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Mithridates VI
DUST 411
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Posted - 2013.04.12 00:08:00 -
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Dear CEOs of ~20 tiny corporations,
I'm very impressed with your optimistic efforts to save 80M ISK, just on the off chance that you manage to snag a district for a few days on May 6th. You've done very well and I'm proud of you.
Please, for the love of all that is good and holy, store these funds in your merc's wallet instead of in your corporation. I understand that you are new to all of this and just want to bring your fun little console clan to DUST 514... but your naivety, while adorable, is going to get you into trouble.
New Eden is full of very wicked people. Very wicked people telling very tricky little lies and who aren't actually looking after your interests like they say they are and like you think they are.
Stop. Promoting. My. Alts. To. Director.
If I have to rip you gullible little darlings off for millions of ISK, I'm going to come down with a mean case of the troll's remorse, which wouldn't be very much fun for me because I want to help you... but you believing so blindly that I want to help you is a very terrible temptation.
Demote any directors who you can't punch in real life. Tell them that, when the corporation role mechanics become more complex, they are guaranteed a leadership role once again and the demotion is merely a technicality. Move your ISK to your CEO's wallet or to a treasurer alt or anywhere that I can't steal it with ease.
When you set up a reimbursement system for lost gear or any other process which results in ISK payouts... ask yourself "could this be exploited for dishonest gain?" and stop trusting strangers...
If I'm not in your corp, some other dodgy sod probably is.
Sincerely,
Your Trusted Director |
Crash Monster
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.04.12 00:10:00 -
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Fair warning (attempt)... |
Vyzion Eyri
The Legion Academy
ROFL BROS
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Posted - 2013.04.12 00:13:00 -
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The CEOs themselves are probably just going to take the 80m and ditch their corporations. I'm guessing at least 5-10 of these small corps have been created by a group who plan to leech their poor members of as much money as possible, take it, then start their own corp, now loaded, and they'll be set.
Edit: and what do you know. It happens to us. ****. |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
874
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Posted - 2013.04.12 21:23:00 -
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Vyzion Eyri wrote:The CEOs themselves are probably just going to take the 80m and ditch their corporations. I'm guessing at least 5-10 of these small corps have been created by a group who plan to leech their poor members of as much money as possible, take it, then start their own corp, now loaded, and they'll be set.
Edit: and what do you know. It happens to us. ****.
 Who flinches first? (JK, not going anywhere baby  ) |
Roy Ventus
Foxhound Corporation
219
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Posted - 2013.04.12 22:01:00 -
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I lol'd |
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