hope you're happy you sick son of a ***** I wish I had a boomstick.
Granted, but when this wish is typed into the wishing machine, its autocorrect unnoticeably switches "boomstick" with "broomstick", so now you have a broomstick. (Inspired by my iPhone)
I wish I would be able to stop time as I want and then reverse it back to normal. In this timeless space, only I can move around freely, and any non-living objects that I interact with will also enter the timeless space. E.g. I'm easily able to pick a pencil and place it on another spot in the timeless space.
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk
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Posted - 2013.05.04 15:23:00 -
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slypie11 wrote:
Always thought about this one when I forgot about a test. Anyway, granted, but your ability is tied to a pocket watch. When pressing the button on the watch time stops. Unfortunately, while robbing a bank in timeless space, you accidentally drop the watch and break it, and are now trapped in timeless space with no companions. Like if you got the reference.
I wish I has a billion dollars
Granted, but due to unprecedented inflations, all prices skyrocket to the point where buying a single loaf of bread will cost you around 4 billion dollars. So have fun with your one billion!
I wish people would get paid for going to school.
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk
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Posted - 2013.05.04 16:06:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:slypie11 wrote:
Always thought about this one when I forgot about a test. Anyway, granted, but your ability is tied to a pocket watch. When pressing the button on the watch time stops. Unfortunately, while robbing a bank in timeless space, you accidentally drop the watch and break it, and are now trapped in timeless space with no companions. Like if you got the reference.
I wish I has a billion dollars
Granted, but due to unprecedented inflations, all prices skyrocket to the point where buying a single loaf of bread will cost you around 4 billion dollars. So have fun with your one billion! I wish people would get paid for going to school. granted....nut then the world economy imploded as EVERYONE tries to go back to school and no one actually works i wish i had a flamethrower (that DOESN'T blow up or catch me on fire)
Granted, but It so happens that at this time the distance between Earth and Jupiter is the closest as never before. Due to Jupiter's dominating gravitational force, it sucks all atmosphere from Earth. Without oxygen, your flamethrower cannot be operated.
I wish that Warlord would follow the rules. |
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Posted - 2013.05.04 18:59:00 -
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slypie11 wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:slypie11 wrote:Otavio Martins wrote:ganted, but there is no more electricity for u
i wish a paradox Your answer sucked, so no wish for you. I wish I had a gaming PC (lol at ur reply to my parkour post XD +1) Granted, you are now the proud owner of a crappy Acer from walmart with Minecraft preloaded. It only works well with the FOV set to Shortest. I wish i wasnt a neckbeard. Granted, now you are a buttbeard. And joke's on you, I already am the proud owner of a crappy Acer that can only play minecraft on the lowest settings. I wish I had a modern Alienware that couldn't break or crash and had a free version of EVE preloaded and I couldn't die and I could stay in my attic forever playing EVE because the computer never ran out of batteries and oh yeah I have 1,000,000,000,000 sp and the sp requirements of skills never went up and you didn't have to wait for skills to be learned and I could just get every skill and start my own corp and become the destroyer of all worlds.
Sigh... Granted, but when you have literally destroyed all worlds in New Eden, the power has gotten into your head. You gradually proceeded destroying everything else, including other players and stations, thus almost completely annihilating all infrastructure and demolishing the long-established economy. You have ruined everyone's virtual life, and they left in disgust, leaving you playing EVE in solitude. Just you and the empty space. Is that what you've truly wanted? 
I wish I would get cloned, and our minds would be linked, allowing me to be virtually in two distinct places simultaneously.
EDIT: Sorry Don Von Hulio, I didn't notice your last post. |
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Posted - 2013.05.04 19:47:00 -
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Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:slypie11 wrote:Arkena Wyrnspire wrote:Don Von Hulio wrote:
Granted, but since you chose Alienware (sad choice) the battery overheats and catches fire before you could even activate the EvE account burning the house and everything else with it (shoulda chose Asus man...). And somehow i get a hold of this mystical EvE character with no owner and make it mine. Feels good bro, feels good.... having a house an stuff. lol
I wish i had a razor strong enough to tame my new found buttbeard.
Granted, but the razor is too strong and decapitates you. Sandromin Hes wrote: The Clone has autism.
I wish my thread will never die. Granted, but you die without being able to see its glory. I wish honour existed in New Eden. Granted, but then everybody leaves because honor just ain't fun I wish I had the iron man suit Granted, but it comes with all the enemies and you get killed in short order. I wish that all the forum QQ would end.
Granted, but all the trolls that fed with tears are angry and turn forums into a ragefest.
I wish I would fly an indestructible zeppelin that was safe from all malfunctions and would never crash.
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Posted - 2013.05.04 20:17:00 -
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Granted, but their creativeness is too amazing that they come up with an analog to paradoxes on page 6 and make your mind blow.
I wish that all humans were immortal, given that overpopulation is not a problem due to other planets' colonization. |
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Posted - 2013.05.08 02:01:00 -
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Granted, but on your first travel occasion, the Doctor had to sacrifice you in order to escape from the aliens.
I wish I could normally revive people with my nanite injector again. |
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Posted - 2013.05.08 21:10:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Enderr Wigginn wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:i wish clothing was optional Wish granted but the option is only given to over weight males above the age of 30. I wish I had unlimited wishes. you already do  i wish we could fight sansha's nation on planets
Granted, but they completely annihilate you in every battle due to unlimited clone count and superior weapons.
I wish the Commander feature would come into Dust sooner, and I would be one of them. |
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