Bacon

Too fattening! I like my sexy looks! Can we substitute bacon for ham?

That part where everyone lost SP gained through AFK

Dear Merchouse,

I was in quaint little coffee shop close to my house called the MCC. I was wearing my sexy, yet subtle B suit. Of course I wasn't expecting much attention this afternoon. In my normal spot I dropped armor repping nanohives and proceeded to read Game of Thrones on my kindle. About 2 or so in the afternoon I noticed a few merc stop in for a coffee. Once they were done with their coffee they made their way over to me. Suddenly, they both blew themselves up and took my sheilds with them. About 30 seconds later they returned this time with another friend. I was really excited this time and they all three suicided at once in my honor. Lucky for me I had worn my armor plated B suit and survived just fine. They attempted to kill me a third then a forth time. After the forth attempt my armor hives disappeared and I thought they are going to get me this time. Next thing I know I am staring at the "defeat" screen with my team having lost by 2 armor bars. I gathered up my sp, isk, and 10 krin assualt rifles and headed back to my merc quarters. All I could think about is if those 3 mercs would have just fought instead of trying to kill me we could have won. I'll never forget that day or the selfishness of those 3 mercs

I was minding my own business running around trying to scout things out then my pager went off and I had to depart shortly to deal with it, I returned, buried underneath a supply depot.

Dear Merchouse,

I was in quaint little coffee shop close to my house called the MCC. I was wearing my sexy, yet subtle B suit. Of course I wasn't expecting much attention this afternoon. In my normal spot I dropped armor repping nanohives and proceeded to read Game of Thrones on my kindle. About 2 or so in the afternoon I noticed a few merc stop in for a coffee. Once they were done with their coffee they made their way over to me. Suddenly, they both blew themselves up and took my sheilds with them. About 30 seconds later they returned this time with another friend. I was really excited this time and they all three suicided at once in my honor. Lucky for me I had worn my armor plated B suit and survived just fine. They attempted to kill me a third then a forth time. After the forth attempt my armor hives disappeared and I thought they are going to get me this time. Next thing I know I am staring at the "defeat" screen with my team having lost by 2 armor bars. I gathered up my sp, isk, and 10 krin assualt rifles and headed back to my merc quarters. All I could think about is if those 3 mercs would have just fought instead of trying to kill me we could have won. I'll never forget that day or the selfishness of those 3 mercs

I was working out and baking a potato while I watched Venture bros on my TV, I heard a couple pops coming from my wireless headset I wear around my neck when I afk so I can hear when the match ends so I can reload into another match. I switched my tv input over to watch a guy die about 6 times trying to suicide grenade my heavy suit. I built that heavy specifically for AFKing.
Would take 3-4 guys to take it out with the armor repair/shield extenders and regulators I run on it.

I need to improve by getting a 2nd tv for dust afking so I dont have to switch back and forth on the tv input.

I laughed and went back to what I was doing. Got some hate mail and a sp and isk. Just another day in the MCC really.
Did meet a guy one day that taught me how to call in a lav on top of the MCC, I thought it was pretty cool.

Its ok to dream knowing that dreams and reality are in 2 different planes of existence

Until those dreams become a reality...

I am a very sad panda......my AFKing has inspired no in game rage other than 1 email and a number of people who just shoot at me. More than 50% of my officer weapons and a large percentage of my salvage does come when I AFK. I have played whole evenings for 5 hours straight and not rcv'd a single salvage item in all the games I play but I get salvage in about 80% of the AFK game I play. I would not be surprised if lower scored increases your chance of obtaining salvage items.....I have even received 3 high level items in one game.

The trick is to hit your right stick every once in a while to make the zealots think that you arent truely afk but just too lazy to play the game. This seems to set off a whole new level of rage.